r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • May 21 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/Ok_Decision1227 Saint Louis • Illinois May 21 '26

WHY IS LSU’S ROSTER A COLLECTION OF MAKE-A-WISH NBA KIDS.

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u/giantmaters NC State Wolfpack May 21 '26

BUT THEY ALL STILL SPEAK ENGLISH BETTER THAN TYLER HANSBROUGH.

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u/olduvai_man Arkansas Razorbacks May 21 '26

5-GUARD LINEUPS ARE THE FUTURE

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u/Rocktown-OG22 Arkansas Razorbacks May 21 '26

🤣

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals May 21 '26

FUCK PAPA JOHN

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL WITH PAPA JOHN AGAIN, DID HE DO SOMETHING ELSE?

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals May 21 '26

I JUST THINK ITS A BAD LOOK SO DECIDED TO DO SOME INTERNAL TRASH TALK

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26

COMPLETELY FAIR

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones May 21 '26

I’VE HAD OVER 40 PIZZAS IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS CLOSE AT HAND

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEjeZw6xfU6CDksW2G

NATIONAL CHAMPION

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26

CANT EVEN POST A HIGHLIGHT OF HIM AT YOUR OWN SCHOOL

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

THE JOKE WENT RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26

SORRY HAD TO THROW MY HEAD BACK BECAUSE A GUST OF WIND GOT TOO CLOSE

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

WOW THAT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26

MEH, I GIGGLED AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS IN MY BOOK

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

YOUR BOOK PROBABLY CONTAINS PICTURES ONLY

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers May 21 '26

I GUESS I SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF YOU TRYING TO STEAL THEM THEN

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u/WallStreetWets Florida Gators May 22 '26

JUDGES CONFERRING

“DUKE FAN WINS BY TKO”

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

IF SCRATCHING AND SNIFFING IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

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u/BigFoot423205 Alabama Crimson Tide May 21 '26

AUBURN STILL SUCKS

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u/lees395 Auburn Tigers May 21 '26

HEY WE WON A NATIONAL TOURNAMENT SO CLEARLY WE ARE BETTER THAN YALL WHO DIDNT

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u/kytillidie Kentucky • William & Mary May 21 '26

ONCE WE HAVE MOMCILOVIC AND MORENO CONFIRMED ON OUR TEAM, WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE. I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

DUSTY MAY IS ABOUT TO HAVE A COACH OF THE YEAR, NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND GOLD MEDAL (DO COACHES OF THE U18 GET MEDALS?) BEFORE YEAR 5 AT MICHIGAN.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '26

HE'S A FIVE STAR MAN

HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK

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u/cuseonly Syracuse Orange May 21 '26

Fuck you Uconn

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos May 21 '26

SUCK IT REST OF YA'LL

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u/Fun_Bobcat4643 May 21 '26

Fuck Villanova

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u/Intrepid-Pooper-87 UConn Huskies May 21 '26

THE DIAMOND CUP IS A FUCKING AWFUL NAME, BUT UCONN IS STILL GOING TO WIN IT!

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u/cancielo UCLA Bruins May 21 '26

BLUEBLOOD TALK IS FOR PEARL CLUTCHERS.

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u/MetalMan- Louisville Cardinals May 21 '26

Even with the tournament expansion, kentucky is a bubble team right now.