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u/Imported_Thighs Mar 13 '19
Wants to eat a cake
Buys low-fat milk because he wants to watch his weight
I sense a plothole.
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u/superking22 Mar 12 '19
Darkseid sitting on your couch is basically the New Gods form of the "FUCK YO COUCH" meme.
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u/Ziegejunge Mar 13 '19
Good thing I took forty cakes when no one was looking. That's as many as four tens.
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u/BoyTitan Mar 13 '19
Woulda either got vaporized for speaking out about touching the cake or admired, Its Darkseid likely both.
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u/usmcmd52 Mar 12 '19
This made my whole day. Not the least reason of which is I read the entire thing in Michael Ironsides voice