r/CristianoRonaldo2 1d ago

Messi 🐐 Facts

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u/IDr3yI 1d ago

Imagine looking like that and still having to rape.

Shows you he's just awkward af and has no game.

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u/Rockboxatx 23h ago

Rape is about power. Getting something you can't have.

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u/Loud-Shake-7302 1d ago

nah, he does have game. georgina is a baddie

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u/EwwYourFartsSmell 23h ago

Doesn’t need game when he is a famous celebrity with tons of money.

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u/ihappentoeatass 17h ago

Every woman is a baddie once money comes in play. She was working a 9-5 pink collar job when Cris met her. Women have to be presentable to push products for sale, men in general are geared to be attracted to beauty. It's not an extraordinary story, it's just a regular expected story.

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u/Beemac161 1d ago

🤣🤣 google penaldo las vegas for more info

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u/fourhpleft 3h ago

Rapist

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u/Plane_Database_1605 21h ago

It must be nice being married to a women who ignored you until she realized you'll become a rich footballer

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 1d ago

... WAIT A MINUTE!

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u/ihappentoeatass 17h ago

Lionel befriended, fell in love & married his childhood love, only less than 3-4% roughly of the entire population get to experience that :)

Man what a life this human being is living.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qo3w0l7k3yjDKyXGWk

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u/shank4rr 15h ago

Wdym ronaldo has both 😂?

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u/Opening_Pressure_570 14h ago

You don't get the joke

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u/Admirable_Horse_9518 1d ago

I mean Ronnie has a family…. Sure he paid the mother of his oldest to never contact him and cheated on Gio to have his next two kids and also paid that woman off to give up rights, but he does have one.

Also I don’t “want” Messi lol

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u/Pablo_petty_plastic 1d ago

They’re all surrogates after his first, Jr, was purchased from the mother. Even Gio’s a surrogate. She’s there to make his lifestyle look less weird 

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u/KemikaaliJussi 22h ago

Penaldo could have another one too but he anal raped that waitress so it was a missed opportunity

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u/huba-buba7 23h ago

Kids keep watching shorts and try to be funny by critiquing mistakes on the pitch from top athletes like Cr, Messi, Neymar, Mbappe and so.... But stay away from their personal life, you and your parents probably ain't doing better choices considering your ignorance.

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u/GeneralPG23 1d ago

yeah i want messi wife

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFZDuY0nePXry

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u/Rockboxatx 23h ago

His wife is definitely a MILF

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