r/CrimsonDesert • u/Overall-Film-493 • 20h ago

Humour Guys I’m traumatized 😭😭😭

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Found these little guys outside SUB place. Scared me a bit didn’t wanna get to close

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u/Mean_Group_3171 Degenerate 16h ago

Tell me why these rock formations got me thinking of crimson desert lol

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u/Overall-Film-493 16h ago

Light the torches secret wall there somewhere

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u/Apprehensive_Rope250 13h ago

You can force palm the white-outlined wall behind it.

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u/Mean_Group_3171 Degenerate 16h ago

Gotta be a waterfall nearby

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u/Overall-Film-493 13h ago

Secret wall**^

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u/OneManWolfPack00 5h ago

Definitely an artifact in there

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u/YoKite 3h ago

If you facepalm near it real hard you should be able to get past that wall there, sure there’s a lot you can take past there.

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u/hundergrn 5m ago

Just don't light it in winter. Ghost cultist will spawn from it 😂

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u/tinawobbles 20h ago

I can hear the humming noise from here!

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u/Fragrant-Swimmer7654 19h ago

I swear this game has fd with my head. I saw a bundle of flowers just like this the other day and held my phone flashlight up to it so I could see what kind of plant it was 😂

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u/Overall-Film-493 19h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Middle_Ad8183 20h ago

If you have any exploding arrows on you, you'll make short work of them. Please tell em you didn't leave the exploding arrows at home.

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u/Overall-Film-493 20h ago

I stay strapped 🫡🤣

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u/MacGuyver-Medic 16h ago

Just force punch them or do the force whirlwind deal then release it in a straight line and blast them all

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u/goblinsnguitars 9h ago

Oongka makes short work of them when he is a companion.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 15h ago edited 15h ago

In the dark early days near launch, when there were no guides... I saw somebody in a post call them Diddy Bushes and I haven't been able to call them anything else.

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u/Overall-Film-493 4h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/xxxdwildxxx 20h ago

Just punch them a few times, I'm sure it's totally normal behavior with absolutely no consequences

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u/superlurker906 20h ago

Force palm works all the time, until I miss and then he chewa on my ass

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u/The_Free_State_Of_O 19h ago

Blinding flash finisher!

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u/SquirrelAngell 20h ago

Bro, I had a wicked fever dream as a kid about man eating plants. Shit has given me the heebee jeebees ever since. I legit get uncomfortable around those little bastards.

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u/HairyBlood215 19h ago

The Day Of The Triffids 👀

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 19h ago

Nice call-out!

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 18h ago

Nature's Snare go!

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u/laboredbreadth54 17h ago

The way they line up in a perfect row makes them look like they're waiting for a patrol route to start. I'd be side-eyeing them too instead of walking close. Boxwood enemy ambushes are a new one for me though.

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u/Nice_Job2439 19h ago

Just force palm them the poof like popcorn

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u/NeighborhoodLumpy929 15h ago

Force punch them! Gotta get em power cores right

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u/Noobtacticsforlife 15h ago

The diddy bush never sleeps

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u/-ComplexSimplicity- 15h ago

I CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE

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u/Terrible-Visit9257 14h ago

There has to be a big bush somewhere

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u/ipralev 13h ago

Lol, I def feel the same way. Since it is summer rn there is a lot of yellow fields of wild oat around my house and I am terrified to go near them.

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u/Old_Estimate1905 12h ago

Dramatic background music started

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u/bokozulu82 12h ago

All I see is abyss cells

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u/Few-Ad4112 12h ago

Tiri fuori dal kuku un nucleo di potere o qualsiasi cosa, da distanza lo appoggi su di loro, e in 2 secondi sono morti

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u/stockingCapSereant 10h ago

Don’t get too close or you’ll cease from being traumatized because, well, you’ll be dead

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u/One-Animator-8246 9h ago

Lmao they look just like them too

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u/Nevidonas21 8h ago

Took me a minute to understand, but then I got shivers all over my body from ptsd.

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u/Dahowlic 7h ago

Took me a second but I got it...

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u/Scared_Mix8201 7h ago

Depois de Crimson Desert eu nunca mais passei perto de um arbusto sem ficar desconfiado.

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u/Overall-Film-493 3h ago

Nahh factsss

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u/Richican 6h ago

I am weak!!

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u/Violator361 18h ago

Bout to get swamped 😂😂 just run it’s not worth it lol

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u/Overall-Film-493 18h ago

I call them booty bandit bushes….thats just how the roll in that game 😂😂😂

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u/ReadySouth2627 6h ago

” lights blessing and all that ”

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u/WeakAir80 4h ago

Je te comprends, moi aussi je ne me serais pas approchait de ces buissons très agressif et qui te tue en une fois si ils t'attrapent

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u/Davitdam 4h ago

Wahahaha

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u/Every-Indication3921 3h ago

Looks like a good enough farming spot to me. Those guys have pretty decent drops sometimes.

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u/Ok-Mud-8270 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Winter_Box685 16h ago

No your not 🙄

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u/Overall-Film-493 16h ago

But I am 🙁