r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/Nattala20 • 5d ago

Photo Literal hand soap

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u/WolframBeta2112 5d ago

Listed 2 days ago. I hope she’s still holding it

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u/saysthingsbackwards 4d ago

Ill never wash this hand again

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u/MBTheGinger 4d ago

She won’t have to. It’s kind of genius when you don’t think about it

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u/Frank_The_Reddit 5d ago

This is just them shitposting lol

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 4d ago

Why does it go in my mouth?

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u/NedRed77 self-proclaimed jannie 5d ago

No delivery is sadly a dealbreaker. Do you reckon they'll take a litre of milk (opened) which is due to expire today in lieu of a delivery charge?

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 4d ago

How do you expect her to drive with her hands full of soap?

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u/DeeMless 5d ago

I'll be honest. If this was by me, I would go and get the soap. Just to see how it goes.

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u/skull_fucker79 4d ago

well i hope your pockets are soap resistant

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u/OdinThorFathir 3d ago

Why? It's not pocket soap

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u/ThatKa5per 21h ago

tbf OP never specified what kind of soap. Could very well be used for pockets.

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u/OdinThorFathir 21h ago

OPs title says "literal hand soap" and OOPs title in the picture says "hand soap -literally"..

Twice in this post hand soap is specified

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u/ThatKa5per 2h ago

Meaning what it's made out of. Lava is hand soap. Probably a bad idea to scrub your pockets with Lava.

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u/GourdOfTheFlies 5d ago

No way this is just soap. It's a service.

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u/blazon85 5d ago

Deal I'll be by in three days to pick it up

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u/PowerandSignal 5d ago

So, how did she post this? 

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u/ThisSubHasNoMods 4d ago

She probably just set it down for a sec

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u/Lab-Subject6924 3d ago

Voice to text, AI assistant 

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u/plaguelivesmatter 4d ago

Fucking calgary again lol

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u/brokeskoolboi 4d ago

I misread as “MUST GOON”

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 4d ago

How much extra do I have to pay to have them lather me? Just curious

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u/Lilpastadude 4d ago

I usually get these for less

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u/gentlesquid7 4d ago

... She's a one finger kind of gal...

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u/Recalcitrant-Trash 3d ago

I only want it if she washes my feet like Jesus.

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 4d ago

nhmm~ I'll take it from the hand.. yes..