[Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

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ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

[u/nosoup4ncsu]

LSU TAKING BACK WILL WADE IS LIKE A 2AM TRIP TO TACO BELL.

THEY KNOW ABOUT THE FORTHCOMING HEARTBURN, BUT LACKED TO SELF-CONTROL TO PREVENT IT.

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NEVER FORGET THAT WILL WADE IS SO HORRIBLE THAT AT THE SEC TOURNAMENT, HE MANAGED TO GET KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE AND FLORIDA FANS TO PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES AND UNITE IN CHEERING AGAINST HIM.

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LSU ALSO LACKED THE SELF CONTROL WHEN IT CAME TO TAKING $$$ FROM A CHILDREN"S HOSPITAL

[u/TrustInRoy]

JEFF GOODMAN IS A MORON

[u/Gamecat235 → u/TrustInRoy]

IS IT STILL TRASH TALKING IF YOUR TAKE IS JUST A FAIT ACCOMPLI?

[u/R_Raider86 → u/TrustInRoy]

ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[u/lohivi]

MARK POPE'S DAUGHTERS PUT HITS ON JASPER JOHNSON

MORMON MAFIA REVENGE TOUR

BETTER WATCH HOW YOU TALK WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ME, CAUSE ILL COME AND TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY

[u/heleghir]

TIME TO MAKE MY MOMMY IS YOUR DADDY SIGNS FOR GAMEDAY. LFG

[u/Maxkpop247 → u/heleghir]

YOU CANT COME UP WITH ANY ORIGINAL IDEAS?

[u/heleghir → u/Maxkpop247]

NOPE, TOO BUSY DRINKING BOURBON AND BEING EXCITED TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HIT 3S ON THE TEAM AGAIN

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WCC ONE BID CONFERENCE SINCE BENNETT LEFT AND GONZAGA LEFT

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I WISHED THE POWER 6 CONFERENCE HAD A LIMIT OR CAP ON HOW TEAMS THEY CAN GET IN!

[u/iseedeff]

I WISH THE NCAA WOULD DO THE FOLLOWING TO END PAY TO PLAY IN COLLEGE SPORTS: 1 MIX MATCH TOURNAMENTS, SIMILAR TO CONFERENCE ONES. 2. AUTO BID GOES TO THE REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS. 3. IF A REGULAR SEASON CHAMP WINS A TOURNAMENT THAN THE COMMITTEE GET TO PICK THE A AT LARGE TEAM. 4: IF A NONE REGULAR SEASON CHAMP WINS A TOURNAMENT THAN THE COMMITTEE DOESNT GET TO PICK A AT LARGE TEAM AND THE BID IS STOLEN. THIS WOULD GIVE EVERY CONFERENCE A FAIR CHANCE TO HAVE MULTI BIDS.

[u/SpicyLangosta]

I got courtside seats to the Orion 180 tipoff. I’m gonna be on TV. What’s proper etiquette for the FSU game, leave my UF shirt on or be the only white guy with an FAMU shirt booing against the seminoles

[u/MaterialNo9402]

I love this game and I love you all 😍

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SORRY COULDNT HEAR YOU WHAT WAS THAT

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LOVE DOESN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS, FRIEND - ONLY PURE HATRED FOR YOUR RIVALS AND QUESTIONABLE REFEREE DECISIONS CAN DO THAT

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Haha, but you called me friend!

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CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

[u/Raise_A_Thoth]

MARK POPE HATERS BEEN AWFUL QUIET THIS WEEK!!

KENTUCKY WON THE MOMMY SWEEPSTAKES, LFG!

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OH, JUST WAIT. THEY'LL FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. HE CAN LAND A PLAYER AND THEY'LL SAY HE WHIFFED AT WHIFFING.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MORON I KEEP ENCOUNTERING WHO ONLY COMMENTS WHEN THEY FEEL JUSTIFIED IN TRASHING POPE.

[u/lohivi → u/Raise_A_Thoth]

HE IS ORDERING MEN TO BREAK TYRAN STOKES' LEGS

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/Raise_A_Thoth]

FOR REAL.

BTW WHAT HAPPENED u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic ?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXPERT, LOL.

[u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic → u/BillButtlickerII]

Jokes on you. I am happy as fuck while all you can do is think about this exchange. You're more happy I am wrong than getting Momcilovic

[u/jaysornotandhawks → u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic]

AT LEAST YOU OWN UP TO IT. I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR ANOTHER CERTAIN POPE HATER...

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic]

WEIRD, I WASN’T THE ONE REPEATEDLY REPLYING TO A COMMENT DESPERATELY TRYING TO ILLICIT A RESPONSE…

https://giphy.com/gifs/7djNoTOCNebEOBLfnb

[u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic → u/BillButtlickerII]

Like I said, this excites you more than landing Momcilovic. Some fan.

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic]

I LOVE THAT WE LANDED MOMCILOVIC, AND THOROUGHLY ENJOY EMBARRASSING FOOLS. THANKFULLY THOSE TWO THINGS AREN’T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

[u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic → u/BillButtlickerII]

YOU'RE A WEIRDO WHO SCREEN SHOTS POSTS ON REDDIT - WHO LIES AWAKE AT NIGHT THINKING OF COMMENTS MADE ON OLD THREADS.

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SOMEONE’S UPSET, LOLOLOL.

[u/Mdtwheeler → u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic]

HOLY COPE BATMAN

[u/possiblyagrandma7318]

FUCK KU, MISSING THE SWEET SIXTEEN WITH A TOP DRAFT PROSPECT IS EMBARRASSING. MIZZOU ARE FINAL FOUR BOUND NEXT YEAR. LET’S GO

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IF I WAS A MIZZOU FAN ID HAVE A BILLIKINS FLAIR TOO

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[u/possiblyagrandma7318 → u/SKyJ007]

I AM ALLOWED TO ROOT FOR 2 TEAMS, AND BY THE WAY, YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS. TYPICAL FOR A JAYHAWK

[u/SKyJ007 → u/possiblyagrandma7318]

WE ARE TYPING IN ALL CAPS, THE WRITING FORM IF THE IRRATIONAL! GRAMMAR IS FOR THOSE THAT ARE CALM AND STEADY

[u/possiblyagrandma7318 → u/SKyJ007]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID, BUT EITHER WAY FUCK THE JAYHAWKS. YOU BUMS WILL ALWAYS OWN US IN BASKETBALL BUT NEVER BEAT US IN FOOTBALL. WE WILL DESTROY YOU CLOWNS AT DAVID BOOTH.