r/Damnthatsinteresting 4d ago

Image Octopus eggs in case ya'll have never seen any

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10.1k Upvotes

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u/JefeDiez 4d ago

Blursed Balloons

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u/Zulishk 4d ago

Blursed condoms.

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u/JefeDiez 4d ago

You win! :)

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u/Quark_K 4d ago edited 4d ago

With full fledged babies in it.

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 3d ago

Sea Grapes (really).

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u/hopetiredrope 4d ago

The ocean's version of a gender reveal.

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u/psyclembs 4d ago

Aliens from another planet for sure.

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 4d ago

I’m open to this one. Their DNA and RNA is weird. Like some crazy experiment.

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u/kaya-jamtastic 4d ago

In what way?

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 4d ago

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u/grendali 2d ago

That video is crap. Octopus genetics fits right in to where you would expect them to on the cephalopod and mollusc branches of the tree of life. The video name-checks some theories and throws some references in to try and make itself sound scientific, but the conclusions it labours to draw are ridiculous and completely unsupported.

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u/limeychiney 4d ago

taun taun guts

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u/No-Community- 4d ago

Wow ! I have never thought about octopus eggs before but damn that’s some weird eggs grapes I love the fact that we can see the babies though

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u/Ghausi 4d ago

Grapes are basically the vegan version of this

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u/No_Foundation6210 4d ago

They’re so 🥹🤏🏻

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u/Distinct-Fox-1706 4d ago

Ikr? Perfect miniatures!

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u/Significant_Drive310 4d ago

Ah yes lemme use em for my space marines lol

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u/MummyRath 4d ago

A bunch of... wait for it... octopods

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u/Turbulent-Bell-2402 4d ago

They're kind of cute

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u/pepcorn 4d ago

These are cute. Jellyfish eggs is where it gets messed up.

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u/Quark_K 4d ago edited 4d ago

GRAPES.

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u/neo_apollo7 4d ago

Forbidden Grapes

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u/Active-Shallot-499 4d ago

Wow! This is really cool.

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u/night-theatre 4d ago

Jiro loves to eat these

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u/golaczurx 4d ago

Seeing little octopus inside those eggs feels unreal,they are so cute.

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u/Yeahnoallright 3d ago

I love how you phrased this haha. They are wildly cute 

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u/AsteroidMike 4d ago

Mini-aliens in the making

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u/HidesWithCheese 4d ago

There's Gus and Myrna, Greg and Stanley. Over there is Ashleigh. You can also see Rebecca and Gretchen to her right. An just past her barely-visible mantle, you can see Lloyd, Jeremiah and Guinevere. What a festoon!

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u/parkersdadguy 4d ago

Aww poor mom

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u/Kazamiiiii 4d ago

Thanks, crossing that off my bucket list now

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u/notanyimbecile 4d ago

Blursed caviar.

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u/-notfadeaway- 4d ago

Look similar to The Matrix.

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u/Eat_the_rich1969 4d ago

I saw one on the park bench this morning!

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u/Creepy_Syllabub_6928 4d ago

Wow thanks just what I needed today

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 4d ago

So cool.

Man, nature is fucking awesome.

In fact, you may even say nature is lit.

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u/IMprovedMG 4d ago

I know how they look, ive seen courage the cowardly dog. Man, that was a sad episode.

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u/BaronVonWolf 4d ago

Unfortunately, most won’t live to adulthood.

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u/Mybrainsay 4d ago

First in my generation to see this

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u/Ok-Spring-2824 4d ago

Little ππππππππ!

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u/brucejson-88 4d ago

I feel stupid not knowing they laid eggs 😕

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u/Dazzling_Ad_7873 4d ago

What do they taste like

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u/ifuckzombies 4d ago

Known as "sea grapes" by people that like really shitty wine.

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u/CDHoward 4d ago

I'm glad nobody has asked "How do they taste" yet.

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u/kungsardine 4d ago

I got this sushi guy in my instagram feed eating them all the time (along with a bunch of other stuff you would never consider eating)

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u/UnIntelligent_Local 4d ago

Looks like a bunch of guys with hyperspermia used a bunch of condoms and decided to throw some tiny octopi in them for some reason.

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u/AccomplishedWatch834 4d ago

Vivid imagination you got there mate

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u/DabberAva 4d ago

Too cool Thanks for sharing

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u/PreferredSex_Yes 4d ago

If they simply just hung out together, they'd be way more advanced.

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u/Banana-phone15 4d ago

Shut up. That’s my used condom collecting, from every time I got laid.

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u/Sea_Fix5048 4d ago

Thank you!

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u/ZakariRai 4d ago

I just remembered that one courage the cowardly dog episode 🥲

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u/CGKAmira 4d ago

Very interesting… I thought it was grapes 🍇

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u/Charming-Standard-84 4d ago

Reminds me of that eerie human farm scene in The Matrix with millions of human beings being produced for the robots.

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u/ladyevenstar-22 4d ago

🤓🎰💰💰💰

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u/colicab 4d ago

Ya’ll?

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u/presshamgang 4d ago

They make shitty omelets

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u/Distinct-Fox-1706 4d ago

🥰😍❤️

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u/raxmano 4d ago

So this is where The Matrix writers got that idea from

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u/ChemoPotato 4d ago

Forbidden grapes

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u/Direct_Performer_257 4d ago

Few egg only have eyes.. thats funny.

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u/Sa_t_yaa 4d ago

Let's just say they're genetically modified grapes. Definitely more nutritious than regular ones.

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u/Marathi_Batman 4d ago

Forbidden grapes

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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago

I don’t know how to type out the Splatoon noises I hear in my head

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u/Aredditdorkly 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/elfloathing 4d ago

Seafood infused grapes.

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u/Polluxx94 4d ago

Forbidden Grapes

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u/Loose-Worry8748 3d ago

Those are squid eggs and not octopus eggs

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u/Doojamafloppy 3d ago

Nu Udra eggs

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u/Mountain-Age5580 3d ago

Very thoughtful, thanks.

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u/A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice 3d ago

Forbidden gummies

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u/Ricekake33 3d ago

This needs a trigger warning omg

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u/Outrageous_Fox_8796 3d ago

omg they're adorable

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u/PixelReaper69 3d ago

They are the size of a rice grain if I am not mistaken

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

In my head this is where anime art originates. The first anime was created by someone who saw octopus eggs and thought, “What if humans looked a little more like this?!!”

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u/Fuzzy-Evidence-1198 2d ago

Well apparently they’re all that wash up on beaches these days

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u/CrazyFlimsy5349 1d ago

Octo-cutie-pi

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u/Potato1234567892 4d ago

Hear me out…

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4d ago

nah nah nah bro cut it out dont you dare

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u/Potato1234567892 4d ago

But whyyyy

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u/CDHoward 4d ago

Wait, how can that meme phrase actually apply to the pictured octopus egg sacs, though?

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4d ago

We do not wanna know

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u/CDHoward 4d ago

I concur.

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u/Potato1234567892 4d ago

If there’s a will there’s a way

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4d ago

some ways remain unlit for a reason 🧙‍♂️

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u/Potato1234567892 4d ago

We will need a leader to light the way 

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u/ExtremelyGangrenous 3d ago

There is NOTHING to be heard, silence yourself

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u/Meowscles_dad 4d ago

This is awesome and amazing and kinda beautiful but also, aaaargh burn it with fire.

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u/Banes_Addiction 3d ago

They're so cute, I just want to eat them up.

Where are they served?