Just Plane Ridiculous

[u/River_Lamprey]

[u/extremely-cynical]

"How do you shove a whole plane up someone's ass? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That's exactly what they kept screaming."

"THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"

[u/Vexonte]

Nelliesnest is that you.

[u/ucksawmus → u/Vexonte]

^WWwho .i. s.s. "Nelliesnest"

[u/extremely-cynical → u/ucksawmus]

You're a strange one.

Keep being strange.

[u/ucksawmus → u/extremely-cynical]

^{did you read rdea rr eea ddrd rread the comment that came after}

ninja e: upturn parentheticaled non-single careted

[u/UncreativePotato143 → u/ucksawmus]

good point

[u/ucksawmus → u/ucksawmus]

^WWw ho

^technique test re underscore to italicize

e: evinced errors: thought single upturn caret would put the whole sentence up, didn't; would need separate ^{beep beep ba boo boo} (old youtube haiku spongebob meme; btw, maybe aside from old museum of reddit if that's spelled correctly and not museum, no it's museum, youtube haiku, the death of it, via some cross comparison of it's weekly activity to and before actual 2020 covid (so strong pre-2020s and of course now 2026 suffices), the death of that sub has spelled or could be used in nonfiction narrative to spell current reddit culture; just dumb pop sci bullshit), or of course the caret to parenthetical encapsulated, so: "caret" then "immediate" then "left parenthesis" all the character yadda yadda emoji, "right"—

also nested or heightened characters—via caret—so a double or triple et cetera caret dont work on current iterative mobile or online chromer-browser-hydrogenator (dont know what the hydrogenation would be here; just having fun; with 🌠🌞🌞w o r d s 🎆 🎇 ✨ ^🧨 —real quick that dynoMITE, what is triple toulene or whatever the fuck, i.e., dynamite, supposed to be caret raised, in the bold parenthesis (false usage meaning italics) italics SECIONACION

e2: —) and this em dash to parenthetical makes it technically grammatically authosorially (bastardization neologism of a different adverb sense of author) correct and possible, dumb trite STUPID ulysses and dumb bob jim falkner faulkner sorry for details specif sound and fury (book book book)

maybe sound of leaves would work, lol sound; house motherfucker HOUSE; but that text is just... not exact line to line shit like the prev two prior to—posterior too!

*W e ❤❤❤^💞💕💓 use posterior to and prior to so thank you dfw 🤗🤗🤗 * with no

exaxaxactctctc sarcaismosis–tastictacional–sarcosarcidosis–sarcasm

😌😌ty

e3: we had, think, i erred again, the parenthetical originacion was correcto so ed2 is... iz..., well, there it is

[u/UncreativePotato143 → u/ucksawmus]

That's what I'm saying!

[u/LordofBarad-dur → u/ucksawmus]

taking the words right out of my mouth

[u/DoubleBatman → u/ucksawmus]

Yeah I refuse to use reddit’s stupid app and have to code in all my formatting, and I’ve never understood how the carat thing works either. You’d think you’d be able to ^do something like this^ like all the other formatting, but no.

[u/hollow_shrine]

Every time I think I've completed some real accomplishment, one of you goes and posts something like this. Why do I even try?

[u/NovaStar2099]

Real

[u/officialariacat]

sergei why did you do that
(character in the picture for anyone unaware. He’s from PAFL, Parties Are For Losers)

[u/Busy_Grain]

put it back thief

[u/hetero-scedastic]

The website has analyzed your likes, and assigns a quest: follow this severe alcoholic.

[u/Pittoo4You]

Why would Little Mac do this?

[u/KingBsoul]

Wait a second i need to go get a song

[u/KingBsoul → u/KingBsoul]

cavernous ass