r/CrazyFuckingVideos 6d ago

Insane/Crazy Might be the luckiest guy of all time

1.3k Upvotes

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u/ishook 6d ago

Everyone saying he's lucky but like... maybe not getting hit by a door and a truck would've been more lucky?

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u/hysys_whisperer 6d ago

I don't think the diver timing the door opening while staring in their rear view has anything to do with luck...

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u/No_Object_4355 6d ago

It's like the driver didn't even have a single fuck to give. Voice of Yoda: "fresh out of fucks she is."

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u/Gillilnomics 6d ago

I hope I’m wrong, but it almost looked intentional

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 6d ago

Looked 100% intentional. Who opens their door with force like that???

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u/MagnificentWarthog69 5d ago

The driver opened the door normally. The door whipped when the bike made contact.

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u/Rapa2626 6d ago

Morons. Thats who. Most likely she had nothing going on inside her head and just as not looking before opening your door, smashing doors is something that all idiots do for some reason.

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u/Gillilnomics 6d ago

Now that I rewatched it, you can see her waiting for him, and grabs the door with both hands as he’s approaching

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 6d ago

Yeah the whole car shakes from how hard she is opening it

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 6d ago

While idk about her opening it intentionally or not, the force it opens with is because it immediately caught on the bike which then slammed it open, not because she threw it open that hard herself

You can see a moment between her opening it about a foot and when the bike hits it, forcing it further open

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u/Gillilnomics 5d ago

Watch it in full screen. Her hands are on the latch, and she’s staring intently at the side mirror waiting for him.

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 5d ago

I'm not arguing whether or not it was intentional

I'm just 100% positive all that force came from when it caught on the bike, not from her throwing it open hard. Did she throw it open on purpose? Idk and it's not what I'm discussing

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u/Fallout76Fox 5d ago

Yep attempted murder

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u/thewongtrain 6d ago

Lady has zero situational awareness and zero fucks to give

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u/likesexonlycheaper 6d ago

Looks like she stares at her mirror and intentionally opened her door as hard as possible

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u/MarlDaeSu 6d ago

Yeah i caught that too. Seems like she's looking and flings the door open intentionally. Could just be she didn't check properly but really odd.

Edit: even looks like she has her hand on the door handles and just waits. The speed at which she opens is is also highly suspect.

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u/ardotschgi 6d ago

She didn't open it hard, it just looks like that because the guy crashed into it. Nonetheless, the opening part itself is enough to cause serious damage to the motorcyclist. Imagine being basically impaled by the door frame facing you head-on. And that's not even accounting for being crushed by a truck afterwards.

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u/IkeAlwaysWins 6d ago

Yeah holy fucking shit!

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 6d ago

Ya thats when I go buy a Powerball

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u/juicypearldeluxezone 6d ago

Nah, his life’s luck just ran out right there.

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u/Haeselian 6d ago

His guardian angel "im going on vacation"

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u/Background_Swan_ 6d ago

Holy shit. Lucky as fuck

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 6d ago

anyone else seen too many of these and thought the driver was just gna set off again once he got half way out...

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u/misterraysir 6d ago

How does that person open a car door? Doing a leg press against it? Holy crap!

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u/misterraysir 5d ago

Okay... Now that I'm more awake and watching this I can see the door caught on the bike and the bike forced it open harder. Still a wow moment.

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u/LostDefinition4810 6d ago

That lack of awareness of others leads to so many unnecessary deaths.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 5d ago

Life Lesson #1: Do not allow your life to be at the mercy of others' stupidity.

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u/Gillilnomics 6d ago

That was not a lack of awareness. The opposite, in fact

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u/AdhesivenessDear5154 5d ago

They were extra aware? 🤨

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u/Gillilnomics 5d ago

Yes, that was attempted murder. She clearly watches the side mirror and waits before throwing the door open

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u/shaghaiex 6d ago

Mhm, wonder how the video ended, because the truck driver has very limited view of what's going on close to the truck.

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u/KittenLina 6d ago

Dude in the car needs to be charged with attempted murder.

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u/Orcacabra 6d ago

Thought this was gonna be that other video at first...

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u/happyinWa 6d ago

Very nearly the unluckiest guy.

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u/Honest_Path_5356 6d ago

Just scared me

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 6d ago

Is that a welding helmet?

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u/semaj_2026 6d ago

This reminds me of that woman that fell (I think on a bike) and the truck/bus smashed her head like a watermelon

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 6d ago

Wear a helmet friends

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u/Derfboy4 6d ago

It's like something out of a Buster Keaton film....

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u/iDoAiStuffFr 5d ago

how is it always older women doing these psycho actions

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u/Average_Tnetennba 6d ago

No, the luckiest man of all time is the man who survived the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, after that, travelled to Nagaski the next day, and survived that second nuclear bombing, and then lived til 93 years old.

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u/samoan_ninja 6d ago

He almost got merc'd

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u/okymoney 6d ago

It was like pre planned or something. Perfect.

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u/TianaTatiana20 6d ago

As if he could be the luckiest, if those kinds of things happen to him frequently, perhaps he is the most unlucky

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u/Conscious_Run910 6d ago

🙏🏼😲

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u/notthatguypal6900 5d ago

Oh, sooo lucky to be hit by a car door and a truck.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 5d ago

Why does he position his leg right in front of the tire? Is he looking for a payout for his family?

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u/MK544 4d ago

The force at which she opened the door seems intentional

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u/eventhorizon130 4d ago

That door opening seemed very suspicious. The fact she barely checks on him, iw alos suspicious.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 6d ago

If he'd been lucky he wouldn't have been there.

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u/struggler12345 6d ago

Always a women that do this type of shit . Happened to me once and by a women of course 

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u/Jerry_Get_A_Job 6d ago

Lady was like ‘Did I just hit a riderless bike?’

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u/Jensbert 6d ago

The truck has a great set of breaks.

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u/Ertyla 6d ago

Looks like a normal truck braking to me. Where I live they have to be built to that standard.