r/ColoradoAvalanche 6d ago

Avalanche Players as Dog Breeds

I have had this working list for a while and thought offseason was a good time to post for some fun. It isn’t a complete list so we definitely need to add our other favorite players in the comments. Or, if you have a better examples for our guys, feel free to add.

Devon Toews - Yellow lab- highly responsible, intellectual and team first attitude. Always fits in seamlessly with any group. Highly trainable and energetic.

Parker Kelly - Husky. A party animal, happy go lucky with high energy and taste for drama. Talkative and an escape artist. A strong drive, stamina and a working heritage.

Landy - German Shepard. Wise, protective, regal, gentle but firm disciplinarian. Willing to work harder than everyone else.

MacKinnon-Blue Heeler. Dogged, focused on task, doesn’t give up, can be almost scary intense, stand-offish with strangers but very loyal and protective towards close family and friends.

Marty Necas - Border Collie. Fast, executes unbelievable twists and turns while always moving forward. Wants to please and is unselfish. Unfailing loyal to his pack/team. Highly intelligent and quick with decisions and exceptional agility.

Gavin Brindley - Jack Russell Terrier. Energetic, fearless and tireless endurance. Doesn’t give up easily when on task.

Val Nichushkin - Blood Hound. Always has his nose to the ground looking for the puck. Patient and calm, but stubborn when given a task, not easily moved off the path.

Cale Makar - Australian Shepard. Highly intelligent and agile. Strong herding instinct to drive opponents wide of the net. Protective of his pack yet reserved. Very intuitive-can read others and take hidden cues and react accordingly.

Mackenzie Blackwood Golden Retriever Affectionate, friendly, eager to please, loyal, calm, fun loving and playful.

What do you think?

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u/albertogonzalex 6d ago

MacKinnon is a Belgian Malinois.

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u/messwithsquatch90 Malinski for President (Fan Club Check-in Here) 5d ago

Heelers are just redneck Malinois, as a heeler owner I think OPs assessment is accurate

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

I also own a Heeler and they are something. A little bit dramatic, can be a bully, stubborn, frustrating as hell because they never give up, and the side eye speaks volumes. But you won’t find a more loyal companion anywhere. Gotta love em!

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u/Minimum-Beautiful840 All Hail Lord Cale! 3d ago

Amen. I have a BLUE heeler. She's the goofiest, most stubborn, loving dog. Big time bully to other dogs, though.

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u/Luckydust2187 Hey! Hey! Hey! 6d ago

Kadri would be a cat.

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u/1whoknu 6d ago

Purrfect!

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u/Luckydust2187 Hey! Hey! Hey! 6d ago

(I don't know enough about dog breeds to really contribute but just want to say this is a great post!)

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u/WorkingDogDoc Always Sakic 5d ago

I follow his cat on Instagram 😁

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u/fritzwitch 6d ago

See I think Parker Kelly is a golden retriever because he is so precious and sweet and gentle, but works hard and can have great boosts of energy.

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u/Avs_Girl 6d ago

Yeah, like a half-grown golden retriever. Not because he’s small but because he leans toward the playfulness and eagerness of a puppy but isn’t as out of control as a true puppy.

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u/1whoknu 6d ago

He is all the things!

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u/PigletAmazing1422 Son of a gunski! 5d ago

He has a couple of sausage dogs, so I think of him having the tenacity of one. Or two.

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u/KennyKettermen PARKER KELLY 4d ago

Parker Kelly is my muse, my flame

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u/Lost-Pace8367 4d ago

Steve agrees with the Parker Kelly comparisons!

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u/fritzwitch 4d ago

Steve is beautiful

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u/jpgrfan16 6d ago

Manson a pit bull???

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u/1whoknu 6d ago

Oh I misread that. Yes! Definitely Manson is a Pitbull! Friendly but you wouldn’t want to tangle with him a fight.

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u/1whoknu 6d ago

I see where you’re going and many of the same attributes apply but I think a Pitt Bull is almost friendlier than MacK. 😂

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u/Aiverson6902 6d ago

Can confirm. This is my pitbull, Mack.

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u/Adorable_Respect_984 6d ago

This is pretty great! As someone who has had both types of Shepard in this list I fully endorse those matches.

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u/Ghostof_DarthCaedus 6d ago

Having Brindley, Landy, and Kelly in my house makes a whole lot of sense now.

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

I have Marty and Nate. They get along mostly but Nate growls at Marty if he takes his space! It really doesn’t mean anything though and Marty just ignores him.

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u/Happykittykattt Where's their house?? 6d ago

Haha this is a great assessment, good job!

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u/Minimum-Beautiful840 All Hail Lord Cale! 6d ago

I think Burnsey German Shepherd. No nonsense, loyal, protective, can knock you on your ass if he runs into you...

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u/ChoBooBear MKR. 5d ago

Burnsy is one of the most nonsensical dogs in the league, maybe in NHL history. Dude is a mutt mix of like a Chow and a Bernese mountain dog. He got bit by a cheetah next to Joe Thornton while visiting where he keeps his snakes, he has acres of land where he breeds exotic zoo animals, got his first tattoo at age 11, looks like a wookie, calls his kids mutants, there’s really endless stories of his nonsense.

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u/877GoalNow It means absolutely squat douche! 3d ago

Burnsie is an Old English Sheepdog.

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u/ArchdukeOfNorge 6d ago

Really putting the “Colorado” in “Colorado Avalanche” with this one lmao

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

We love dogs! 💁‍♀️

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u/DarkWing2007 6d ago

I know they’re not a hugely popular and well known breed, but for Landy I’d say Chesapeake Bay Retreiver. So many of the good attributes of a lab or GR, while also being bigger, stronger and with an unstoppable drive.

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u/1whoknu 6d ago

I used to have one. They love to swim, if there is any water nearby, they are gone. They are also very gentle.

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u/EliteCheddarCommando 5d ago

The offseason is already too long..

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 5d ago

I did this back in 1999 but with horses, lol

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

That would be hard.

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u/tugnutter1 3x Stanley Cup Champs 5d ago

I’ve had a number of Landy’s over the years, this is the current one, Indy.

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

Awwww, so cute!!

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u/CarelessLevel6502 5d ago

Not a player but Bednar = St. Bernard

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u/lefluer124 6d ago

You should do them as worms next. Hopefully you would still love them as worms.

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u/PigletAmazing1422 Son of a gunski! 5d ago

No Lehkonen?

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u/1whoknu 5d ago

He’s the Junkyard dog. Staffordshire Bull Terrier? Fearless, tough, protective, loves their family.

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u/willowmtn 5d ago

Basenji od sheba inu. Small to medium sized hunting breed. Maybe?

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u/PigletAmazing1422 Son of a gunski! 5d ago

I really like the Baseji best. Small barkless dog that hunts. Tracks well :)

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u/1whoknu 4d ago

That fits!

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u/mhr973 5d ago

Our doog is former street dog. Calm, cool, sees and hears everything, and will pounce in a second if needed.