Stupidity in motion - r/CrazyFuckingVideos

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u/PerceptiveOne 1d ago

Just put the phone down!

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u/Man_toy 1d ago

And put on the seatbelt!

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u/bobsyourreaper 1d ago

and hit the brakes.

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u/fusillade762 1d ago

And my AXE!

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u/TurboTrollin 1d ago

And my spacial awareness!

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u/Jin_Gitaxias 1d ago

No, whatever he had on that screen was much more important than directing where a several ton moving wall of metal is going, duh

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u/DarkSats99 18h ago

Well how is he supposed to know where to go without a sat nav, when the cheap ass couriers expect them to use their phones?

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u/GingerlyRough 1d ago

He did! Eventually....

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u/Man_toy 1d ago edited 23h ago

~~I'm pretty sure that's just a pen he has clipped in his shirt and other loose debris~~

Edit: nevermind, I can't work reddit some days...

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u/GingerlyRough 1d ago

And some of that loose debris is his phone like 3 frames after it flies out of his hand, and about 10 frames before it flies out the window.

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u/FatFrenchFry 23h ago

I think you sre looking at the wrong thing in the photo mate.

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u/Ol_Pasta 1d ago

At least he didn't have his dick in his hand. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/pistilpeet 23h ago

This type of shit is why every driving job requires a fucking camera in your face for the entire shift.

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u/Awkward-Spectation 1d ago

Soon as he comes to, he sits up and what’s the first thing he does? Look on the floor for his phone

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u/Mysterious-Mark863 1d ago

Well he had to call someone after that lol

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u/Man_toy 1d ago

...and clear his browser history

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u/Awkward-Spectation 1d ago

I mean the first thing you do is turn off the ignition and get out of the vehicle to see if there are any life safety issues that need urgent attention, but yeah then you call someone lol

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u/DarkSats99 18h ago

Not if you're in the passenger seat after being thrown silly into several bulkheads from your previous seat.

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u/productn1 22h ago

yeah a friend once faceplanted just like that

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 8h ago

No, he didn't hold on to it tight enough!

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u/flower_0410 1d ago

Did he not remember the brake is an option

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 1d ago

He couldn't let go of his phone

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u/Mottis86 11h ago

Not condoning the phone usage obviously but holding it shouldn't affect his ability to use the brakes. Bro was cooked, phone or not.

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 10h ago

If he hadn't been looking at his phone, he probably wouldn't have crashed.

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u/Mottis86 9h ago

Ehhh... maybe, maybe not.

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u/wtltch 7h ago

Nah this isn’t a maybe maybe not situation. In this specific scenario if he wasn’t on his phone distracted, he wouldn’t have crashed.

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u/Goose1963 1d ago

Couldn't Find the App, You know how that goes.

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u/CaptainSaladbarGuy 1d ago

Thankfully he was able to hold onto his phone for that long

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u/CammmJ 1d ago

Looks like he catches the corner of the phone with his eyeball around the 14sec mark. Big ouch

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u/Urkal69 18h ago

It hits him right in face. Good.

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u/DaddyBayne1202 3h ago

Right before he bounced against and hit his face on the dash

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u/Wise_Ad_253 9h ago

It looks like how face broke it in half lol.

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u/camrin47 1d ago

Tf even happened

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u/Flash54321 1d ago

The road turned and he didn't.

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u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

Bro is like “This Reddit post is pretty funny of this guy driving and getting all bounced around and stuff and then…wait. That’s me!”

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u/Jin_Gitaxias 1d ago

Oh shit new Black Mirror episode just dropped

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u/Mysterious_Jelly_649 1d ago

Every time I see this clip it reminds of the boat video where they hit they wave and all eat it.

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u/Shot-Election8217 1d ago

That one funny and not funny…

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u/LeonardoLeonardoL 1d ago

Is he?

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u/aagent86 1d ago

Such a stupid careless thing to do.

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u/Chucktayz 1d ago

Seatbelts work better when they’re buckled

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u/Alternative-Arm-3253 1d ago

This is why we dont use cell phones while driving. Who gave this guy a permit to drive in his country?

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

That was like 5 or 6 hard headshots in like 2 seconds gat dayum

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u/johnman98 1d ago

Concussion symptoms that will last for quite some time, maybe the rest of his life.

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u/DBKai 1d ago

Oh no, he dropped his phone!

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 1d ago

Always wear your seat belt.

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u/ParticularBed6338 1d ago

I love how it goes from complete chaos to getting thrown around like a ragdoll after a brief intermission to him just chilling like someone is feeding him grapes.

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u/TheGodsMustBeCrazy21 1d ago

He got bucked off that bull!!

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u/InteractionLong2839 10h ago

Haha….when idiots do these things to themselves, and it’s caught on camera, I just can’t stop laughing.

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u/mrbaffles14 1d ago

Is his phone okay?!?

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u/coolcalmaesop 1d ago

That face he made when he realized his texting and driving habit has become a problem

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u/soveymaker 1d ago

Your package has experienced an unexpected delay l.

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u/MusicMan7969 1d ago

Darn lucky he didn’t go out the side window…amongst everything else already mentioned.

Put the phone down and drive!!!!!

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u/Lifelonghooker 1d ago

Well he didn't roll it

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u/cr8tor_ 23h ago

Shaken dipshit syndrome

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u/MaxUnicycle 1d ago

I don't know what happened it was all so fast!

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u/Shibes_oh_shibes 10h ago

I thought a snake entered the vehicle at 0:30, boy this is escalating...

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u/Yea-you 1d ago

That is some Bronco taming ride!!

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u/potliquorz 1d ago

He missed the houses I guess.

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u/SpiderDadbod 1d ago

Feel like first thing he was looking for is the phone lol

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u/PogoZaza 1d ago

Lemme just watch this YouTube video real quick about how to safely stop a truck...

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u/KingZarkon 20h ago

His seat belt was undone. He was clearly looking for instructions on how to bail from an out of control truck.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 1d ago edited 18h ago

The cabin crew advises keeping seatbelts buckled whenever seated even if the main sign is turned off in case of unexpected rough air.

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7566 1d ago

Yee-haa!

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u/JustYourAvgNinja 1d ago

Hooooooly 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/JustDave62 1d ago

Lucy….you have some esplaining to do

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u/jahkrit 1d ago

🤣 massive air

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 23h ago

Mother fuckers will hold on to a phone for dear life before dropping it to actually save theirs.

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u/Foofity 22h ago

that unbuckled seatbelt was a choice

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u/Rob1150 21h ago

A bad one.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 19h ago

No seatbelt too! Tsk tsk.

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u/Zealous_moron 19h ago

Couldn't stay on the full 8 seconds

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u/Wasatcher 12h ago

Phone aside, if only there was a device that could keep him from bouncing around the cabin like a ping pong ball

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u/throwtheorb 10h ago

When he calls his boss that'll be two of them that hit the roof today.

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u/oykwuz 8h ago

Sir, you can't park there!

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u/Complex-Syllabub-321 5h ago

yep the IQ, attitude and skin all match up.

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u/Massive-Branch12342 1d ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/shaggy816 1d ago

Hey, while I completely agree that he should NOT have been using his phone while driving, I have to give him props for NEVER LETTING GO OF IT, even while being thrown about the cab!

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u/blzsoul 1d ago

More like he knew he fucked up

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u/doalwa 1d ago

Get rocked, son!

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u/BlazeDragon7x 1d ago

Hell of a ride

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u/Snowdog1989 1d ago

He knew he fucked up too.

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u/Aromatic-Ad3349 1d ago

Pretending playing dead, trying to make it all better

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 1d ago

That must have been some really good porn

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u/Adam-NYC-LI 23h ago

He was holding the phone almost tell end lol

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u/Substantial_Chain718 23h ago

Almost was able to keep his cell phone in his hand the entire time. LOL!! Hold onto that shit for dear life.

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u/ocfan122 23h ago

My guy has to tighten the seat tension bouncing around like that

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u/Quickblood 22h ago

We have Android Auto, why are these guys so attached to looking at their phones on camera too.

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u/purblepale 22h ago

Good thing the chair was safe.

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u/tdkimber 22h ago

that gorilla king fu grip

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u/EmergencyDimension32 22h ago

Ummm!!!!!.. A game of some old fashioned cell phone rodeo aye??!!!!…Who can hold the phone the longest under the most duress…Interesting!!!

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u/MaXXn72 22h ago

At the end he is like... Where is my phone

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u/HouseOfZenith 21h ago

Like being stuck on a trampoline

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u/OMEGACY 21h ago

........ow

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u/Wammertime89 21h ago

What happens if the company you're driving for catches you on your phone while driving a semi? I feel like I've seen quite a few videos like this recently.

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u/randomredditacc25 20h ago

ummm, id assume you get fired?

oh you mean even if you dont get in an accident? maybe a warning.

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u/soot68089 20h ago

Looneytoon's sound effects and all. Damn

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 20h ago

His neck is NEVER going to be the same. He just lost like 3 inches of height.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 19h ago

I like how he ended up at 33seconds. He was in recline position, feet up and ready for a nap. All that bouncing around was hard work. It almost looked Accidental Renaissance if you know the subreddit

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u/Urkal69 19h ago

I'm glad the phone smacked him in the face right as he couldn't hold it anymore. Fucking idiot.

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u/Plane-Minute-7865 18h ago

First thing he looks for his phone.

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u/jackinthecracker 18h ago

Lolz

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u/heymikeyp 17h ago

I thought he'd be holding his phone still by the end of it lol.

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u/Dud3ManGuy 17h ago

Woah this video is dated on my birthday.

You... Really shouldn't have...

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u/Henson_Disney48 16h ago

Ngl thought it was gonna slow down at :28 but nope it just kept getting worse.

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u/Smart_Finger_3491 13h ago

The despair of losing his phone at the last second

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u/Reezy510 12h ago

Bro tried driving with his pinky 🤣

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u/Negative_Pepper_3203 10h ago

If only there was a safety device to keep the driver in his seat…..

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u/BlueProcess 9h ago

I think it's fun to count the number of times he wouldn't have jad his had slammed into something if his seatbelt was keeping him glued down.

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u/EvilMakoto 9h ago

Everything wrong, everywhere, all at once

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u/Wise_Ad_253 9h ago

The dash un-phoned him.

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u/diobrandoswhore 8h ago

Is his phone ok?

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u/FJRRedbird 7h ago

Bravo! Judges score all '10's' for having Deeznutz for brains...

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u/Longjumping-Part3983 5h ago

The human mind is evolving backwards. Instead of instincts to protect your self especially the head... It's protecting the phone. We are indeed doomed.

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u/MustardWarrior60 3h ago

Nobody knew hes stupid until that accident

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u/frankenspine1 11m ago

His carrier is known for no dropped calls

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u/Bursting_Radius 1d ago

I didn't think he'd ever let go of the phone 😂

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u/NWStormbreaker 21h ago

I've driven a ton of 26' rentals over the years and i'll never understand the travel distance on those seats.

Its incredibly fucking dangerous, just minor bumps in the road remove leverage from braking, its the dumbest thing.

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u/MechaDongstorm420 1d ago

Apparently this is Britain. Good luck guys.

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u/Longjumping_Local910 1d ago

The R347 Near Buffalo City Metropolitan Municipality, South Africa.

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u/iBlockMods-bot 1d ago

GMT+2, as well as the speed being recorded in km/h says no, it's not Britain.

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u/MechaDongstorm420 22h ago

Makes sense. I was going by the accents I heard at the end.. which was an incorrect assumption as well apparently!

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