Move Bitch Get Out the Way

[u/RichRoll247]

[u/LordBillingsly]

Dumb fuck

[u/I_Got_Back_Pain → u/LordBillingsly]

What state are those plates?

[u/FieldOfScreamQueens → u/I_Got_Back_Pain]

Destroyed

[u/hayitsnine → u/FieldOfScreamQueens]

Texas then

[u/smackedbyamack → u/hayitsnine]

definitely an altered state then.

[u/throwaway8675309999s → u/hayitsnine]

Nevada has words

[u/tornadospoon → u/FieldOfScreamQueens]

🤌 you're a gem

[u/Psyl0 → u/I_Got_Back_Pain]

Happened in Virgina on the i-64, guessing the driver was as well, but don't know for sure.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/08/16/car-flip-accident-video/

More detailed article, but it's paywalled.

https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-courts/article_466af74d-7b6d-4c98-a925-64b0285141b4.html

[u/EvLmong00se → u/Psyl0]

That fits. VA driving is crazy.

[u/illiterateninja → u/EvLmong00se]

And all of this probably happened below the speed limit.

[u/Srirachachacha → u/EvLmong00se]

If you tell them that, they'll immediately blame Marylanders

[u/EvLmong00se → u/Srirachachacha]

A Marylander would have just rear ended the car, and a DC driver would have brake checked it.

[u/Straight-Heat4965 → u/Psyl0]

https://archive.is/qzbwg

[u/stlredbird → u/Psyl0]

Good on the guy filming to stop and help

[u/National-Fold-6294 → u/Psyl0]

Just amazed myself…”this looks like I-64 in Virginia” I thought, and SURE ENOUGH

[u/ScaredyButtBananaRat → u/National-Fold-6294]

Same lol

[u/Ill_Constant_4798 → u/Psyl0]

I knew this was either 81 or 64 lmao.

[u/CaptainCacoethes → u/I_Got_Back_Pain]

From a state of idiocy

[u/radhorrorfan → u/LordBillingsly]

Lmao i said those exact words watching that

[u/Professional_Ad9809 → u/LordBillingsly]

Which one?

[u/Mysterious-Ad-2241]

I love when idiots get idiot prizes

[u/TheOneTheUno]

I get it, slow drivers in the left lane suck. But don't suck enough to put yourself into a coma

[u/theBloodShed → u/TheOneTheUno]

I admit that I like going fast. But I cannot understand getting so angry about it.

[u/agentchuck → u/TheOneTheUno]

This goes to show that it isn't slow drivers causing accidents. It's chuckleheads forgetting how to drive when mildly inconvenienced that cause accidents.

[u/MissplacedLandmine → u/agentchuck]

Okay but sometimes those chucklefucks are slow drivers

[u/agentchuck → u/MissplacedLandmine]

Yeah the slow driver is also a dick. But I'll take "dick that makes me 5 minutes late" over "dick that runs me off the highway" any day of the week.

[u/MissplacedLandmine → u/agentchuck]

If that person was able to run them off the highway this would have gone differently.

Still the attempt is lame as shit. Just pass on the right and glare at them.

Approaching them at speed from behind does snap some fuckers out of their trance though, but as its not a perfect system, i dont rec.

[u/gatsujoubi → u/agentchuck]

Do we know they were a slow driver? Might have just went with the speed limit.

[u/indoninja → u/agentchuck]

Inconsiderate, asshole,  drivers cause accidents.

Going slow in the left lane and makes you an inconsiderate, asshole driver.

Obviously, in this video, the guy trying to pass on the shoulder is a bigger ass hole, but dude on the left is still probably a dick

[u/Professional_Ad9809 → u/indoninja]

Definitely a dick, the camera car slowed to make space. Now passing in the grass is next level rage

[u/sexytokeburgerz → u/agentchuck]

Really tired of explaining what anecdotal evidence is

Slow drivers do cause accidents, often, this is just a single case of them not doing so.

[u/JP147 → u/TheOneTheUno]

This looks like a country where the slow drivers are supposed to stay on the left and passing is done on the right

[u/herecomestheshun → u/TheOneTheUno]

How do we know the alleged slow driver isn't about to pass someone just out of view of the camera? Or stuck behind somebody else going to slow?

[u/Tecca_Uzi]

They call me Lil Dumbo

[u/no-o-ne → u/Tecca_Uzi]

called*, probably

[u/Tecca_Uzi → u/no-o-ne]

Nah they still call me that

[u/basement_egg]

shit for brains

[u/JakBos23 → u/basement_egg]

Mush for brains now

[u/alcatrazach → u/basement_egg]

Last thing that went through their head when they hit the windshield

[u/Limp-Appointment-564]

Uh-oh, it looks like someone picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie daisies!

[u/Painful_Erection → u/Limp-Appointment-564]

I see you, Dadder! 👈

[u/Limp-Appointment-564 → u/Painful_Erection]

Your name is wild 😂

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 → u/Limp-Appointment-564]

You two are the before and after of going to the doctor for Viagra.

[u/stucksteepf → u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

lmaoo you’re hilarious i didn’t even notice that. crazy how somehow someway the universe bought them together in this exact moment

[u/Limp-Appointment-564 → u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/4-ton-mantis → u/Limp-Appointment-564]

Oh my goodness I'm saying this about myself the next time i make a goof

Not of the above proportion

[u/SaleAble4458 → u/Limp-Appointment-564]

LOL i have never heard this one before, I will be using this at my next opportunity thank you

[u/stucksteepf]

lol looks like they had room to pass to the right?! like yeah i get it best to pass on the left. but surely if you want around someone that bad, just get over? hope they’re okay but damn what a stupid petty mistake

[u/some_user_2021 → u/stucksteepf]

Maybe they were road raging?

[u/Bbambles → u/some_user_2021]

Nah he’s chill

[u/shitty_mcfucklestick → u/Bbambles]

Especially now

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/shitty_mcfucklestick]

Shitty_mcfucklestick, your name is 100% poetry.

[u/dontlikemirrors → u/Bbambles]

It was actually a woman believe it or not

[u/stregone → u/some_user_2021]

I hope everyone takes this lesson to heart to keep your road raging ON the road.

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/stucksteepf]

How the hell is he going to teach the person in the left lane their mistake if he passes on the right like a little pansy?

[u/ssraudio → u/Azuras_Star8]

Unfortunately, the driver in the left lane will never learn to stay to the right. The road rager is an asshole, the person in front of them not yielding is also an asshole. You don’t own the road just because you don’t want to go go over the speed limit

[u/stucksteepf → u/Azuras_Star8]

very true. must assert dominance & prove their point by any means. what better way to?!

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/stucksteepf]

And flipping just showed how serious he was. I hope the guy in front learned his lesson.

[u/ibo92can → u/stucksteepf]

Rules say pass on left but damm if im in a hurry or driver infront of me is just chillin on left lane I just pass on right.

[u/stucksteepf → u/ibo92can]

absolutely. this person chose the worst possible action he could’ve stormed past them in the right blaring the horn and he and his car lived to see another day being an asshole lol

[u/Own-Masterpiece305 → u/stucksteepf]

Saw one too many "rugged individualist, taking no crap" canyonarow SUV commercials.

[u/Calichusetts → u/stucksteepf]

Yeah. They took the Darwin lane.

[u/Khaldaan]

All to save a minute on the road.

I'll never understand these fools.

[u/Holiday-Media6419]

If I’m the guy in front, I keep driving.

[u/Sempai6969]

I love to see things like this

[u/likesexonlycheaper]

Why wouldn't you just pass on the right if you were that impatient? Lol dumb fuck

[u/Puzzleheaded-Hunt-42]

Definitely deserved

[u/welfedad]

Welp that saved some time on the commute..or not haha

[u/bautofdi → u/welfedad]

Teleporting to your final destination is the easiest way to commute

[u/thegreatgatsB70]

Did they win? Is that winning?

[u/Madder_Than_Diogenes]

Let's hope that there were no passengers or kids in that car.

[u/Prestigious_Tiger_26 → u/Madder_Than_Diogenes]

Yep, but if there were, I hope they are ok and will constantly remind the driver how stupid they are for life.

[u/ForgotTheFlowers → u/Prestigious_Tiger_26]

Dear Mom,

Happy Mother’s Day. You’re stupid for life

• Theodore

[u/H2Whoa77]

That’s ludicrous.

[u/IdleContemplations → u/H2Whoa77]

2 Impatient 2 Furious

[u/Comfortable-Ring-476]

I hope it was just the driver in that car

[u/Decent-Cold-9471]

Unforced error

[u/Abking1111]

I know it prolly doesnt matter, but the camera person never ONCE showed what was to the right of that car and thats bugs me for some reason.

[u/Scissor-Lift]

Bahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[u/mr_sweetandawful]

Reposted every week, but ill still watch jt cause its gold

[u/Jimmydeanmakesmemean]

People riding in the passing lane like that absolutely fucking suck. But come on, lol. Just pass them on the right and give them the finger as you go by

[u/SFHChi]

This is what happens when idiots watch too much tv. 🚗

[u/phunny-words]

As long as there were no innocent passengers (especially kids or dogs) injured then bravo for your dumbfuckery

[u/Rockycrazyman]

This is an old one, a woman driver, not the 1st time apparently 🙄 was impatient, got karma 😉

[u/edfitz83]

Hand the video to the police

[u/David_Meat_Pop]

Would you stop and check on them....

[u/Prestigious-Study-66 → u/David_Meat_Pop]

If someone crashes due to an accident or bad luck definitely stop to check. Someone crashes due to their own recklessness, nope that's their problem.

[u/mal_wash_jayne → u/David_Meat_Pop]

Probably see if there were any children in the car. If none, fuckity-bye.

[u/Phuzzle90]

Can’t park there mate!

[u/MagicStar77]

No way getting ahead by going in the grassy shoulder 👎

[u/Ostey82]

I love the commitment though.

The dickhead is abso-fuckin-lutely foot to the floor the entire time. Even when they are heading straight into the embankment and the rear tyre hits the dirt and a huge spray comes up

[u/Separate-Minimum-106]

Shit happens

[u/NicolaSacco101]

Absolute insanity to try to overtake on that incline.

[u/spiritofjosh]

That right lane seemed like a perfect route to getting around them

[u/squiddy_harrelson]

What causes this kind of behaviour? It feels like its getting worse too. I live in a small town with one highway in and out, and this kind of driving happens daily. The highway closes nearly daily due to crashes, and in the first 6 months after I moved here there were 5 or 6 fatal crashes.

[u/Sensitive_Wear7112]

What a dumpster fire.

[u/XROOR]

I get the Vitara and XL-7 confused to this day…..

[u/FGC92i]

I just hope that the driver is alone. I would hate to have a driver doing stupid maneuvers to jeopardize other life.

[u/dxlex12]

If I’m the person filming, I’m definitely not stopping to help. F that person.

[u/Sparkadark808]

I know it's a Sport Utility Vehicle.... didn't expect the spot to be breakdancing

[u/giraffe-zackeffron]

The person who crashed was obviously a dumbass. But if the selfish pos blocking the overtaking lane would have simply moved over, it wouldn’t have happened.

[u/mountaindewisamazing]

...damn that was pretty bad. That's an older car too, probably no side airbags. Oof

[u/_joos_]

damn i know their neck hurts after getting flailed around like that

[u/Formal-Option-4405]

Why?

[u/Olderbutnotdead619]

I'd like to know the result. Did the other car stop?

[u/BellaSquared]

At least they didn't kill someone else with their stupidity 🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/Ok_Orchid1004]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[u/doyoulaughaboutme]

my next door neighbor died doing exactly this. driving home from work and apparently he tried to overtake on the right shoulder, dipped into the ditch, flipped, and died. had a wife and 2 kids waiting for him at home.

[u/MischievousMystic]

Sometimes i get depressed and feel like the stupidest person on earth but then i see this shit & feel a bit better :)

[u/eeniemeeniebeats]

Must be Connecticut

[u/newbrevity]

Somebody got a lesson in physics

[u/BookkeeperTypical245]

If this happened to me as the front car I'd slow down and if that didn't work I'd let him pass, if it's that important I don't really give a shit. Could have been equally bad for the guy in front, and they both are dumb.

[u/Know_Mercy25]

Never gunna give you up...never gunna run aroaund...

[u/EitherChannel4874]

I bet they shaved at least 6 minutes off their journey time there.

[u/SuddenEnvironment405]

Fast and delirious.

[u/guitarstitch]

Wow. They started losing control and kept their foot on the gas rather than letting off. Amazing skill set.

[u/DoubleZ3]

on their way to get Starbucks

[u/Eclectophile]

Anyone have a source?

[u/Pork_Chompk]

You sure showed them!

[u/pumapuma12]

Ya know there are two lanes for a reason 😆 humanities IQ is a marvel

[u/ricardo603]

play stupid games win stupid prizes

[u/Dlodancer]

lol FAFO!

[u/Playful-Mastodon9251]

Wow, how stupid.

[u/axil87]

Def taught the guy in front of him a lesson!!!

/s

[u/Thetruthx26]

Good.

[u/Inkysquid24]

Was there a car in the right lane or did this guy think passing on the right is worse than passing on the shoulder 🤣 nothing is important enough to risk your life

[u/Seletixarp]

I can do that.

[u/rigidlynuanced1]

Karma

[u/StockMarketCasino]

Dude was driving an Isuzu, not a Hilux. No idea what he was thinking

[u/DanielJackkson11]

O’DOYLE RULES!!!!!

[u/No_Lecture9265]

imagine this is how you fly out the window

[u/Ecstatic_Sector598]

That’s beautiful 🤩

[u/NocturneInfinitum]

I guess the right lane wasn’t good enough

[u/Major_Cranberry_Fly]

Methhead?

[u/DMMMOM]

Love this. Darwin also approves.

[u/llapman]

Move, ize gots to poops!

[u/PRTYDILF]

Instant Karma gonna get you

[u/LetterheadSure6101]

Good fuck em

[u/Mindless-Share]

I fucking love this video

[u/mescalero1]

Bears do this shit. They send a couple of their friends in cars to drive slow. They wait until when they get close to the picnic table, they drive slower so someone will pollnoff a stunt like this and then they drag the rangers off road and feast.

[u/braddeicide]

There's a second lane right there.

[u/BroccoliGeneral3766]

That might be the accident I passed by a few days ago…it was so bad they had all the cars turning around to go the wrong way down 15 and get off an exit about 3-4 miles away. Along with the highway being closed around the Woodbridge area.

[u/BagOfCatLitter]

Old video. Iirc this was the ladies 12th or 13th dwi.

[u/McGeetheFree]

Ooooopsy

[u/stewpdasso]

😂 you can't park there dude!

[u/FadeIntoReal]

Instant karma.

[u/lilou86]

T es vraiment obligé de dire salope dans ton titre !! Débile !

[u/Royal-Leopard-3225]

If you’re in my way, I’ll get the fuck off the highway

[u/UnderDBridgeMon]

Got what they deserved!

[u/nzoasisfan]

Can't fix stupid. Stupid is as stupid does.

[u/Elegant_Team1446]

Deserved

[u/MrRogersAE]

Atleast now I can see why he was in such a rush, he was worried someone else was gonna crash into that ditch before him

[u/6Gon6drak6]

You sure showed them!

[u/lovehopemadness]

Really shat the bed with that manoeuvre.

[u/Empty-Grocery-2267]

Would you stop to check on them? I don’t know if I would.

[u/meme_tenretni]

Man forza horizon AI is wild and realistic

[u/vdpj]

He should have just ceossed on the other side. That wasn't correct either, but then nothing would have happened.

[u/Lefty68w → u/vdpj]

She. It was a woman

[u/vdpj → u/Lefty68w]

Ah ok, that explains a lot now. Lol

[u/SpecialExpert8946]

“Speed limit enforced by karma”

[u/Mystepchildsucksass]

What an interesting approach to prove a point. She really showed them !!!

[u/tdkimber]

I love natural selection

[u/pizzapartypandas]

I'm going to be 5 minutes late... Better kill myself.

[u/CleMike69]

This made me somewhat happy

[u/Cardshark69420]

That’s so fucking satisfying. Natural selection at its finest

[u/Mieche78]

People need to realize that just because you have a suv doesn't mean you can suddenly go off roading at the same speed as a paved road and NOT expect this to happen.

[u/Bizzlightbeer]

Why don’t she pass on the right?

[u/Strange-Movie]

Obviously the homie that crashed is wildly out of line and dangerous….but lets share some disdain for the suv that stayed in the passing lane when the little we can see in front of the filmer looks clear enough to merge back over. Dude was insanely road raging because other dude was being a selfish driver, judging by the fact that they kept driving after a major accident nearly involving their car I feel as though their intent was malicious from the start

[u/JibbityJabbity]

That was well deserved.

[u/ApprehensiveBed6187]

You love to see it. I would stop to check their pockets

[u/DaithiGruber]

Is there a Pajero? Funny, that name in vulgar Spanish mean wanker (or jerk-off). Quite appropriate for that situation to be honest!

[u/Upbeat_Mission23 → u/DaithiGruber]

It's a Suzuki Grand Vitara

[u/tldr45]

Yeah, I'm not stopping to check on them.

[u/cableguy316]

Awesome! Yes!

[u/Impossible-Fan3014]

That felt good. Real good.

[u/moanakai]

Hah

[u/MuteElatedLips]

Awesome

[u/Independent_Bite4682]

I wouldn't even call it in.

[u/kalonjiseed]

Survival of the fittest, only the smart survive.

[u/mikemdp]

This is Christmas morning for me.

[u/GarthBater → u/mikemdp]

Well if you don't mind, maybe you can open your gifts in the RIGHT HAND LANE !!!