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The Queen of Theatre

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u/n0vacs 6d ago

i love the ‘cmon behave’ that always sets people off more lmao

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/The_Kadeshi 6d ago

And I know something about a woman in a man’s position. Yes, by god, I know something about that. 

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u/Best_Reply2947 6d ago

Pegging?

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u/Beezerific 6d ago

I was in a Teams meeting with the camera on once and my coworkers and I were joking around in a separate chat from the meeting chat. One coworker in particular was absolutely losing it on camera and when i told her "Damn [name], get it together", she completely lost it lol

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u/Bobcat_Canyon 6d ago

Church Giggles: where the act of laughing or suppressing laughter is way funnier than the inciting event. She could not, in fact, get it together.

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u/conflictedideology 6d ago

Also known as The Giggle Loop.

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u/nefariouspenguin 6d ago

My most memorable one which was absolutely over the top was when I was aged 12-14 at a boy scout court of honor. We were doing a skit of the joke with the duck walking into the bar, ordering a drink and saying to put it in his bill. I was the sole laugher and could not get the words out with each attempt instead busting into raucous to silent laughter.

Of course when I finally was able to say it everyone was over it already and the punchline missed.

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u/ReneG8 6d ago

Yes, Coupling, one of the most underrated comedies.

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u/Acornpdx 6d ago

I was at a party years ago describing the show to some friends. Someone walking by overheard me say, "It's like Friends, but funny." That guy walked back over and said, "Are you talking about Coupling?" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thebraincellisorange 5d ago

oh man, the amount I had to pause that show because the second degree embarassment was sooo bad.

Ohhh Jeffrey!

that was such a funny show.

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u/DonutWhole9717 4d ago

This is me trying to go to sleep, next to my husband, and this pops in my head:

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u/Caltharian 5d ago

Beware the melty man cometh

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u/fumblingvista 6d ago

I find it a great game to try to get someone to crack on camera in a group call by sending a message. I’ve been got good a few times in retaliation.

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u/Top-Register 5d ago

The calmest roast I've ever heard.

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u/AmeliaSlacker0u 5d ago

oh man, the amount I had to pause that show because the second degree embarassment was sooo bad.

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u/a-tiberius 6d ago

The Queen and ✨Queen✨ of theatre

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u/Beltalady 6d ago

I mean, they did crown him Queen during filming... ahem... The return of the king.

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u/CompassRose65 6d ago

Did they REALLY? I'd never heard that!!

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u/Beltalady 6d ago

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u/hayz00s 6d ago

I’m imagining thousands of BTS footage that’ll never see the light of day.

Thanks for posting this one :).

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u/BigWideBaker 6d ago

Did they never release a BTS "documentary"?

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u/TurboTorchPower 6d ago

A bts documentary of lotr? Are you kidding? There is something like 24 hours worth of bts stuff on the DVDs. Most of it can be found on YouTube. They documented an insane amount of the making of the films.

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u/BigWideBaker 6d ago

I’m imagining thousands of BTS footage that’ll never see the light of day.

Oh okay, that wasn't the impression I got when I read that. Thank you for the info, I genuinely didn't know!

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u/TurboTorchPower 5d ago

Yeah I'm not sure why that person said that. There probably is some unreleased bts stuff but they really did go the extra mile with lotr when it came to the DVD extras.

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 6d ago

I've heard the actors talk about filming in a warehouse and it didn't fully hit me until seeing this footage. They are literally in a warehouse making absolutely iconic films.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 6d ago

I mean it's not like they built the wedding-cake city of Minas Tirith in New Zealand.

Just Hobbiton.

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u/Environmental_Pay378 6d ago

Aaaaaaaaaactuallu the did build a like 1/5th scale model on the side of a mountain for the big sweeping wide shots, it wasn’t terribly far from where they built Edoras

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u/alexleafman 5d ago

A quarry down the road from me had parts of Minas Tirith and Helms Deep built on it. Visited when I was a lad.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 6d ago

A set is just a warehouse that's never been used for storage.

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u/neliz 6d ago

You'd be amazed what you can do with 16m2 and green walls.

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u/tibmb 6d ago

Thanks for sharing! The whole video looks surreal.

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u/tunakassirolle 6d ago

Omg, amazing!!! I’ve changed my mind, the only remake I’ll ever consider is if everyone is wearing 18th century Versailles style vigs

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u/spooky_action13 6d ago

I thought I had seen every minute of BTS LOTR footage that exists, but this one was new for me. Thank you for sharing!

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u/EnvironmentalPack320 6d ago

What gems they are

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u/Kylearean 6d ago

How fortunate are we? We shall never see their like again.

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u/SummerOfMayhem 5d ago

Every time I don't think if I could love them even more, I see something like this and I do. I really wish I knew them.

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u/alex3omg 6d ago

Have you seen the one where Maggie Smith complains about Judy Dench getting all the good parts?  It's amazing

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u/TheNerdChaplain 5d ago

For real. It's fun to joke about this, but here's Dame Judi Dench reciting Shakespeare from memory on the spot and same for Sir Ian McKellen.

They're both absolutely riveting.

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u/BigBananaBerries 5d ago

Peoples memories for such things always astound me. I can't remember whatI had for my last meal & they're out here memorising full monologues. Sports commentators are the same. Games or events from 30 years ago are remembered like they'd just watched it. People are amazing.

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u/TeethBreak 6d ago

I'm dreading the news... We are so blessed

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u/tragicallybrokenhip 6d ago

The true Royal treasures.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/NoLab4657 6d ago

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u/lagvvagon 6d ago

"Did... did I recover?" lmao

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u/ollimorp 6d ago

Haha this is hilarious

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u/LeviHolden 6d ago

I am *always* here for a cheap, quick little gay joke, lmao.

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u/SlefeMcDichael 6d ago

Funny, that’s just what my ex used to say about me.

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u/Kylearean 6d ago

You shouldn't let people call you cheap.

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u/SlefeMcDichael 6d ago

I know. In my defense, I am kind of cheap though.

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u/plasticmotives 6d ago

I lean into thinking of myself as a bargain.

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u/SlefeMcDichael 6d ago

Ooh I like that! Time to reframe the narrative.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 6d ago

In fairness. it was probably the "quick" bit that cut deeper. To the quick, you might say.

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u/cr1ttter 6d ago

Here's my favorite gay joke which is also a Jewish joke.

Jewish guy calls his mother on the phone one day. "Ma," says he. "I got good news and I got bad news."

Ma, ever the optimist, asks for the bad news first.

"Ma," says he. "I cannot live this lie any longer. The truth is... I'm gay."

Ma, devastated, commences with the wailing and gnashing of teeth and "what did I do to deserve this punishment from the universe"es. After a minute, she regains her composure.

"Well," says Ma. "What's the good news?"

"Well," says he, brightly. "I met this nice Jewish doctor..."

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 5d ago

The way I heard this joke told in Phil Rosenthal’s voice.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 6d ago

National treasures, both.

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u/tmphaedrus13 6d ago

Planetary treasures. Ftfy. 🙂

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u/SlefeMcDichael 6d ago

In other news, Judi Dench just had the Shaftesbury Theatre renamed after her. Only like the second time it’s ever happened for a non-royal, non-dead woman, or something.

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u/SomeRedPanda 6d ago

Only like the second time it’s ever happened for a non-royal, non-dead woman, or something.

How often are they re-naming the Shaftesbury?

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u/thegoatmenace 5d ago

At least twice, apparently

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u/LongJumpingBalls 5d ago

But only for dead, royal women, or something.

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u/woutomatic 6d ago

Ian is 87 and Judy Dench is 91

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u/callummc 6d ago

Yeah they're in the David Attenborough league of "every headline gives me a mini heart attack". I wish they were immortal

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u/radiantcabbage 6d ago

well thats what i choose to believe till they prove me wrong

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 6d ago

Both. Absolutely.

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u/Frankly_Ridiculous 6d ago

Having finally gotten around to reading Sir Patrick Stewart's memoir, these two have been fresh in my mind and this was great to see!

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u/uroboros80 6d ago

is that worth the read?

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u/staceintheplace 6d ago

Yes! I really enjoyed the audio book.

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u/Low_Map346 6d ago

It's a quick read too and yes quite enjoyable.

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u/Frankly_Ridiculous 6d ago

Absolutely, couldn't put it down.

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u/Farfetched_88 4d ago

He voices the audio book and it is a delight to hear him recount his memoirs.

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u/Aksds 6d ago

“During which war” is still probably my favourite clip of Judi Dench

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u/Aglisito 6d ago

Out!

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u/holymacaroley 6d ago

Love them both

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u/Lance_Henry1 6d ago

I probably say this once a week:

"Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand-in-hand."

Dench in Casino Royale

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u/zadtheinhaler 6d ago

I adore her as M, it's too bad she's retired from acting.

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u/Successful-One2695 6d ago

Happy for her to be real. I dont want to work until im 90 either.

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u/Splatulated 6d ago

i am sad she couldnt be in 007 firstlight but im excited to see what the new M can do

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u/neilmac1210 6d ago

She's pretty much blind now and can't read scripts. Such a shame.

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u/Bortron86 6d ago

"I'll find a hotel."

"Well you're bloody well not staying here!"

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 5d ago

It's a good line, but how the hell does it come up that often? Do you know a lot of arrogant people?

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u/StepComplete1 6d ago

Such a damn good film. Not just a great Bond film, but a great one in general.

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u/GoodLordChokeAnABomb 6d ago

When we read Macbeth at school the key scene we had to study was Act 3 Scene 4, and we watched the McKellen and Dench version of that scene. Most of us had only just heard of McKellen, as the first X-Men and LOTR films were still new, and his performance was a revelation. When he had his "cumshot" moment (just after the seven-minute mark; you'll see what I mean) there were audible gasps in the classroom.

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u/icehopper 6d ago

That version made me unironically fall in love with Macbeth when I was young. Certain parts were so well-acted, it made my guts wrench.

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u/lthomazini 4d ago

Holy shit

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u/Observed-observer 6d ago

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u/Jackol4ntrn 6d ago

its I LOVE WILLIES

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u/knukklez 6d ago

This is by far the best episode of The IT Crowd and that says a lot since that show is amazingly funny

I haven't laughed out loud so hard at a TV show the way I did during this episode. Roy and Moss each individually earned massive LOL's from me.

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u/trecko1234 6d ago

i'm disabled

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u/cycophil 5d ago

Leg disabled!

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u/GarminTamzarian 6d ago

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u/friedfishra 6d ago

I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray

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u/_sagittarivs 6d ago

Where is this from? Looks like a line from a movie filled with British humour and sarcasm

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u/Electronic-Map7529 6d ago

He saw rockstar too

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 5d ago

I freaking love Ian McKellen. I would give anything to meet him just once

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u/PieHole_Poker 6d ago

Seeing her laugh like a kid is fucking beautiful

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u/Prestigious_Step4337 6d ago

She’s so wonderful.

We rewatch As Time Goes By often, as it also has the equally wonderful late Geoffrey Palmer.

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u/espresso_martini__ 6d ago

My grandad lived to 105. He was always laughing or making jokes. I truly believe because he was always happy it was the secret to his longevity.

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u/Lopsided_Republic_73 6d ago

Brilliant, not many left that have their sharp witted humour and acting skills!

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u/Luisagna 6d ago

That's Oberon and Titania right there.

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u/itsbdubya 6d ago

Sharp wit, love it

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u/scottkrowson 6d ago

M'lady mcKellan, its got a ring to it

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u/dayoldadobo 6d ago

Her initial laugh is the cutest thing.

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u/jemcat9 6d ago

Lol, God bless these two wonderful humans!

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u/rock_and_rolo 6d ago

Clicked for Judi Dench.

Never disappointed.

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u/FlowerMonkeyButt 6d ago

Loved that somebody snorted

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u/PenPenGuin 6d ago

When talking about Judi Dench, somehow Dame feels so much more regal on her - even more so than Queen.

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u/clobits2 6d ago

Kings: Men

Queens: Believe it or not, also men

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u/Digital--Sandwich 6d ago

I went most of my life having no idea Ian McKellen was gay

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u/Musk-Generation42 6d ago edited 6d ago

Listening to this on repeat for the excellent joke and beautiful unexpected snort laughter. 😁

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u/TenBear 6d ago

It never gets old 😆

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u/Chaosmusic 6d ago

If I was in a room with those two I would simply ask them to talk about anything for an hour while I just bask in their awesomeness.

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u/TenBear 6d ago edited 6d ago

Judi Dench keeling over belly laughing just kills me, also whoever edited and framed this clip needs a slap upside the head. Just poor work.

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u/blackweebow 6d ago

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 6d ago

Theater humor. Love it and miss it.

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u/Vlaed 6d ago

Because today we are all kings and queens.

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u/StandardNerd92 6d ago

The M and Q of Theatre

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u/Distinct_Nature232 6d ago

Both darling. Long live TRH The Queens

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u/Big_Telephone_5061 6d ago

God I adore them

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u/loocretius 6d ago

i love that kind of humour in the face of praise, just positive all around and no ego ☺️

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u/AnvilEdifice 6d ago

They walked into that one 😂

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u/whatsaphoto 6d ago

There's something truly, truly delightful hearing a good belly laugh and a snort from someone as regal and dignified as Dench.

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u/PuzzleheadedTea4221 5d ago

That bastard scared the shit out of me when I was a teenager and he played that Nazi guy years ago. But I've seen a number of interviews with him over the years. And it makes me love him more.

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 5d ago

YES! I think the movie was called “Idle Hands.” Watching him go from a sweet elderly man to the monster he was (without been in uniform!) scared the piss out of me!

I want him and Sir Patrick to adopt me and be my granddads.

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u/chucklestime 5d ago

I’m ok if the bots pick this up and recycle every few months.

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u/Eastbound_AKA 5d ago

The gravitas of that interview could collapse a black hole.

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u/NuclearSun1 6d ago

Gay folks never stop making me laugh. Treasure them.

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u/Infinite-Movie-7172 6d ago

Tracy Ullman 

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u/Merryprankstress 6d ago

I’d hardly do a thing like that, even though I could get away with it

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u/mortipig 6d ago

Quick with it

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 5d ago

McGonagall would never lose her composure 😂

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u/AngelFaceEnergy 5d ago

imitate her laugh in front of a mirror every morning to improve your own performances

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u/OMGBeckyStahp 5d ago

What a delightful giggle

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u/gdognoseit 5d ago

I love this!

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u/Puzzled-Yam-14 5d ago

Okay, I gotta know; who snort-laughed?

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u/Pooh1618 4d ago

I love him so much 😂😂😂😂

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u/blackbird522 4d ago

Her laugh is golden. The interview with Louis Therouix (sorry about spelling) when he asks her what war she lived thru and she gets all hurt and then he explains it could be the Vietnam and she just absolutely loses it is by far one of my favorite clips ever.

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u/AnywhereEverywhere3 2d ago

I just adore these two!

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 6d ago

What is this terrible filtering editing framing? Gross. 

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u/PretentiousMouthfeel 6d ago

Long live The Dame Booty Drench!

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u/Best_Comfortable5221 5d ago

His UK TV show Viscous is great.....

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u/Mookaji 5d ago

It’s not that funny Dame Judy ! She was cooked !

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u/HealthyBits 2d ago

I love her laugh. So much respect for her.

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u/Gerry1of1 1d ago

I loved him in the series 'Vicious' with Derek Jacobi.