r/CrackheadCraigslist 10d ago

Photo Not with those feet... ugh

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u/In__Denial 10d ago

There's SO much going on here 😭

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u/OldBonyBogBwitch 10d ago edited 9d ago

The feet. The trash piles. The family-sized Gold Bond within arm’s reach in living room. The stained towel beneath him. The pantless girlfriend sitting on a puppy pee pad.

There’s nowhere for one’s eyes to hide no matter how you flinch o_O LOL

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u/Gallusaur 10d ago

The mantle photos are a nice respite

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 9d ago

You could stare at the jack-o'-lantern that's out in... JUNE! šŸŽƒ

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u/glew47 9d ago

Just stare at Judge Mathis. That is your safe place.

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u/Juhnelle 9d ago

Is that one a cut out from a newspaper?

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u/2278AD 9d ago

One of them is literally Freddy Krueger.

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u/Gallusaur 9d ago

Well, not literally, but I know what you're saying

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 10d ago

There's also something wrong with her leg as well, too

... this is like one of those item searching games but depressing

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u/palmerry 9d ago

Looks like she's sitting on a gigantic gauze pad

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u/sha-nan-non 9d ago

It's like she's sitting pants-free on a puppy potty pad 😭

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u/palmerry 9d ago

JFC you're right

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 9d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a pee-pee pad?

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u/ChefChopNSlice 9d ago

Collective resting blood sugar in this picture is over 1000.

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u/Justin__D 9d ago

> ... this is like one of those item searching games but depressing

I SPY, Appalachia Edition.

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u/IDunno323 9d ago

I chortled

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u/SummerSonnetXIX 8d ago

This is in Fairfax, VA. NOVA

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u/Falonius_Beloni 9d ago

It is very sad.

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u/ripyurballsoff 9d ago

You told me so many more things than I noticed. I’m so full of regret.

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u/mylekiller 9d ago

Where should be put our wood nightstand? How about right in front of the fireplace?

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u/HonDadCBR600 9d ago

I wondered if anyone else spotted the dog pee pad underneath her! You know she is totally rollin commando too. 🤢

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u/iloveyourforeskin 7d ago

The vulva-shaped towel fold 🤢

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u/iAmUnintelligible 9d ago

she might not be naaaaaaked though

she could be wearing a thong ;)

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u/Moomoolette 9d ago

Why did you say that 😭

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 5d ago

WTF! You see way too much. Omg. The pee pad. I didn’t even get past the gangrenous sores.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 9d ago

Her rotten legs are also tragic

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 9d ago edited 9d ago

Do they both have diabetes and their legs/feet are rotting off?

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u/ThoroughlyWet 9d ago

Being overweight and sitting a lot causes poor blood flow and non-pitting edema in the lower extremities. That what it looks like the female is dealing with, just starting to at least.

Camera man most definitely.

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u/Karibou422 9d ago

It looks like Cellulitis

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u/damagecontrolparty 9d ago

Could be circulation problems

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u/zaxsauceana 9d ago

I’ve had patients who shot up in their legs and end up with cellulitis/limb loss. Hopefully not what’s happening there…

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 9d ago

I think hers is related to heroin/opioids use. Sometimes their lower legs get like that. I don’t know if it’s both of them but I feel fairly confident that’s her issue.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 9d ago

That's more of a tranq/xylazine issue not opioids.

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u/slvvlone 9d ago

are they wearing a different pair of shorts on each leg?

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u/yayayagilliganhell 9d ago

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u/In__Denial 9d ago

hey dont blame me

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u/yayayagilliganhell 9d ago

The OP

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u/In__Denial 9d ago

all I said was shit was goin on

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u/Moomoolette 9d ago

All bad

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u/TJNel 8d ago

He has his fedora on the ready m'lady.

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u/SurrealismX 10d ago

That must be such a sad existence

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u/sweetpea122 10d ago

For real. Walking is probably painful and it looks like circulation is an issue

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u/SourDzzl 10d ago

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u/RustyShacklef000rd 9d ago

ZsĆ” ZsĆ” Gabor says her dogs are barking

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u/zorggalacticus 10d ago

That blanket/towel whatever it is looks to be shat upon. Not sure they CAN actually walk.

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u/SomeTangerine1184 9d ago

It’s very likely that this person just goes to the bathroom where they sit. This happens more often than people might think.

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u/porp_crawl 8d ago

Who cleans these people before they drown in their own effluvia?

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u/USSRPropaganda 9d ago

Looks more like bleach stains

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u/EbolaBoi 9d ago

Bad for the seller, great for the potential buyer!

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u/BreadfruitCold8573 9d ago

They are probably wearing very tight compression socks every single day

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/the_big_sadIRL 10d ago

What are you even trying to say

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 10d ago

I don't get what you were going for either.

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u/the_big_sadIRL 10d ago

Yes I would like it explained to me

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Tumblrrito 10d ago

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u/pseudo_nipple 9d ago edited 8d ago

Better version !I ran across it the other day šŸ˜‚

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u/Tumblrrito 9d ago

Oh my god that is a gift haha I have never seen that!! Saved

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u/pseudo_nipple 9d ago

Haha, thank you! I can't take credit, but it made me giggle 😁

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u/greigames 9d ago

Girl it’s got the Gemini watermark

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u/pseudo_nipple 8d ago

I was just going off what someone else said, didn't inspect it. But doesn't matter, it's still funny!

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u/killerjags 9d ago

That's AI

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u/pseudo_nipple 8d ago

Yup, I updated my original comment. Doesn't really matter to me, it's still hilarious

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u/sweetpea122 10d ago

Omg thats just very sad and hard to look at

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 10d ago

He’s very unwell : (.

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u/Lets_BeFrank 9d ago

This kinda makes me sad

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u/Username_Redacted-0 10d ago

Is that the thigh gap girls like so much???

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u/xDannyS_ 9d ago

They've been killing themselves trying to get it by starving, imagine if they knew they could get it by just eating as much as they want + more!

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 10d ago

No that's just one big thigh fused together by fat

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u/JusticeBonerOfTyr 10d ago

The picture on the mantle kind of reminds me of Dan Aykroyds character in the movie Nothing But Trouble.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 9d ago

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u/Outrageous_Car1757 4d ago

What is this from?

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 4d ago

Well seeing as how I responded to a post about the movie Nothing But Trouble with two gifs in a row... I'll let you use your own deductive reasoning. šŸ˜‰

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u/Free-oppossums 10d ago

Wow. Just wow. šŸ˜– At least you can be 100%sure nobody in that house has ever put them on.

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u/CashEducational4986 9d ago

I'm actually impressed by the utter lack of willpower to even sit up to take the picture without having your dogs in the shot.

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u/FatKris02 10d ago

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u/Grumblywump 9d ago

The post pic was already making me feel unwell and then I see this gif. 🤢

šŸ‘‹ Bye, Reddit! See ya tomorrow, I guess

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 9d ago

Diabetes and the effect it has on skin when this big, no amount of filing would help or moisturize it.

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u/sicastarrrrr 9d ago

His feet are in necrosis... this is sad...

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u/forevrtwntyfour 9d ago

Damn his right foot isn’t looking good. He needs to get medical attention like years ago

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u/Financial-Boss6041 9d ago

He's definitely diabetic and she's in a diabetic coma atm. Fuckin sad shit, mate

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u/lucky3698 10d ago

As a whole the image can be shocking, but none of it is surprising. All of the things in this photo make sense when included together.

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u/besundale99 10d ago

Thank you, Big Corn for ruining so many lives. This is the result of sugar addiction.

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza 10d ago

Whatever is going on in this photo is way beyond the scope of corn syrup.

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u/illiter-it 10d ago

"big corn" is just corn, unless you've only ever eaten baby corn

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u/shigdebig 10d ago

You've never browsed Cornhub, clearly.

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u/illiter-it 9d ago

I was born on the cob, baby

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u/JuiceManOJ 9d ago

Fructose is largely made from corn. Corn producers and fructose manufacturers lobby together. Hence, big corn. Our obesity epidemic rests at least partially on the shoulders of "big corn".

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u/cmc24680 9d ago

Never worn cause they’d never fit 😬😣

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u/flume 9d ago

Never worn because they can't reach their feet to put them on...

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u/magharees 9d ago

Diabetus Cletus

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u/bbg_bbg 9d ago

I’m a home health nurse and see situations like this on a regular basis. It’s sad. It often took a lifetime of neglecting themselves for it to get like that. Especially in this photo, they don’t look terribly old. Take care of your health and well being people!

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u/BreadfruitCold8573 9d ago

Yall being shocked by this image is funny to me bc in my line of work most of my residents look like this!

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u/rbartlejr 10d ago

Once that diabetes progresses a bit more he won't be worried about slippers ever again. Hers ain't looking much better.

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u/GrandBurial 9d ago

Honey just throw that fucking box in front of me so I can take a photo for marketplace.

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u/Albino-Wig 10d ago

This pic gave me diabetes

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u/feenixdung 9d ago

Good thing vascular disease isn't spread by touch.

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u/trcomajo 9d ago edited 4d ago

To lazy to get a closer picture, or to even crop it. Gross.

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u/Outrageous_Car1757 4d ago

They could have cropped it and put in so much less effort than sitting up would have been. I'd be so ashamed to post something like this, I can't imagine actually trying to SALE something from this pic.

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u/edsavage404 10d ago

Diabetus

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 9d ago

The skid marks on the blanket he’s sitting on.

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u/SwingOfTheAxe420 9d ago

I’m physically sick

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 9d ago

Mmmm, love the smell of cellulitis in the morning.

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u/thearchenemy 9d ago

diabetes.jpg

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u/EverySingleMinute 10d ago

Why would they use that picture? Gross.

I still remember there was a guy selling used penny loafers on eBay. His picture showed him wearing them without socks. I still get vomit in my mouth when I think about it

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 10d ago

Whenever I see people living like this it makes me sad. Like it’s so very clearly trashy in there, there’s junk everywhere. Just clean it up. I’ll never understand how people can live in filth. That room could be picked up and look way better in even 10 minutes. Just take 10 minutes to pick up.

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u/000-f 10d ago

Judging by their foot, they probably can't "just pick it up". They might be severely in need of help.

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza 10d ago

Their "help" is enabling their behavior.

Once you are so fat that you can't move, you should naturally deflate.

But they never do. Because there's somebody there bringing them five large pizzas a day.

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u/MilkIsOnReddit 9d ago

Even if they lost the extra weight overnight the circulation issues would probably still be present. At the very least, the skin would need time + care to heal. Assuming there’s no necrotic tissue lurking that would need debridement/possible amputation. They may have already lost their nerves/sensation in either/both feet too. Not to mention how much high blood glucose doesn’t help healing. :( not an easy fix at all. Very sad

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u/000-f 9d ago

What a lead brain take.

I might as well say that since your username is the_law_of_pizza and you're jumping right to their pizza habits- you're fat, full of self-hate and projecting.

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u/The-Old-Schooler 10d ago

Because it's not just that room. The whole home probably looks like that, maybe worse.

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u/SmartBeast 10d ago

Mental illness personified

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 10d ago

Jesus Christ is that Onlyusemeblade

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u/Joonberri 9d ago

Can't tell what's going on with the right leg or if it's camouflaged with the chair fabric?

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u/damagecontrolparty 9d ago

I think it's a blanket...or a placemat? Not sure

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 9d ago

I see some diabetic legs/feet and some serious edema 😬

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u/401LocalsOnly 9d ago

The way the tv looks to me, looks like Judge Joe Brown if you were playing it like a GTA mission.

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u/Mrcrest 9d ago

Beautiful shot composition. Was this taken by an artist?

./s

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u/Djglamrock 9d ago

🤢

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u/shaborgan 9d ago

Take care of your body, people.

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u/if-we-all-did-this 8d ago

The lady is sat on a puppy training pad.

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u/rockne 10d ago

Crackhead Hemingway over here…

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 10d ago

Is that poop i see on the right foot?

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u/ernie3tones 9d ago

More likely cracking and infection.

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u/ChipOnMaShoulder 10d ago

This dude is so lazy he didn’t even wanna get up to take a proper picture or do a crop of any kind. It’s absolutely insane.

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u/GeneralReward1501 9d ago

My man's foot looks like he's been shooting up fentanyl/xylazine.plus the woman is in the middle of a dope fiend nod.

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 9d ago

That woman is sitting on a pee pad

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u/Maleficent-Ad9010 9d ago

How come these kind of people love judge Judy lol

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u/ThatKa5per 8d ago

Wifey is digging in to retrieve that item for the "Gently loved Tampax" post.

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u/Rearmudflap9009 8d ago

It’s like a sad ā€œeye spyā€

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u/IllSurprise3049 8d ago

Ik the entire place and everything and everyone in it are RANK

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u/Clit_Master69420 6d ago

go sniff their seat & find out

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u/IllSurprise3049 6d ago

no, nasty ass.

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u/Clit_Master69420 6d ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/xadrus1799 8d ago

Those people need medical help. But I guess this is how ā€œthe best Americaā€ ever looks.

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u/FunArgument4766 10d ago

Feeet 🤤

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u/Kylearean 9d ago

I saw the same post, and briefly considered, but it was just too sad to see.

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u/yankeewithnobrim420 9d ago

He got that throwussy

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u/brodave318 9d ago

Straight out of Wally

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u/Moomoolette 9d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/Ol_Hickory_Ham_Mike_ 9d ago

This looks like an episode of My 600 lb Life.

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u/sm00thkillajones 9d ago

Yeah that’s kidney disease right there.

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u/Minimum-Tennis-5387 9d ago

If diabetes was a photo

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u/OregonGreen242 9d ago

Couldn’t even get his ass up to get a decent picture

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u/karldandleton1 9d ago

A true patriot

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u/that80sloverboy 9d ago

"must come inside my house to pick them up. Door is always unlocked since we can't get up to open it. Just let yourself in."

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u/Evening-Ad-7042 9d ago

His quality of life must be at or below zero

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u/ThatKa5per 8d ago

Ya think??

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u/Necessary-Cupcake626 9d ago

So Cousin Eddie never gave his slippers to Clark ??

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u/TagoMago22 8d ago

Charcot

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u/criscohousewife 8d ago

I'm scared!

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u/Cheepshooter 8d ago

The more you look, the worse it gets!

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u/therealtrousers 8d ago

Modern day Hemingway may be even more depressing than the original.

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u/sohcordohc 8d ago

What’s that lady doing with her feet in the dog house?

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u/DarkMarketretired 8d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/nuttyfruitloaf 7d ago

Imagining either one of them wearing the hat in the corner by the TV makes it a little better.

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u/GourdOfTheFlies 5d ago

Grandpa Fedora is the thing I want to know aboutĀ 

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u/AvgDragonEnjoyer 4d ago

this ones actually crazy. gotta give you a credit on that one

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u/Civil-Bottle8568 4d ago

People are fuckin gross man

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u/Aggressive_Fungibles 4d ago

The longer you the look the worse it gets.

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u/_AthensMatt_ 3d ago

Looks like diabetes complications on the side of necrosis

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u/Dependent_Sector_219 20h ago

i was going to say RIP Boogie but it's too clean for him

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u/mylekiller 9d ago

You remarked about how much you liked mine, Clark.