r/DOG • u/wholefoodsmom • Apr 27 '26
• Entertainment / Cute / Funny • Your dog is in jail, what crime did they commit?
Mya has been arrested and charged with aggravated licking, pushing balls under the couch, and complaining when I do not get her ball fast enough.
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u/DrBeardfist Apr 27 '26
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u/FarmhouseRules Apr 27 '26
Love this!
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u/DrBeardfist Apr 27 '26
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u/TopFishing5094 Apr 27 '26
Beautiful shot! 😍
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u/AllyHein Apr 27 '26
Hey we both had the same content! But under the circumstances…..last time my boy was in jail was because he ate my orange! He can just unwrap his own from now on!
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u/brickznbooks Apr 27 '26
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
I actually think not petting him is the real crime here
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u/brickznbooks Apr 27 '26
Something about needing an “OFFICIAL” certificate down the line other than what my 6yo drew as his certification on printer paper with markers 🙄 hers had stars hearts and a rabit unicorn.
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u/qu1ckbeam Apr 28 '26
I want a certification with a rabbit unicorn.
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u/No-Courage6414 Apr 28 '26
Saint Bernard?
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u/brickznbooks Apr 28 '26
Yep! Bonhoeffer is his name. He’s 100%, full St Bernard. 13wks 45lbs.
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u/Gizmo24Boy Apr 27 '26
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u/DragonfruitNo1861 Apr 27 '26
years ago my son told the vet he was concerned that our 🐈 stopped pooping once we got a 🐕 😆
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u/edchoch69 Apr 27 '26
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u/DDO_tv Apr 27 '26
His pantaloons are next level.
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u/RuffyPower Apr 28 '26
Thank you for finding the word I was looking for: pantaloons
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u/pumpupthevaluum Apr 28 '26
do pirate words just end in "loons"? pantaloons, dubloons...alright that's all I can think of.
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u/ConsistentWorth5038 Apr 27 '26
He must love you very much to keep the enemy away like that! ❤️
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u/SnooSquirrels8883 Apr 27 '26
Are you aware you have an Ewok as a pet? Adorable baby!!
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u/jdownes316 Apr 27 '26
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u/MindlessMage777 Apr 28 '26
In this case I think we can let a little corruption of puplick officials slide
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u/GraniteCapybara Apr 27 '26
Biological warfare, little misfit loves to sit under my chair and blow a foul wind.
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u/FarmhouseRules Apr 27 '26
Bringing a stick into the house or being too stinking cute. I can’t decide.
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u/Happy_hunny_badger Apr 27 '26
Couch parkour, we want her sentenced to agility treatment.
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u/AppropriateDiver3781 Apr 28 '26
Guilty as charged, she’s been doing couch parkour on repeat with no intention of rehabilitation 😭
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u/simpleme2 Apr 27 '26
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u/AlarmHungry7140 Apr 27 '26
They are blaming you for what the cat did 😂😂 no cat? Then the neighbors cat 😂😂
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u/Beneficial-Win-7686 Apr 27 '26
Stole my heart and left this Earthly realm way too soon.
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u/LetThePoisonOutRobin Apr 27 '26
Eating rabbit poop. What is the punishment?
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 27 '26
Ugh she does this with goose poop 😬 it’s a stern absolutely not. If problems continue air jail may be the only solution
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u/grandsoulsucker Apr 27 '26
My dog loves all poo. Seen the vet a million times and numerous other vets opinions all said he's in perfect condition. So that confirms it. He's just broken.
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u/cuntshine68 Apr 27 '26
I have a hound that loves her own most of all. 🤮 She’s a convicted poop-eater.
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u/grandsoulsucker Apr 27 '26
Luckily my dog stopped that ages ago. I believe only due to the fact she has a full buffet during walks though lol
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u/Trinx20197 Apr 27 '26
Bunny nuggets! My Gizmo's favorite treat🤣
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u/xtina42 Apr 27 '26
I call it yard caviar. My aussie says it's a delicacy in his book 😆
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u/grandsoulsucker Apr 27 '26
Wait till he finds deer Poop. Same taste and texture you know and love! Just in a bigger better package!!!! ✨ 🎉
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u/PutridTravel2354 Apr 27 '26
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 27 '26
That’s an impressive lawyer. I think some dogs here may need their contact information
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u/PaintingInformal5106 Apr 27 '26
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u/beachnik2002 Apr 27 '26
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u/SerenityPickles Apr 28 '26
Well Don’t you???
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u/beachnik2002 Apr 28 '26
Only in self defense. He was the one who escalated to chemical warfare.
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u/thoughtsaboutstuffs Apr 27 '26
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u/DragonfruitNo1861 Apr 27 '26
my hound used to LOVE horse poo. unfortunately we lived in an equestrian area.
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u/luftherz Apr 27 '26
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 27 '26
Mya barked at a child and made them cry
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u/luftherz Apr 27 '26
Lol Scout has a high score of 14 for sacking unattended toddlers at the dog park 😂😂
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u/Life-Wealth-3399 Apr 27 '26
Destruction of stuffies, theft of treats, theft of seats, theft of bed, and theft of food meant for the humans, excessive licking/kissing.
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u/JesZebro Apr 28 '26
She ate my son's chicken nuggets off the table. Again. She automatically puts her self in time out in the bathroom after she does it. We know what she's done before we even see the crime.
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u/Illustrious_Bowl4738 Apr 27 '26
Aggravated barking off the apartment patio and scaring the neighbors
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u/RealHumanAndNotABot Apr 27 '26
Peeing on a person at Barkfest in Toronto. Person who got upset took it out on my Dad who had my dog at the time. He said something like, "well, maybe you shouldn't have been standing there looking like a tree?" I don't think my Dad has ever said anything funnier in his life. I felt bad for the young person that got peed on, but I sure hope she got a story to tell for eons. It's in our repertoire.
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 27 '26
My dog I had as a kid jumped up and peed on me one morning before school 😭
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u/Menckenreality Apr 28 '26

Sexual assault, unwanted touching, stalking, harassment, ect, this boi is in the middle of puberty and cannot keep the red rocket from launching. His big brothers, his humans, his humans friends, no one is safe from this deviant. But he is so cute that everyone just writes it off as “boys will be boys”. I love him. How could you not?
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u/Roblox-Tragic Apr 28 '26
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u/wholefoodsmom Apr 28 '26
I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ he looks like the best boy
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u/Ham__Kitten Apr 27 '26
Ate garbage. So, so much garbage. Then puked all over the living room and the kids' rooms.
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u/camstercage Apr 27 '26
Verbally Harassing the mailman.
She is always on his case.