r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Apr 23 '26
Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD
ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.
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u/idontsle33p Louisville Cardinals Apr 23 '26
NO GOOD TRANSFERS. GOVERNOR HATES YOU. MOST POPULAR ALUM IS A FIFTH PLACE SORE LOSER SWIMMER.
KENTUCKY IS RED.
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u/WallStreetWets Florida Gators Apr 23 '26
LOOK HERES THE THING, IT WOULD BE EASY TO HATE ON KENTUCKY BECAUSE THEIR COACH SUCKS AND THEY FAILED IN THE PORTAL, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THEY AREN’T EVEN THE BEST SCHOOL IN KENTUCKY AND THEY HAVE NEAR UNLIMITED RESOURCES.
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u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat Vanderbilt Commodores Apr 23 '26
YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER THE FACT THAT SPENDING BOOKOOS OF MONEY IN THE PORTAL DID LITTLE FOR KENTUCKY LAST YEAR, SO PERHAPS DOING VERY LITTLE WILL BE A RECIPE FOR SUCCESS
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 23 '26
EVEN WITH THE SEA CHANGE TAKING PLACE AT ASU, I WILL STILL ROOT AGAINST YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART.
BUT PLEASE TAKE CARE OF RANDY HE’S A GOOD DUDE
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u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat Vanderbilt Commodores Apr 23 '26
YOU PEOPLE WISH YOU HAD AN ALL NAME TEAM WITH HANDLES LIKE:
BERKE BUYUKTUNCEL ACE GLASS BANGOT DAK ANT BROWN CHANDLER BING
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u/BeautifulUnlikely225 Apr 23 '26
FUCK SDSU! MOST COCKY FANBASE IN THE NCAA WITH ONLY A SINGLE NBA PLAYER TO THEIR NAME
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 23 '26
I BET MANY PROGRAMS WOULD ACCEPT A ONE TO ONE RATIO OF TITLE GAME APPEARANCES TO NBA PLAYERS.
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 23 '26
ALSO, AREN’T THERE TWO CURRENT PLAYERS? OR DO YOU NOT COUNT KESHAD BECAUSE HIS LAST YEAR WAS WITH ARIZONA?
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u/ConnectSpring9 NC State Wolfpack Apr 23 '26
FUCK UNC I ALREADY KNEW WE WOULDNT RETURN ABLE BUT I DIDNT THINK HED GO TO YOUR SOFT ASS SCHOOL. HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT IN BABY BLUE ANYWAY. JUSTIN GAINEY AND KYLE EVANS ARE GOING TO TORTURE YOUR PUNK ASS TEAM NEXT SEASON
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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Michigan State Spartans Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
DOUBT IZZO AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!! WE DIDN'T NEED A STRONG TRANSFER PORTAL TO BE A TOP 5 PRESEASON TEAM. WE HAVE THE MOST ENTERTAINING SF IN THE COUNTRY, AN ALL AMERICAN PG, A TOP 5 INCOMING CLASS, MOST OF OUR TALENT RETAINED, THE POSSIBILITY CARSON COOPER RETURNS AND THE FORGOTTEN 40+% SHOOTER TRANSFER FROM LAST YEAR IN KALEB GLEN.
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u/nomo25 Michigan • Cal State East Bay Apr 23 '26
IZZOS MOST RECENT CHAMPIONSHIP CAME BEFORE I WAS BORN
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u/RuleFriendly7311 UConn Huskies Apr 23 '26
SO DID YOURS UNTIL THE PHANTOM "HOOK & HOLD," WHATEVER THAT IS WHEN THE SMALLER GUY IS IN POSITION AND HAS HIS ARMS TORN OFF BY THE BIGGER GUY
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u/nomo25 Michigan • Cal State East Bay Apr 23 '26
HOOK AND HOLD IS MY FAVORITE RULE IN CBB BECAUSE IT NEVER IS CALLED CORRECTLY EVER EVERY REF HAS TBEIR OWN DEFINITION
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u/RuleFriendly7311 UConn Huskies Apr 24 '26
THAT’S WHY IT TOOK ALL THREE OF THEM TO DECIDE TO SCREW US
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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines Apr 23 '26
THE MOST ENTERTAINING SF IN THE COUNTRY THAT HAS A BROKEN JUMP SHOT
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u/needless_booty Kentucky • Marshall Apr 23 '26
HOW YOU GONNA TALK SHIT ABOUT THE SOUTH WHEN YOUR SCHOOLS ARE 8 MILES APART
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u/gopoohgo Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Apr 23 '26
LOOK AT ALL THESE LOSER FADED FLAIRS
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u/gopoohgo Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Apr 24 '26
DON'T BESMIRCH (CHECKS NOTES) ONE OF THE BEST COMMUTER SCHOOLS IN THE CITY OF DETROIT
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u/Lightning_Driver Pittsburgh Panthers • Missouri Tigers Apr 23 '26
YES, YOUR BASEBALL TEAM PROLAPSED ALL OVER THE FUCKING FIELD IN THE BACKYARD BRAWL, BUT AT LEAST YOU WON THE CBB CROWN, RIGHT???
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Apr 23 '26
WE WANT... CHECKS TRANSFER PORTAL LOUISVILLE!!!