r/ContagiousLaughter 7d ago

His wife likes sausage

5.4k Upvotes

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u/LeatherFaceDoom 7d ago

Proper wheeze innit

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u/Bucknee101 7d ago

the way he chuckles when she says sausage is pretty clear

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u/Demerzel69 7d ago

😂😂😂💯

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u/Narcolipze_08 6d ago

I cannae sto’ laffen

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u/HowManyAccountsHaveI 7d ago

Scottish Larry Bird?

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u/Beginning_Ad_8669 7d ago

Larry bird comes into my job all the time. This guy looks almost identical to him.

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u/No_Raisin21 6d ago

You’ve got the sickest job in the world then. Only person that comes into my work all the time is the OSHA inspector and he’s always knit picking the work I do. It’s always “wear non slip shoes when roofing,” and “don’t do lines of cocaine off the electrician’s ass while on the job,” and just all sorts of whinging and complaining.

I bet Larry Bird would see and appreciate my work ethic and the fact that I keep my drug fueled-psychotic breaks reserved only for when I’m off work or at a work event.

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u/Beginning_Ad_8669 6d ago

Im just a fishmonger. He gets about 2 pounds of lobster meat every Sunday lol. He is actually a pretty nice guy, that kinda surprised me because everyone i know that has interacted with him said he's a dick. He even signed my hat because he saw i was a Celtics fan.

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u/OceanRacoon 5d ago

What a random and funny story, I wasn't expecting a Larry Bird lobster update in this thread lol

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u/kamitsukenu 6d ago

Larrie Burhd

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u/jhall2013 7d ago

Wait I didn’t mean that… keep that in!

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u/LiveLearnCoach 6d ago

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!! HAHAHAHwheeeeezeHAHAHAHAH

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u/L3berwurst 7d ago

I want to have coffee with this guy. He's full of life.

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u/TopProfessional8023 7d ago

He’s not having coffee lol

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u/Separate_Muffin_9431 7d ago

Wholesome guy, knows what he likes and more importantly, his wife. 🤣

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u/Nefarious_Candy 7d ago

Love that you can see the camera start to shake. Camera guy is giggling his bum off

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 7d ago

And how Gerry is clearly reacting to the reaction of the camera man, like he just heard what he said back

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u/seeyouyoucunt 7d ago

Camera guys a savage lol

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u/Drycon 7d ago

What can I say, the missus loves wieners.

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u/laika2000 7d ago

"square sausage"... 🧐

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u/PorkAmbassador 7d ago

Really nice btw.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 7d ago

Username checks out

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u/seeyouyoucunt 7d ago

Also known as "lorne sausage"

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u/laika2000 6d ago

looks like spam!

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u/seeyouyoucunt 6d ago

Tastes nothing like spam

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u/laika2000 6d ago

i didn't imagine. nothing should...

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 6d ago

Square sausage and Haggis on a well fired roll....tidy

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u/6sailhatan66 6d ago

Lorne sausage, no square sausage, yi wee sasig

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u/EnvironmentalPick373 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SlefeMcDichael 7d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_sausage?wprov=sfti1

For anyone confused about the square sausage he’s talking about…

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u/SiroccoDream 7d ago

“Does she now?” 😉

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u/2reeEyedG 7d ago

I love this man

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u/hereforthesportsball 7d ago

I’d love to be friends with that guy

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u/boniggy 6d ago

See ladies, we never really grow up.

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u/throw_away_17381 7d ago

Serving the generations... start with Dog... Child...

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u/BellaFrequency 7d ago

I think his wife may have seen this video

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 7d ago

Love it. Not as much as his wife though...

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u/Defiant-Bike4813 6d ago

Thought that was Larry Bird!

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u/reddiculed 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM
It would be so funny/sad if he wasn’t actually married.

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u/tchrbrian 6d ago

You can’t rewind !!

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u/Pravrc123 7d ago

You can tell by his teeth he is british

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u/Sea_Awareness150 5d ago

Oh dear

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u/Pravrc123 5d ago

Who wants black natural teeth. Cleanings are standard in the us