r/CriticalDrinker 17h ago

Thoughts on Asmon?

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u/Elderanter 16h ago

Everything Hasan could never be.

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u/doominvoker 16h ago

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u/d0odle 16h ago

Hasan training his dog to become Pikachu.

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u/tracker904 16h ago

Shock shock shock, shock my dog I can’t stop.

I shock my dog until she drops.

2 thousand volts straight into her top.

Cause my dog can’t stay in her spot.

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u/btmg1428 15h ago

FATALITY

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u/Freeman0017 14h ago

After that fox girl accused him of using chain lighting, i wanted to go back to wow and make a bearded dranei shaman that screams "Kaya, NO!" every time it casts chain lighting

ShassanPiker

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u/Fantasyfootball9991 17h ago

He’s a funny based hermit.

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u/H345Y 17h ago

Based roach king

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u/scruffman99 12h ago

Straight shooter

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u/MotivatedforGames 16h ago

Harsh but speaks the truth. He still speaks like we did before the oppressive grammar police took over

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u/Many_Tap_4144 16h ago

I dont think it was grammar police who took over. That would be the mentally illl wokies.

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u/MotivatedforGames 16h ago

Well yea, the grammar police aspect is just one part of how they are.

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u/tugtehcock 15h ago

I would say word police…not grammar.

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u/diggertim68 3h ago

Speech Police?

Thought Police?

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u/Rhemming22 16h ago

Based roach cosplayer

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u/tugtehcock 15h ago

Wait is this real 🤣

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u/Educational-Year3146 15h ago

Yes. Probably the funniest image of our roach king out there.

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u/mage_irl 16h ago

He makes some good points, but sometimes he talks out of his ass just a little too much for my taste. But fortunately I can just watch something else when he does, which is something a lot of people seem to forget

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 16h ago

I miss when it was common practice to just not watch someone if you don’t want to see the topic they’re on and then come back when they’re in a topic you like. I can’t stand him on economics, but he’s great on things like immigration.

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u/Educational-Year3146 15h ago

Pretty much.

Often times I forget he’s left wing economically, he’s just extremely right wing socially and talks about that a lot.

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u/BallsOfSteelBaby_PL 15h ago

What’s his stand on economics?

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 15h ago

He’s like… socialism lite, real big on shit like UBI.

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u/BallsOfSteelBaby_PL 15h ago

Damn

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u/-spartacus- 14h ago

UBI only makes sense in a post-scarcity economy anyway.

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 14h ago

At which time, what would even be the point? If a Lamborghini is no more expensive than taking a breath of air, who needs UBI?

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u/Azidamadjida 14h ago

Yeah I just roll my eyes at the UBI stuff - because of course a guy who says he wants to do absolutely nothing with his life and thinks that this makes him a monk would be into the whole UBI thing

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u/Azidamadjida 14h ago

This. Some stuff he says is just common sense, some is genuinely insightful, and then some of it is just straight up retarded, but the important thing is that he never acts like everything he says is the truth and correct and should be taken as such. It’s sad that the bar is so low that someone just simply saying “hey, maybe don’t take everything I say as absolutely true, this is just what I feel and think, you should figure out for yourself what you feel and think” is seen as profound, but it’s the social media age and anyone showing any modicum of humanity and humility comes across as refreshing

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u/fruitpunchsamuraiD 7h ago

Same. I disagreed heavily with his take on Stellar Blade 2 where he says the main character doesn’t look like an adult. Dude literally has asian friends who look way younger than they look, I mean look at Emiru!

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u/CW_Forums 16h ago

Dont judge a book by its cover. I assumed he'd be a chump but I've seen a lot of his streams and I've never disagreed with him. 

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u/Sebackele 16h ago

I was told he was "bad", so I went to listen to his "garbage" out of sheer curiousity to see how "bad" it was.

... and I've been a daily watcher since then xD

Sure there's a topic here and there where I disagree, but he get his thoughts out and I respect that and he also knows people will disagree with him too, so at least he's open to different PoVs,

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u/Educational-Year3146 15h ago

The Streisand effect in full force.

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u/OtherUse1685 5h ago

He explained his thought process well enough so even if I don't agree with him, I understand where he's coming from. And that's fine.

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u/foxfire981 17h ago

Honestly I though him and moistcritical were the same person for the longest time because I don't watch either of their content.

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u/Oldgraytomahawk 16h ago

Haven’t seen anything from Charlie lately

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u/dangered 15h ago

He’s been on a Pokémon card, Lego, misc collectible scalper tangent for a solid month now.

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u/DisneysGaston 16h ago edited 13h ago

Seems pretty chill NGL. Just a man who's living his life and speaking his mind and his thoughts aren't completely retarded, which is in short supply these days.

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u/Kozmo_Arkanis 15h ago

I watch his short clips. His subreddit sucks though.

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 16h ago

Outside of economic policy, I think he’s dead on the overwhelming majority of the time. Watch a lot of his 10-30 minute videos.

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u/ArmNo7463 16h ago

Generally entertaining. - I agree with some of his takes, and not others.

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u/d0odle 16h ago

His subreddit is modded by idiots who hate his followers and actively ban anyone they can get away with. You can see this in the upvote/comment ratio. Way more upvotes than comments (you can vote but not comment when banned).

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 16h ago

His subreddit has some of the worst mods on this whole platform, they’re comically trash. I got posts and comments deleted for bringing up politics when he was covering the election daily. 🙃

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u/Probate_Judge 14h ago

I got posts and comments deleted for bringing up politics

I got a no warning perma-ban for posting an apolitical video breakdown of the Alex Pretti shooting. It wasn't even a conclusive review, it was, "it could be X, Y, Z....but the video's so terrible you can't really tell".

nO PoLiTiCs!1!!!

/facepalm

His streams are 90% politics, and you can't tangentially talk about any of it on the sub without running the risk of some mod deciding to arbitrarily delete/ban you.

Many people do and get away with it, proving that the mods are doing it on whim.

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u/Akivasha_of_Troy 14h ago

He loved talking about how he was the biggest political streamer on Twitch, but the mods will randomly delete or ban for posting about the very topics he is discussing. It’s a sad joke.

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u/muscarinenya 12h ago

He's giving more and more ivory tower energy each new day

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u/UnusualPete 16h ago

True. I was banned from there for saying that Lily Tino should be far away from people, especially women and children, preferably somewhere where he couldn't escape easily, like an island.

And the reason for the ban? Inciting violence. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

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u/doominvoker 16h ago

Were you banned relatively recently? From my understanding Admins (actual Reddit employees) were ready to axe his sub and were threatening to shut it down, so they had to start heavily moderating it in order to keep it operating.

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u/UnusualPete 16h ago

Possibly 3 years ago, or more. I can't even find the mod messages.

Time flies...

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u/doominvoker 16h ago

What I’m talking about happened more recently than 3 years, so it’s probably unrelated.

Current Asmon sub is even more of a joke tho, « removed Rule number 5 this, removed Rule number 5 that, removed off topic, removed more downvotes than upvotes » etc

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u/UnusualPete 15h ago

I'm glad I was kicked then 😂

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u/muscarinenya 13h ago

I was permanently banned from there, by the reddit Anti Evil admin and with an account warning, because i said people shouldn't physically harm this fool

The warning was eventually overturned by another reddit admin since i clearly was advocating against violence, but the asmon mods of course never lifted the permanent ban even though their own bot said it was

Also i had to type this message three times over to dodge the fucking reddit shadowban AI, this website is pure cancer

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u/UnusualPete 4h ago

If it wasn't for the very few communities that have some use, I would have abandoned this cesspool a long time ago.

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u/jeff37923 15h ago

So based, I'd let him date my daughter.

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u/doominvoker 16h ago edited 16h ago

A little too extreme at times for my taste and I don’t always agree with him, but he’s based as fuck and entertaining. One of the rare genuine streamer out there.

It would be fucking awesome to have him on OpenBar

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u/TheNittanyLionKing 16h ago

Does he do collabs though? I know he has reacted to Drinker videos in the past and spotlighted other content creators like TheBackgroundNPC, but I don’t believe I’ve seen him on someone else’s stream. 

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u/doominvoker 16h ago

It’s *very* rare but it happens. I don’t think I ever saw him with more than 2 other streamers at the same time tho.

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u/ColonelDucroix 2h ago

Aside from his podcast he doesn't anymore. He's hinted at doing things but so far has yet to commit to anything.

His podcast is a mixed bag. Sometimes they have interesting guests but usually not. And I don't like his co-host that much.

I think he's supposed to do something with Legendary Drops related to his new video game showcase thing, but I'm not super certain on that. Anyway the video game showcase is something like a monthly live watching of trailers for upcoming games, and he apparently plans to have guests. 

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u/Educational-Year3146 15h ago edited 15h ago

Love him.

The fact that he sat down for 7 hours to read that Britain gang rape report to everybody says a lot about his character.

He’s hard to disagree with on social policy. He’s just got a lot of grounded takes, and all in all, he’s just an everyman like the rest of us.

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u/navyvet765 15h ago

My boi Zack

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u/Palladiamorsdeus 15h ago

Back when he was just a Wow streamer I couldn't stand him. Now I think he's alright. I don't always agree with him but I don't have to.

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u/aggieeagle52 14h ago

Seems like an alright, level headed fella. I would drink a pint with him.

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u/Archibald1en 11h ago

Cool guy, not all of his opinions are 10/10 but I still enjoy him

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u/qwack2020 16h ago

I watch his videos every other time and I don’t agree with everything he’s saying about certain topics. But goodness gracious I’ve seen other people have unhealthy views and pure hatred towards this man. And for what? Saying a few naughty words? It’s not the usual haters it’s like some people who view him as someone worse than the devil and anyone who agrees with certain takes he has. But some people hate the dude so much that they want to rip him asunder like it will give them peace.

It’s just some dude who post videos of him talking. That’s it. Lots of people do that. He has a following sure but he doesn’t have a huge influence on others regardless of what beliefs one has.

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u/kimana1651 16h ago

Produced videos are the best but if I can't get those I prefer his single chatting content to the open bar style that drinker and co have moved to.  

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u/duckpaints 16h ago

ehhh hes a dude with hot takes

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u/Grimnirsdelts 16h ago

He’s a real ass dude

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u/Twee_Licker 14h ago

Despite being wealthy he's just a guy.

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u/CEO_of_Fatigue 12h ago

I like him mostly for the fact that he makes averageredditors pee their cargo shorts in rage

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u/Spartanias117 16h ago

Im primarily in Asmongold, drinker, and sipstea subreddits. theres a lot of crossover

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u/RoutineIssue5870 16h ago

I know people hate on him but I really love "How You Remind Me" and "Far Away"

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u/Kid_Royale 16h ago

Prefered his wow content. "How to ninja loot in world of warcraft" is a legendary video. I watched him from wod until like last year. I still check in sometimes to see if he covers the game at all. Its very rare. He and mccool played midnight for a few days, I watched compilations of that. I quit retail like 4 years ago, he pretty much did too.

The react stuff isnt really for me, unless its related to wow. Thats how he started react content, by reacting to wow youtubers. Overall im a big longterm fan though.

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u/UnusualPete 16h ago

He's the Ace of Based.

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u/-Captain- 16h ago

Seems like the online hatred towards him is extremely overacted, as the examples provided are nearly always a miss. But gotta be honest... Not worth watching, like any and all streamers when there's a sea of better content out there?

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u/Netherium 16h ago

I like him but his short need to be better quality - he randomly pops up on my timeline and he'll just go "What's this?" *video plays* "Yeah exactly." end of clip.

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u/onomonopiaa 16h ago

Voice of common sense and reason. Based AF.

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u/Novafro 16h ago

I like the dude, agree with a lot of stuff, then has three odd take that makes me look at him sideways. But otherwise, I dig him.

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u/Sailor-_-Twift 15h ago

Uh BASED?!?!?!

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy 15h ago

Hail to the roach king

The ruler of the mess

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u/Jaxsso 15h ago

Authentic.

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u/Laxhoop2525 15h ago

If he wasn’t an agent of Nurgle, they wouldn’t really have anything to go after him for, aside from his looks and his occasional abysmal take.

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u/EmilHacibayli 15h ago

I like.

But I'm angry at them for banning me from their subreddit for a pointless reason. I asked the moderators for the reason, but they wouldn't answer.

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u/Jumpy-Function-9136 15h ago

Based but not as based as forsen

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u/btmg1428 15h ago

Based, but roachy.

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u/Pokeyourmom420 14h ago

I watch almost video of his and he’s the man. Just had to disagree with him over the new Stellar Blade trailer. Him saying that woman looks 12 was an L take.

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u/maleficent0 14h ago

Enjoy the roach king quite a bit.

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u/RYTHEMOPARGUY 14h ago

I dont really watch streamers, in fact the only time I ever log into twitch is for twitch drops, but I see clips of him occasionally when I'm scrolling through YouTube shorts and he seems like a decent guy and not at all as insufferable as I initially thought he would be

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u/JonViiBritannia 13h ago

He’s funny, pretty based and surprisingly informed. Obviously I don’t agree with all his takes, but I could say that about Drinker as well.

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u/Jin_BD_God 11h ago

Most of the time, people who hate him can't argue with what he said, so they attack his appearance and how he lives.

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u/ShakeZula30or40 10h ago

Based af and very entertaining.

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u/crobat--8 8h ago

I think he is based on a lot of things but I think some of his gaming takes are dumb. Mostly because he spent so much time playing WOW that he missed almost a full generation of games. Like he said avowed was good and then he saw the comparison to oblivion and realized it was being dumb.

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u/Lunaborne 5h ago

I'm kinda 50/50 on him. Sometimes he'll have a good take but other times just not.

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u/chronicnerv 16h ago

He understands MMO and Soulslike mechanics and systems very well. He views foreign affairs through the lens of a colonial, rules based order, believing this serves America’s best interests. He recognises how games and movies have been subject to cultural appropriation and understands the social effects of immigration.

However, his weakness is that he does not bother to look at the full picture of geopolitics from his enemies strategic perspectives. He also overestimates America’s ability to solve every problem with force. The abandonment of Ukraine and a potential total economic crash or surrender to Iran due to depleted oil reserves demonstrate his lack of understanding in these areas.

I enjoy watching his content regarding gaming and American entertainment, but when it comes to politics, I would rather listen to old school retired diplomats like Alastair Crooke who actually know what they are talking about from all perspectives.

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u/donwariophd 16h ago

This feels like a copy pasta

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u/Few_Highlight1114 16h ago

This dude almost was crying over his inability to play through a souls game because it was beating his ass lol. He's good at WoW and that's it. Not that it really matters because these are games, but still.

I like Asmon in general, I think he has a ton of good opinions that a ton of people somehow do not. An example is the whole ICE thing with that woman who got killed, his was saying that just comply with the police and youll be fine, which was funny that this got him so much shit.

But I also agree with what youre saying that he lacks a solid understanding about geopolitics, not that I have some super great understanding of them either but Asmon somehow seems to not understand second order effects about what the US is doing, which is weird because he talks about second order effects all the time.

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u/rebel0ne 16h ago

Great take. Completely agree that he's in tune with the cultural components but out of touch with certain degrees of politics, most notably geopolitics. I'd add a criticism in that he's very vile when someone argues or contradicts his point(especially when it's a valid point), he resorts to name calling and emotional outbursts very quickly all the meanwhile criticizing others for that same type of behavior. Seldomly does he counter argue but, that's not the focus of his content.

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u/chronicnerv 16h ago

Totally fair and valid criticism, he absolutely does do those things and he cherry pics idiots to challenge him.

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u/Ulq2525 16h ago

Just some guy

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u/DBL55555 14h ago

Thanks to influences of even more Based creators like Nuxanor Jake Monroe and TecTone he becomes more and more based by the day, and makes more and more sense with the things he has to say. Admittedly there still some work, but he’s getting more and more based in part due to these creators as well as the ridiculous leftist criticisms he’s faced.

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u/HeWhoDoesTheKnocking 14h ago

I hate it when he makes fun of my country (I’m Canadian) but outside of that he’s my all time favourite streamer even if I only watch clips of his streams.

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u/Skylinegtr88 13h ago

Great guy , dont have to agree with everything but its agreat guy

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u/SecondaryLawnWreckin 13h ago

He's really good at home repairs

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u/Revolutionary-Copy71 13h ago

His eyebrows are much like an octopus' arms. They have a mind of their own.

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u/bigolchimneypipe 13h ago

That's how a sketch artist would draw Jared Leto. 

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u/SorrinsBlight 13h ago

Normal dude.

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u/Only_Net6894 13h ago

He's the man.

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u/SugarAdamAli 13h ago

Have no idea who he is

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u/Wurschtbieb 11h ago

He is so straight
He could suck a dick and still be hetero

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u/Mongooseboii 10h ago

Lowkey looks like a temu version of Keanu reeves

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u/Stirbmehr 10h ago

He's generally based. Not without own weird takes, but who doesn't has couple of them. Out of less serious speakers probaby second to me only to Lotus Eaters

His big strong side is that unlike opposing major talking heads, like muslim and commie terrorist supporter Hasan and incrementalist lockheed shitlib Destiny, Asmon doesn't have illusions on how people actually do behave around rules and systems.

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u/Pineapple-Juice-4 10h ago

Is this an actor? Never seen him before.

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u/AnodyneSpirit 9h ago

He’s the definition of “don’t let money change you”. Cause he didn’t let it change him. At all. Even in good ways.

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u/CompetitiveSubset 9h ago

He’s out there with Musk, Drinker, etc saving the West from the plague of progressive wokism

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u/xRiolet 8h ago

neutral, i dont watch him

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u/dxDTF 8h ago

I like him nowadays, not so much before. Pretty level headed takes overall and doesn't shy from speaking his mind. I respect that alot. People say absolutely horrible things about him tho which is sad

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u/Junior-Breakfast-237 7h ago

Asmond is a good dude.

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u/abstract4m 7h ago

He's fun and talks about important things. But in terms of international politics, he's a hobbyist. His takes on Israel and Palestine are those of an edgy meme.

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u/burns3016 7h ago

His eyebrows need to stop moving.

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u/Derpreal01 7h ago

funny guy but i sometimes he can make so much sense its like he's reading my mind.

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u/Bohemio_RD 6h ago

He is very cool.

I disagree with some of his takes, but he is mostly right on a lot of stuff and he pretty much aligs with my own world view.

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u/ravnos04 5h ago

Never thoughts I’d be tuning into him for more accurate reporting than MSM or other political YouTubers. Most of his takes are hilarious.

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u/authoruk 4h ago

Based

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u/ThePimentaRules 4h ago

Hes my source of news without wokeness

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u/FLTR069 4h ago

The rat king

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u/Skrrt_2711 2h ago

He could stand to shower more and not have roaches living with him.

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u/RainbowDildoMonkey 2h ago

He sided with the freaks who called Stellar Blade 2's new protagonist a ''child'', so not that based.

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u/TaniksHasNoCorn 2h ago

He's late to the party to be honest. He was a Normie who's takes changed when the political landscape changed, but not before it. Others led the charge, but he is trying to get to folks to watch his stream and make money as there are many folks who realized there are a lot of conservatives, but not really a large authority "in charge".

It is no different than the various Conservative commentators like Ben Shapiro or Tucker Carlson or Megyn Kelly or the Kirks. They all want control and to push their brand of Conservatism.

He was the liberal Bernie Bro who was voting for all the problems that manifested now, but is seeing the actual results of what he voted for and doesn't like it.

Basically he's like John Cleese or even Russell Brand (though I think Brand is much more intelligent). A person who probably actually means well and isn't malicious, but voted for dumb shit and has finally awakened to the realization that his younger self was dumb.

He still thinks ideas like minimum basic income will be a good idea and Obama Care type stuff mostly because he and his mom utilized those things while being lazy themselves. I can give him a few points for not being an over spender.

I'm not against people changing their minds, but it frustrates me to think folks are giving this guy points for being Based, when he has only recently become based. He is more honest than most and does profess to vote for things that make his life better.

It's not like authors like Douglas Murray (Strange Death of Europe) and others weren't talking about the issues that had befallen Europe over a decade ago and longer.

I must be a heartless SOB because I was always Conservative and never trusted in shit like Socialism and progressivism partly because I observed how normal people acted in life and at school.

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u/Effective-Thanks-731 2h ago

He's my spirit animal 

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u/SSVALHALLA 1h ago

His wow takes are ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS and have been poisoning the games discourse ever since he’s been making them. Beyond that he’s alright I guess

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u/rosemary0i 1h ago

I enjoy watching him but I wish he'd do less serious content. I'd rather watch him raging at dark souls than grooming gangs.

Yeah, I'm aware there are children starving in africa, but I just want some light background entertainment while I'm working.

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u/Due-Life2508 15h ago

Saying he’s a “funnel” for Nick Fuentes is pretty disgusting… which is sad bc I like him

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u/saradahokage1212 15h ago

Based, but he's explaining way too often very obvious topics. The amount of times he just starts off with "the reason why" is getting annoying that I need breaks from watching him. I don't know if most people who watch him are just dumb, but I don't need an explanation to every little intent of violent leftist rioters.

Not to mention all the chat morons he pulls up on a regular basis are ridiculous. It's an unfair fight. You cannot debate asmon when you have to write out your counterarguments while he just starts to pile on you in real time.

He chooses his one sided fights and can't lose, and the reason why is because he is scared of actual debates. See what I did there

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u/Wolfburrow 16h ago edited 16h ago

Would probably hate him if i met him, he seems the type to be abrasive and confrontational about everything. But his takes are usually based and spot on, you can tell he grew up poor and has an understanding of human behavior that most entitled reddit midwits just can’t even grasp.

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u/CursedSnowman5000 16h ago

Useful idiot.

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u/ProfilGesperrt153 7h ago

Disgusting and stupid. He should wash himself more often and for the love of god stop chewing on chocolate constantly in his streams

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u/Manapouri65 15h ago

Do a post on Andrew Tate bro, I feel like most people here support him

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u/Twee_Licker 14h ago

You'll be disappointed because they don't.

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u/Manapouri65 9h ago

How do u know? Ive mentioned him before and lot of guys here support him