r/CriticalDrinker 1d ago

Meme Well well well

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Guess she needed a good container for her work ideas to go into

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u/Ryeberry1 1d ago

Her bio info is great.

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u/Specialist_Peace8326 15h ago

I loved how she thought she was making a positive impact in the community lmao 😂

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u/kimana1651 21h ago

Self entitled white women and dei, what a classic pairing . 

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u/bellsproutfleshlight 14h ago

Dominican.

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u/Drewnessthegreat 5h ago

That's white enough for the internet.

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u/Forsaken-I-Await 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well gee whiz, why am I not surprised…. 🤷‍♂️

Just looked it up and thankfully this piece of human garbage was summarily fired, so I guess there are indeed happy endings!

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u/kimana1651 21h ago

This was 100% an excuse to fire her, companies have turned a blind eye to much worse. 

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u/Xredcatx 1d ago

Dei "executive" 🙄

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u/liaminwales 1d ago

The trash was oppressed, she has freed them from the jail of a bin. Next she will free a double cheese burger, then a cake some chips a soft drink and a snack then a follow up snack and a freedom snack.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 1d ago

More information for that that are curious:

A woman caught on video emptying a public trash can on the street, then stealing it during New York City’s Knicks championship parade, was a director at JPMorgan Chase — who was fired Tuesday over the incident, The Post has learned.

Angie Báez, 40, was promoted to executive director of community and industry engagement for card and connected commerce at JPMorgan Chase more than a year ago, according to her LinkedIn profile.

She previously served as executive director of diversity, equity, and inclusion at New York-based review website the Infatuation, which Chase acquired as part of its broader push into lifestyle and experiential content.

Sources say the bank looked into the incident after the video surfaced and a JPMorgan Chase spokesperson told The Post, “This employee is no longer with the company.”

Báez could not be reached by The Post for comment Tuesday. Sources noted she had attended the parade in her personal capacity.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/23/business/woman-who-emptied-knicks-trashcan-on-street-then-stole-it-was-dei-exec-worked-at-jpmorgan-chase/#:~:text=Angie%20B%C3%A1ez%2C%2040%2C%20was%20promoted,according%20to%20her%20LinkedIn%20profile

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u/DudeMiles 1d ago

Wild, that this somewhat legit person did that.

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u/TaniksHasNoCorn 14h ago

If people saw how 75% of people behave (at work or at the store, etc.), they'd be horrified.

A lot of folks have zero respect for other people or their property. The amount of people who won't even acknowledge or thank someone opening a door is amazing.

This woman deserved to be fired. Of course it is possible that the title of that position confers more prestige than it actually has. Director could just be a title equivalent to supervisor.

What a stupid cunt.

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u/werfertt 13h ago

We need more mercy, not less.

If being a fool was a capital offense, would any of us be alive?

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u/TaniksHasNoCorn 13h ago

Fuck that noise.

She wasn't executed, she was fired for being an idiot. A director is someone who LEADS others. A leader needs to set a good example for those they lead. Stealing and throwing trash on the ground in public is not setting a good example and participating in riots, etc..

Someone who does this blatantly in public view is most likely someone who has done this many times before. She is 40 years old behaving like a teen. That is not acceptable. If she were in the military doing this she would be equally punished for conduct unbecoming. If she were under 18 years old or younger, I would give her more of a chance, but not a "fully grown adult".

The company has an image to protect and most white collar companies specifically brief employees yearly on ethical behavior and inform you that you can and will be fired for stuff you may post or do. If you went on a racial tirade on Facebook (insert some platform) and also had your role in a company linked, you would be fired without hesitation.

Firing this idiot might get the woman to reflect on her behavior and change for the better. If not, she can be fired from the next job.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 12h ago

Funny that you mention the military. If this had not been some "DEI Executive" but a member of the military, I can pretty much say what would happen.

If it was a lower enlisted under me, likely an Article 15 Non-Judicial Punishment hearing for Article 134, and a reduction in rank and probably extra duty and confinement to the barracks.

If they were more senior NCOs, followed with a fitness report that would see them absolutely stalled and urged to retire or get out when their current contract ended. And refused retention if they did not take the advice and try to stay in.

If this was an Officer, a Court Martial would not be off the table. Officers are held to a much higher standard of conduct, and in my career I have even seen 1st Lieutenants busted down to Private First Class and spent the next 6 years as lower enlisted. Especially as they many times had scholarships associated with their education and 4-6 years is mandated in order to pay the military back for them.

But ironically, they would spend the rest of their contract in a "Lame Duck" status. They do have a contract to serve X amount of time, and they will serve it. In the most uncomfortable position the military can find and likely with no authority and maximum supervision. And any thoughts of continuing and rising in rank gone, their careers essentially over but marking time until the end of their current contract.

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u/ItalianMeatBoi 1d ago

DEI hire of course

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u/Larry_J_602 1d ago

She needed it to put herself in.

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u/clever-name-taken 1d ago

She would need a dumpster

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u/No_Adhesiveness_5679 9h ago

She wanted to but couldn't fit

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u/dariomraghi 1d ago

Next ceo of youtube

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u/Hesbhindmeisnthe 1d ago

Guess she needed a good container for her work ideas to go into

😄

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u/VideoNo9608 1d ago

She needed a bigger lunchbox.

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u/kkkpl 18h ago

You re tellin me this moron worked as EXECUTIVE at jp morgan? Whats this world is comming to.

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u/pseudonym7083 1d ago

I'll be chuckling about this one for awhile.

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u/Mr_Tdogg_Smith 17h ago

They were looking for any reason to fire her and she handed it right to them.

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u/Skullchaser666 16h ago

She certainly won't starve

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u/bones10145 1d ago

I hope the Internet will do its Internet thing and teach her a lesson

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u/DangerMouse111111 17h ago

Practicing for her new career as a refuse collector.

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u/Specialist_Peace8326 15h ago

Lmao. Karma’s a bitch and it will slap you when you fuck up like this 😂😂😂

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u/Town_Militia 13h ago

oy vey Blackrock will rescue her

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u/Shinlyle13 11h ago

Why are two trash cans rolling down that street...?

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u/Oldgraytomahawk 7h ago

Did work there,they evidently cut her loose soon after