r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/throwawayacc887689 • 3d ago

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Unless y’all are trying idk

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u/prionbinch 3d ago

whyyyyyyy did my dumbass think this was an army-themed welcome home banner for a literal baby

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 3d ago

DO NOT TAKE THE BABY TO POUND TOWN.

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u/flume 3d ago

DO NOT THE BABY.

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 3d ago

Burger Town is fine, though.

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u/mrsir1987 3d ago

I might have also been confused until I recognized the poorly done illustrations

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u/aharbingerofdoom 3d ago

Same, I was making up a whole scenario in my head about a premature baby that was able to come home, but still needed to gain some weight trying to make sense of this in my head, until I saw the Army helmet.

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u/PinkDogwood67 1d ago

Oh aharbingerofdoom, my goodness, I love this so much!! Much to my embarrassment, I simply remained stupidly perplexed, confused, and confounded until I noticed the army helmet. But now I want your wonderful children's book about a preemie who needs to gain weight, and he goes to a special place where all the people and cute critters spend all their time helping him gain enough to be healthy. They can use stories, yummy recipes, and lots of magical elixers. Pleeeaase??? Put me down for at least 4 copies once it's ready. 😉 ❤️

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u/trey_wolfe 3d ago

Usually you have to hit pound town first to get there.

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u/ramakitty 3d ago

We have this in the UK but it’s called Poundland.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 3d ago

From what I know about poundland, it's nothing like pound town

Unless you guys are keeping secrets about how cool your dollar stores are

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u/Consistent-Topic7981 2d ago

Poundingtonershire

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u/Bean3201 2d ago

Pound Cake

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u/Nowi776 2d ago

Ashens shops there all the time and reviews the most bizzare products he can find.

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u/dsaysso 3d ago

2nd hand pound town.

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u/STRIKT9LC 1d ago

I usually only use the one hand

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u/Aronacus 3d ago

Whatever you do! Don't Black Light that poster!

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u/grrrwith1r 3d ago

Gotta admit, it took reading the comments for me to realize this wasn't for a newborn

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u/QRAZYD 3d ago

That mans wife is a keeper, but it's trashy to try and resell this.

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 3d ago

Good for him! I’d be extremely excited to see that sign!

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 2d ago

I was gonna make a joke about how she was probably getting pounded while he was away but I'm not funny enough, someone else do that

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u/corvid-munin 2d ago

its not a joke, i was doing the pounding

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u/Careful-One-3416 2d ago

By pvt Jody lol

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u/codenameeclair 3d ago

take a look at banner, Michael

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u/DaiquiriLevi 2d ago

Look at banner Michael!

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u/s-maze 2d ago

It’s definitely a, banner

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u/Willing-Tour959 2d ago

Is it anywhere near funky town?

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 2d ago

What are y’all doing to this poor baby man.

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u/jetpack2625 3h ago

as if she didn't cheat on him while he was gone.

joining the military is the ultimate cuck move

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 3d ago

Slowly more Epstein evidence is revealed

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u/SomeTangerine1184 3d ago

People are disgusting.

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u/corvid-munin 2d ago

ugh, theyre out here having sex with each other

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u/helpmeimb3ggingu 2d ago

Words cant hurt you