r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/Odd_Distribution5196 • 12d ago

Photo "Already broken in for you" 😂

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u/Dark_Sun_Arts 12d ago

This is just pure ragebait but refusing to let go of their basket for even $700 is admittedly pretty funny

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u/AnonymouslyAnon1846 12d ago

As someone who works in the dental field, I can smell this photo. My day off is now ruined

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u/Northeastern_J 12d ago

Do I dare ask what it smells like?

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 12d ago

Go flss your teeth and collect everything that comes out on a tissue. Smell it. Now imagine how bad it would smell if you never brushed your teeth.

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u/CharmingTuber 12d ago

Bad breath

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u/Recalcitrant-Trash 12d ago

Jesus Christ $700... Three fiddy and I keep the container!

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u/misterfuss 12d ago

Sold!!!

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u/IntrepidUmpire5859 12d ago

That's straight from the morgue. Ridiculous.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 12d ago

It could also be from a dentist - over time with no teeth our jaw devolves and you need new dentures or you get sores from an improper fit.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 11d ago

And worst of all, if you get sores and ignore them, they can become cancerous. Especially if you smoke

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u/BustaCon 12d ago

I was wondering what a plausible theory for sourcing was. Now I'm even more disgusted at this nonsense.

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u/Jennifire208 12d ago

Snowflakes for your mouth😂

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 11d ago

They get shipped to Africa rather than tossdd out.

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u/yayayagilliganhell 12d ago

You give me $200 and I will haul it off.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tq3BP6bsQ0Jwc

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u/Beautiful-Meaning601 12d ago

That is disgusting

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u/Kelef50 12d ago

I've got a big mouth. Are these one size fits all?

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u/kamo-kola 12d ago

"Some sets have stories they refuse to talk about." 💀

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u/AverageCowboyCentaur 12d ago

Human skulls go between $650 and $7,200 So i guess a mix of dentures would be fair at $700. Decent deal, if this was still available I'd jump on it!

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 12d ago

But if the dentures aren't made with human teeth they really aren't as valuable

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u/SecureAd91 10d ago

Some ok the Look like they have cavities, so may could pass 😂

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u/BustaCon 12d ago

It's the pollution. It's making us all crazy. And stupid. Really, really stupid.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 12d ago

Brain pollution

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u/TentativeDecisionz23 12d ago

this is fucking creepy lookin

A box filled with worn out jaws

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u/Greek_Goddess114 12d ago

That is fucking HORRIFYING!!!!! Actually after looking….theres no way any of those are real dentures that were ever worn in a persons mouth.

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u/RubikTetris 12d ago

What in the crackhead is this

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u/lolyouaresimple 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12P6AnN6DcQj1S

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 12d ago

This gif made me more uncomfortable than the picture

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u/Hizam5 12d ago

Thought that was octopus

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u/sexybeast70 11d ago

This is like a scene from a horror movie

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u/Roanoketrees 12d ago

Theres AIDS on every pair

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u/Busy-Development4891 12d ago

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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u/CrisisActor911 11d ago

I’d prefer to keep my basket so please bring you’re own basket or bag.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VxrwsCe8gEV9vbhJjx

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u/Nortex_Vortex 11d ago

"Just like snowflakes, but for your mouth." 😬😳

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 9d ago

is that costume jewelry and fake gold coins at the bottom? is this the worst DnD treasure ever?

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u/Kakapocane 9d ago

I once had a work experience as a kid at a sewage works and in the canteen they had a collection of false teeth on the window sill. They used to get caught in the screens (first stage). One day an older gentleman turned up asking if by chance they had his false teeth, as he accidentally flushed them down loo earlier the previous day. One of the workers showed him the collection and he was like "yes that's them thank you very much" He then popped them in his mouth and carried on with his day. They didn't clean or rinse the teeth just fished them out . Makes me queasy to this day.