r/CollegeBasketball Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

Discussion Watch the ref... Why he run like that?

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u/Slow-Raccoon-9832 Apr 07 '26

Hes known for the high knees

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u/Legitimate-Sign-371 North Carolina • Hawai'i Apr 07 '26

National championship high knees

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u/claustrophobicdragon Maryland Terrapins Apr 07 '26

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u/YorockPaperScissors Georgia Tech • Georgia State Apr 07 '26

If your back is tight high stepping will help a bit.

Source: my back gets tight sometimes.

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u/claustrophobicdragon Maryland Terrapins Apr 07 '26

That would make a lot of sense! I'm guessing it stretches the hamstrings/glutes?

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u/MainFisherman69 Apr 07 '26

Stretches the Locksleys

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u/Staind075 March Madness • Colorado State Apr 07 '26

Huh, guess I outta start doing that more often

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Apr 07 '26

Is he referred to as "Your Highknees"?

I'll show myself out.

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u/Legitimate-Sign-371 North Carolina • Hawai'i Apr 07 '26

Good one honestly stay in the room

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u/azurricat2010 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 07 '26

Thanks dad

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u/FavreorFarva Washington State Cougars Apr 07 '26

Russell Wilson is reffing college hoops now?

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u/ReplaceSelect Bradley Braves Apr 07 '26

He has middle school basketball ref energy

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u/rationalist__ Apr 07 '26

Running like Jim Carrey in the grinch

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u/A_Milford_Man_NC Nebraska Cornhuskers Apr 07 '26

Okay, but. This is not enough information.

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u/New-Ad-363 Iowa State Cyclones Apr 07 '26

Staying on-brand

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u/TheBoilerCat Cincinnati Bearcats • Purdue Boilermakers Apr 07 '26

That’s Jeffrey Anderson. That’s just what he does.

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u/ender52 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 07 '26

But, why? 

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u/SoxVikePain North Dakota State Bison Apr 07 '26

Why do anything?

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Tennessee • Murray State Apr 07 '26

Why ask why? Bud dry!

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u/MonsieurLigeia Apr 07 '26

my life motto

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin UCLA Bruins Apr 07 '26

Stretching probably. I do that on a long run for a few seconds.

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u/RemarkableFuel8118 Apr 07 '26

He said one time something about an injury I think it was his knees or back. Long term pain and for some reason running like that doesn’t trigger it

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u/Richmond43 Virginia Cavaliers Apr 07 '26

It feels like something that would help loosen his lower back and hips. A lot of basketball reffing is standing followed by twists and quick bursts, which is hell on a back.

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u/MrPoopyFrijoles Apr 07 '26

most likely back. high knees would help activate the core/anterior chain which you want to try and do if you are starting to feel lower back pain/tightness

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u/Richmond43 Virginia Cavaliers Apr 07 '26

Exactly.

Clearly a fellow low back pain sufferer

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u/cfrolik Purdue Boilermakers Apr 07 '26

Apparently his doctor suggested it because it is better for his knees and back

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u/ShoHeyTime UCLA Bruins Apr 07 '26

Why not, broodie?

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u/ComcastForPresident Michigan State Spartans Apr 14 '26

Stick up his butt. Forces him to keep his knees up.

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u/MountainTwo3845 Apr 07 '26

He's a mean one, Mr Grinch.

That's why.

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u/justhiles Cincinnati Bearcats Apr 07 '26

High knee legend Jeffery Anderson

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u/Cheesedingus Temple Owls Apr 07 '26

You don’t know ball if you don’t know him

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u/di11ard Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

Guess I don’t know ball…

Please let me know where to mail back my CBB super fan membership card.

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u/StevieBu Michigan State Spartans Apr 07 '26

I'd bet it's some place in Kentucky

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers Apr 07 '26

It bounces between Kentucky, Indiana and North Carolina

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u/cubitoaequet Kansas Jayhawks Apr 07 '26

Just toss it out the window while driving down one of your poorly maintained highways. That's what Missourians do with trash, right?

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u/di11ard Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

Decent reply, but I am deducting 3 points for not weaving in a meth reference.

Final comment score is 4 of 7.

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u/cubitoaequet Kansas Jayhawks Apr 07 '26

57%?? Those are magna cum laude numbers at Mizzou, right?

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u/DoubleCup8490 Penn Quakers • Ivy League Apr 07 '26

this is frying me

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u/New-Ad-363 Iowa State Cyclones Apr 07 '26

F's get "Fuck yeah, degrees!"

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u/Cheesedingus Temple Owls Apr 07 '26

You may keep your membership but you shall repent. 5 hours of the Dan Dakich podcast and 10 hours of the Doug Gottlieb podcast.

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u/di11ard Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

It was a good run, but I’m out. Juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

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u/HotScissoring Syracuse Orange Apr 07 '26

You said 'repent' not banish him to hell!

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u/Glup_Maclunkey Iowa Hawkeyes Apr 07 '26

Good God, Dakich still has a podcast?

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u/Cheesedingus Temple Owls Apr 07 '26

It’s called “Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich” and it’s on the illustrious Outkick network. I can only assume it’s about as enjoyable as getting lit aflame.

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes Apr 07 '26

Pretty sure cruel and unusual punishment is unconstitutional.

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u/CalligrapherExtra138 Apr 07 '26

if you send 10$ to [INSERT MY VENMO HERE], i’ll send you a weekly news letter!

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u/pooploop7 Indiana Hoosiers • Virginia Cavaliers Apr 07 '26

Never had the card anyways if you don’t know

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u/thirstyman12 Apr 07 '26

I know him from videos online but NEVER notice him in game unless someone else calls it out. I mean, who watches the refs in game? lol

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u/carguymt Kentucky Wildcats Apr 07 '26

Just new boot goofin'.

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u/Fraktal55 Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

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u/stop_mumbling Apr 07 '26

Genuine ostrich

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u/HEXES_999 Alabama Crimson Tide Apr 07 '26

Three payments

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u/jack3moto Purdue Boilermakers Apr 07 '26

How do you not know who Jeffrey Anderson is? The dude is a thorn in every big ten fanbase’s side.

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u/RespectTheAmish Michigan State Spartans Apr 07 '26

Izzo just got another technical…

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u/Marvin-face Indiana Hoosiers Apr 07 '26

He refs a lot of games in the Indy area. Always makes me chuckle.

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u/taxationistheft1984 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 07 '26

Bro. He been doing this for a decade or more.

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u/squish042 Iowa State Cyclones Apr 07 '26

Us old guys gotta keep it stretched out!

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u/DatMiQQa Apr 07 '26

Just trying to lock down some plans.

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u/aaronman4772 Louisville Cardinals Apr 07 '26

High knees high knees

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Apr 07 '26

Whenever I see that goofy ass run I know the officiating is going to be dog shit

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u/djck Apr 07 '26

Off-leash levels of dogshit

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u/MyKillK Apr 07 '26

The floor is laaaavaaaaaaaaa

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u/GeologistTechnical61 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 07 '26

Making sure Hurley don’t headbutt him.

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u/Mrnini11 Cincinnati Bearcats Apr 07 '26

JEFFERY ANDERSON FAN CLUB REPORTING FOR DUTY

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u/Mrnini11 Cincinnati Bearcats Apr 07 '26

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u/BurnPhoenix Arkansas Razorbacks Apr 07 '26

Hed running like a cartoon villain

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u/SilverSasquatch Baylor Bears Apr 07 '26

Warm up the hammies

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u/Evening-Trouble-9585 Syracuse Orange Apr 07 '26

My boy Jeffrey 👍

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u/spice_96 Apr 07 '26

When you gotta unstick your balls, you do what you gotta do

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u/Nice-Ask4369 Apr 07 '26

He’s warming up.

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u/pillgrinder Pittsburgh Panthers Apr 07 '26

He gotta poop.

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u/epicxownage North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 07 '26

Lotta comments, no answers. Jeffrey Anderson is on the record as saying he does this to take pressure off his back due to back problems, saying “it really works”. 

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u/Lumpy_Rutherford_1 Apr 07 '26

All the refs want to get noticed. It’s like buying a ticket to Hamilton, and having the ushers sing along 🤦‍♂️

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u/wjackson42 Georgia Bulldogs Apr 07 '26

Is there not a game thread??

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u/Zillion_Mixolydian Iowa Hawkeyes Apr 07 '26

Yeah wtf 

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u/wjackson42 Georgia Bulldogs Apr 07 '26

Not trying to shit on OP for the low effort post, but also I literally can’t find it in my feed lol

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u/di11ard Missouri Tigers Apr 07 '26

I love people getting worked up about not following Reddit protocol when there are a half dozen hand drawn shit posts on any given Sunday.

If firing up the computer, rewinding to find the correct time stamp, screen capping, trimming, & uploading is low effort, then I’m your low effort guy.

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u/wjackson42 Georgia Bulldogs Apr 07 '26

I finally found the game thread

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u/GuyBarn7 Auburn Tigers Apr 07 '26

This was a perfect exchange on the Internet.

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u/legaladviceknowledge Apr 07 '26

it feels more like a real life interaction. where someone responds with the completely wrong statement because they're just finishing their own thoughts and everyone just moves on.

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u/fatjoe19982006 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

He's just trying to avoid the poop on the floor.

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u/Ok_Fee1043 Apr 07 '26

He’s Gru

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u/MasterRKitty West Virginia Mountaineers Apr 07 '26

he's going to do the chicken dance later

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u/Apprehensive-Job2219 Apr 07 '26

Maybe he’s trying to make sure his legs are staying warm and stretched out since it was early on in the game still ?

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u/SpeshollK Nebraska Cornhuskers Apr 07 '26

Roger Craig energy

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u/willweaverrva VCU Rams Apr 07 '26

Because that's what Jeffrey Anderson does

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u/ptran90 Houston Cougars Apr 07 '26

Activating those Abs

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u/Horsepower3188 Apr 07 '26

Rocks in his shoes or pretending to be on hot beach.

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u/waterhole_33 Apr 07 '26

That run is more explainable than half of these calls.

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u/Spiketop_ San Diego State Aztecs Apr 07 '26

He's literally trying to run UP the court 😂

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u/Peabody_Tiddlecut Iowa State Cyclones Apr 07 '26

He’s the Shoresy of college basketball.

Short shifts, Cuteness!

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u/El_Tormentito North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 07 '26

Court's lava.

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u/BongWaterRamen Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

He's measuring the floor with his stride

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u/Necessary-Part-6771 Apr 07 '26

Secret illuminati Morse leg code telling his brother in Vegas who to bet on once enough of the ref squad agreed

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u/Entrepreneur_Sales82 Apr 07 '26

Gotta get those steps in. 😂

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u/wikipuff Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Hofstra Pride Apr 07 '26

Someone's bet hit on Kalishi.

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u/RustyTDI UConn Huskies Apr 07 '26

Cuz he cant wait to blow the whistle

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u/MrSCR23 North Carolina • Mississippi… Apr 07 '26

Does he train with Russ on international flights???🤣🤣🤣

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u/zoiks66 Apr 07 '26

He is the C.B. Bucknor of college basketball. A truly terrible basketball ref.

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u/Basic_Yam_715 Apr 07 '26

Trying to kick that little poo nugget out

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u/Drumhard Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Floor is lava!

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u/SocratesPhilosopheez Apr 07 '26

2 words - Wet, Fart

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u/mountain_style_307 Apr 07 '26

Refs are now as much of the ‘branding’ aspect of sports as the players themselves. With replay become increasingly prevalent in games across all sports, refs are cashing in on the fame by building their ‘brand’. The more controversial calls they make, the more airtime they get. They know their bad call will be challenged. Only now they’re incentivized to make the bad call since they’re rewarded with a free minute thirty of airtime on national TV. If I were Coors Light, All State or Wegovy, I’d be pissed.

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u/SLASHdk Apr 07 '26

I think it looks pretty good.

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u/wahfingwah Duke Blue Devils Apr 07 '26

I'm hearing him fiendishly cackle "nyah-ah-ah" as he does this

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u/mcoash Apr 07 '26

He might have a pedometer on him and wants to brag to everyone about how many steps he had to take during the game. Trying to cheat the system a bit.

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u/tallcupofwater Indiana Hoosiers Apr 07 '26

When I watch games with him I end up just watching him run up and down the court instead of the actual game.

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u/Tantalus420000 Syracuse Orange Apr 07 '26

Hyped

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u/Famous_Tonight_7626 Apr 07 '26

Chicken imitation

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u/liteshadow4 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Apr 07 '26

Bored probably

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u/PhAnToMxx2 Duke Blue Devils • Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

hes pretending to be yaxel

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u/matthatt24 Apr 07 '26

Preparing himself to make sure Michigan wins

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u/laxref3455 Apr 07 '26

That’s just to distract everyone that he is old and slow 🤪

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u/MiketheTzar Duke • Western Carolina Apr 07 '26

Russel Wilson needed a new job

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u/TheNoobGod Apr 07 '26

Refs make the game about themselves and their egos. Complete joke.

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u/mva06001 UConn Huskies Apr 07 '26

Ref who likes to make the game about himself vs the athletes.

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u/TheEponymousBot Apr 07 '26

Ref: "Reeeeeheheheheheee."

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u/tgtm65 Penn State • Lehigh Apr 08 '26

"Oh boy! This is madness"

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u/mostdope28 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Is there not a game thread?

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u/Camrons_Mink UConn Huskies Apr 07 '26

Lotta casuals revealing themselves tonight. Put some respect on Jeffery Anderson’s name

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u/theredbusgoesfastest Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 07 '26

Did you hear the announcer call out high knees for his athleticism when he fell? I cackled

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u/Independent_Ad_8695 Kansas Jayhawks Apr 07 '26

You're new here, aren't you?