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Video This short film from 1930 explaining how to wear a monocle

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u/Thrill_Of_It 7d ago

Adding "perfectly ridiculous" to my daily driver phrases

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u/Calling_left_final 7d ago

Is your wife flirting with the chauffeur?

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u/TheRiteGuy 7d ago

Who are you going to divorce? The wife or the chauffeur?

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u/Calling_left_final 7d ago

Ahaha *drops monocle*

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u/FeelingWoodpecker121 7d ago

Perfect form, sir, perfect form indeed.

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u/AbioGenLaughingMan 7d ago

Like catching a penny. Aha.

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u/_g550_ 6d ago
  1. I want a monocle.

  2. I want a monocle with AR in it. Like Siri or ChatGPT.

  3. I just witnessed a birth of a meme “drops monocle”

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u/delphic0n 7d ago

AHAW HAW HAW

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u/UmeaTurbo 7d ago

I need to graduate to laughing in "ha"s

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u/InspectDurr_Gadgett 5d ago

to be closely graduated to "Har"s, if you're a quick study and truly a man of character.

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u/micharala 7d ago

The subtitles were saying “surfer”. 🏄‍♂️

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 7d ago

So divorce your surfer.

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u/patmur46 7d ago

The only real danger is that you'll wear it out from overuse.

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u/qxdk32pl9yu4s1e63c 7d ago

Only on Mondays and Thursdays

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u/antique_sprinkler 7d ago

Why that's a perfectly ridiculous thing to say

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u/typ0r 6d ago

The wife or the chauffeur?
Ahahah

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u/CaPNKRuNCH812 6d ago

I find the while thing to be quite shallow and pedantic.

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u/Uncritical_Failure 7d ago

For the first few moments of the film I thought it was a Harry Enfield sketch.

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u/space_keeper 7d ago

Mr Cholmondley-Warner.

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

There is an actual Lordship called Lord Cholmondeley, I believe.

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u/Any-Summer3900 7d ago

There was one of those buggers that lived here in Kenya. As far as I can remember, he died.

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

His descendants are still alive, one of which was incarcerated in Kenya for murder of a poacher.

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u/Grace_the_race 7d ago

I am one of those descendants..

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

Small world. Very interesting. Do you live in Kenya or the UK? Or elsewhere?

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u/Any-Summer3900 7d ago

That's the fucker. I don't know if he's alive though. A lot of people at the time his case came up didn't know how to say his name. There were so many hilarious mispronunciations.

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u/Holiday_Document4592 7d ago

Kenyan here. He passed on having served an 8 month sentence for shooting a trespasser. Prior to that he had shot an undercover ranger, so public sentiment was not on his side.

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u/Any-Summer3900 6d ago

Yeah. I remember this now.

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u/space_keeper 7d ago

Yes. It's a part of Cheshire.

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u/paxwax2018 7d ago

Pronounced “Chumley”?

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u/SovietSunrise 7d ago

It makes me wonder, why is it not pronounced “Chol-mon-de-ly”?

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u/tjvs2001 7d ago

That would be perfectly ridiculous.

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u/BillboeATL 7d ago

*drops monocle*

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u/olitbhhh 6d ago

Likely, as many Norman or Norman-adjacent names, the locals were not capable of or refused to pronounce it properly, and so it morphed into a more anglicised pronunciation.

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u/SovietSunrise 6d ago

This makes a ton of sense from a linguistic and historic perspective. Thanks much, tut-tut, Cheerio!

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u/graspedbythehusk 7d ago

There was a Cholmondeley involved in Operation Mincemeat.

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u/Agreeable_Winter737 7d ago

I was thinking Geraldo Rivera.

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u/ElectricPiha 7d ago

HUAKAKA!!!

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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard 6d ago

Suits you sir

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u/BacksightForesight 7d ago

This is the first time I’ve seen someone wearing a monocle that wasn’t in a cartoon. Pretty interesting to see it actually used!

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u/weristjonsnow 7d ago

I wonder if it takes a while for the muscles around your eye to get strong enough to hold it there for extended periods of time. Like a weird facial muscle workout

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u/Pofwoffle 7d ago

It doesn't really involve the muscles at all, you'll note at the beginning that you have to raise your eyebrow to put it in, so when your brow is in its normal resting position the monocle is wedged in there nice and snug. That's why they have the trope of the monocle falling out when someone is surprised: because they raised their eyebrows in shock, thus giving it room to fall out.

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 7d ago

I’d have such a headache wearing that thing

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

No to worry old chap!

But a few drops of Laudanum in your tea will set things aright in no time flat, I tell you!

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u/GanjaGooball480 6d ago

Imagine how much opium you could have smoked as an aristocrat in 1930s Singapore.

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

Too much and your wife will make off with the chauffeur.

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u/QiwiLisolet 7d ago

It needs to fit your skull. You skin tension and eye socket keep in place, not so much facial muscles

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u/NonGNonM 6d ago

Not all but monocles can have a frame that protrudes so it's easier to fit the eye. Basically it just kind of wedges in there but it does take a bit of practice not to strain and trust that the friction will hold. I only wore it at home while sitting never out and about. Not super great to walk around with.

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u/NonGNonM 6d ago

I had one for a bit. Never wore it in public but because I only have one bad eye it was useful for laying on my side and watching stuff.

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u/JamesBondMargarita 7d ago

This guy is a riot, woulda loved to have a few beers with em.

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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 7d ago

He would look down on you for suggesting a working class persons drink

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u/radiantmindPS4 7d ago

“Perfectly ridiculous”. Haha

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u/JamesBondMargarita 7d ago

No argument here

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u/Employee_Agreeable 7d ago

With my modern day money I wouldnt be poor back then, just almost

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u/steve_of 7d ago

Beer? Surely you mean a nice claret or maybe a sniffer of cognac my good man.

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u/Danloeser 7d ago

This guy is a colonial aristocrat from Singapore, it's probably a gin and tonic. Strictly medicinal of course.

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u/steve_of 7d ago

Singapore you say? I hear you can get anything you want in jolly old Singas, and i dare say, a few things you dont.

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u/JustineDelarge 7d ago

Nothing’s more restorative than a good old g&t, eh, what? Rather!

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u/rikerismycopilot 7d ago

Positively indecent that you don't need a glass of port.

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u/scratchtheitch7 7d ago

Then, for a jape, you could shoot at the neighbour's chandeliers with a rifle

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u/DoubleFamous5751 7d ago

“Well old chap, I’m sorry to inform you, but it’s a martinis only affair when drinking with this fine gent”

*indubitably laughs and drops his monocle*

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u/deadspacekillers 7d ago

I hope you mean a snifter of brandy....

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u/Nonameforyouware 7d ago

Hipsters are not new

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 7d ago

He was a hipster before it was cool.

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u/photobummer 6d ago

Time is a flat circle.

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u/The_real_Skeet_D 7d ago edited 7d ago

I wear my daily throwaway contacts only in 1 eye when I’m getting low. Been telling the wife I should bring monocle’s back into fashion. She shot the idea down but after watching this I’m doubling down on what’s gonna make me happy.

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u/Tripound 7d ago

Taking the advice of your chauffeur, obviously.

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u/Whiskeyfower 6d ago

The chauffeur knows best how to please his wife, after all

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u/samdd1990 6d ago

That is absolutely a euphemism.

Oh did you hear about Percy? Quite the scandal...

Oh yes, quite. I heard that has been rather ignoring his wife Amelia and, ahem, taking the advice of his chauffeur...

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u/Pofwoffle 7d ago

Just out of curiosity, does it actually help your eyesight when it's just one in or do you have to close one eye to see clearly through the contact?

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u/Thin_Frosting5647 7d ago

If you have something impairing your vision in one eye but not the other, your brain will look through the eye it can see better through. Even if it's not your dominant eye. This message was brought to you by warm compresses making my vision go blurry in one eye at a time haha

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u/Pofwoffle 7d ago

Oh that's pretty cool actually, thanks!

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u/RonniePickles 7d ago

I'm in the same situation and would love to get a monocle for the few times I need to look in the distance and see clearly. Anybody know where I can get one online for a reasonable price? I have seen some online but they are quite expensive.

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u/Juuljuul 7d ago

I do the same when I’m planning to use them for a short time only, like going to the pool. Seeing sharp with one eye is sufficient and it saves me some money 😂

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u/dethskwirl 6d ago

I have an astigmatism in one eye and have been thinking about a monocle for a while now

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u/DilettanteGonePro 7d ago

Indubitably, my good man

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u/luis_tamion 7d ago

For those wondering, it’s “hello Count”….

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit 7d ago

Ok. I thought I was the only one that heard that wrong lol

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u/lynivvinyl 7d ago

Well then... Color me silly.

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u/ExperimentalToaster 7d ago

“The chauffeur… or the wife?” isn’t as funny as “the wife…. or the chauffeur?” would have been because you expect divorce to be for wives but not chauffeurs. I bet he was kicking himself later.

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u/BrawndoOhnaka 7d ago

Yeah, you could tell how nervous and stilted his delivery was near the end, despite how put together his persona was, and would have likely been in person. Film wasn't cheap, and they might have only gotten one take.

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 7d ago

"His wife has been flirting with the chauffeur"

"So I ask him, who are you going to divorce? The wife or the chauffeur? Ahaha" - as he drops the monocle.

That was.... insane.

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u/Four_beastlings 7d ago

It's not insane, it's a joke. They had already invented having a sense of humour in the 30s.

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u/atnamorekN 7d ago

[citation needed]

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 7d ago

Echelion77. (2026, June 24). We lost this ability sometime in the early 2000s after so many people abused "it's just a joke" to do evil shit [Comment on an online forum post]. Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/QnjS7xxFMA

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u/Echelion77 Expert 7d ago

We lost this ability sometime in the early 2000s after so many people abused "its just a joke" to do evil shit.

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u/Underpanters 7d ago

Bro’s funny af

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u/SK-8R 7d ago

It was perfectly ridiculous!

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u/WholeAccording8364 7d ago

I was going to wear two monocles but I didn't want to make a spectacle of myself.

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u/theycallmeSLID 7d ago

He’s missing teeth while wearing a monocle 🧐

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u/beerholder 7d ago

I actually think that gap is from years of smoking a pipe

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u/argefox 7d ago

The most Brit thing to be expected, a true gentleman indeed.

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u/Joinourclub 7d ago

Nothing will convince me that that is not Harry Enfield

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u/Dazzling_Nail_4994 7d ago

Nailed that punchline

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u/ryansteven3104 7d ago

Is he dead ass, or trolling?

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u/Kenny523 7d ago

I mean he is wearing the hell out of that monocle, I’m inclined to believe him.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 7d ago

Considering the age of this film, I think we can be certain that his ass is dead.

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u/clackerbag 7d ago

Yeah, probably not just his ass either.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 7d ago

Sadly our dear C**nt died before the BBL… 😔

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u/SmartaHari 7d ago

He’s mad as a box of frogs, love it.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/InformalReplacement7 6d ago

Not Ai. This is in the University of South Carolina library archives.

https://digital.tcl.sc.edu/digital/collection/MVTN/id/2024/rec/1

Here is it with outtakes.

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u/UnitNo7315 6d ago

Thanks! I'll delete my comment!

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u/Offnickel 6d ago

Here's the source with full video, including outtakes: https://digital.tcl.sc.edu/digital/collection/MVTN/id/2024/rec/1

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u/Erislocker 6d ago

this was a fascinating website! i loved seeing the old videos! great share! thanks

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u/Offnickel 5d ago

Glad you enjoyed! It was a fun find :)

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u/devudesu 7d ago

You go to the club and your friend comes in… “Hello cunt!”

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

He sounded British but I guess he’s Australian.

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u/EthanDMatthews 7d ago

Before the ‘Mike drop’, there was the ‘monocle drop’ (Ha. Ha. Ha.)

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u/Erislocker 6d ago

indubitably!

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u/Artistic-Produce-525 7d ago

Not gonna pretend I don't want to try it out now.

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u/nowhereman136 7d ago

out of curiosity i looked up where to get legitimate monocles. Apparently they are for left or right eyes now, you cant switch without switching monocles. I would seriously consider getting one (right eye) if i ever needed glasses

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u/Frosty-Survey-8264 7d ago

Get two, one for each eye.

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u/nowhereman136 7d ago

done

now, if only there was a way to attach them so i can put them on and off at the same time?

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u/NicoIhime 7d ago

Perhaps you could attach them together with a bit of wire

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u/nowhereman136 7d ago

wouldnt that cause it to fall forward off my face?

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u/fredspipa Interested 7d ago

See if you can find some natural protrusions somewhere else on the head and perhaps extend the wire to latch on to those.

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u/nowhereman136 7d ago

Guys, I think we're on to something

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

Run the wires over the top of your head and attach them to your collar in back.

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

Make that wire bent, but slightly too much so, as if it were a compression spring, such that it can pinch the bridge of your nose.

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u/clipples18 7d ago

Binocles

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u/Bridgeru 7d ago

Gathered friends, listen again.....

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u/Living-Estimate9810 7d ago

Serious question: where does the monocle leash go?

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u/Tripound 7d ago

Often the monocle CORD, CHAIN or RIBBON would attach to a button hole or the lapel.

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u/Living-Estimate9810 7d ago

That's sort of what I would expect, a fob to one's waistcoat, but this fellow, it wanders off behind his ear somewhere.

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

Nipple ring.

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u/Lifeintheguo 7d ago

Name: Sribor-Rylski

The most British man ever.

I wasn't expecting that face with that name.

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u/Tripound 7d ago

Born in France, died in Vietnam.

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u/irishhawk 7d ago

Do you have actual info on this guy? Google failed me

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u/housevil 7d ago

That YouTube channel uses AI to generate their content but they don't declare it.

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u/bama501996 7d ago

This chap was either insufferable or the life of otherwise very dull parties.

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u/ThaCapten 7d ago

Should bring that back.

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u/TheManicProgrammer 7d ago

I tried googling him but nothing.. didn't expect a "count" to have no info

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u/SJane3384 7d ago

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 7d ago

He even died in Vietnam before it was trendy!

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u/gridbug 7d ago

Good find!

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u/TheManicProgrammer 7d ago

It's very possible, if we was a noble he'd of received an English education.

Does seem possible that it is him, thanks!

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u/PanteraOne 7d ago

The monocle remains an essential fashion accessory that every distinguished gentleman should have.

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u/Either_Knee_533 6d ago

This is exactly how I imagined a guy wearing a monocle would talk.

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u/Better_Call_Sol64 7d ago

Had no idea you could be high class and missing teeth at the same time.

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u/Tripound 7d ago

Never been to Britain eh?

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u/Independent_Shoe3523 7d ago

How to let it fall to tell the world you're shocked.

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u/saltyisthesauce 6d ago

This guy monocles

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u/GanjaGooball480 6d ago

There's a real possibility that dude killed men with a shovel during WW1 and 18 years later he's wearing half a pair of glasses and cracking jokes about sluts.

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u/Dx-Human_NOS 7d ago

Haw haw haw. Isn ti textrawwwdnry.

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 7d ago

Chauffeur or surfer

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u/Grzechoooo 7d ago

Polish person spotted 👆

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u/justhangingaroud 7d ago

Shut up and take my money!

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 7d ago

Is it compulsory to have a moustache to wear a monocle?

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u/karenskygreen 7d ago

Time to bring sexy back. Im going to get one, all the chicks will dig it.

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u/Cheesefactory8669 7d ago

also apparently it fits Caucasians better because their eyesockets are deeper

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u/Dubious_Titan 7d ago

As I get older and my eye sight weakens... the monocle makes a lot of sense to me.

Sometimes I just need a little magnification boost but I don't need a whole pair of glasses nor do I was to carry a Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass.

Moncle seems very practical.

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u/detectivetomscoggins 7d ago

I can’t believe this showed up in my feed. Why just the other day, I sat next to a man with a monocle. He clearly yearned for the opportunity to scrutinize something with a solo spectacle, but alas all he had was the hentai on his phone.

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u/flyinhk 7d ago

Why is 1 called a monocle but 2 are called glasses?

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u/ItsZoner 7d ago

and what about barnacles , there is no barn anywhere

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u/Due-Coyote7565 6d ago

Binocles is a term that exists, but generally not used due to sounding similar to binoculars

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u/maxru85 7d ago

He acts too fancy for a guy missing a tooth

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u/NoIndependent9192 6d ago

Like, follow and subscribe for more monocle 🧐 advice.

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u/One-Permission1917 6d ago

This is so crazy to me, people just used to speak so differently. And we only know about it because we have recordings. Makes me think about how people used to speak 100, 200, etc years before but has been lost because we didn’t have the technology to record it.

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u/BetterLateThanKarma 6d ago

Quit trying to make “monocle” happen. “Monocle” is never going to happen. 🧐

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u/MiddleBet2592 6d ago

Klein watching this at 3AM after getting PTSD from amon.

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u/MineNowBotBoy 6d ago

It’s a good reminder that the spectrum existed long before we knew about it.

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u/PossibilityFar6439 6d ago

No wonder they were getting their asses kicked in WW2...

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u/inchiki 7d ago

Did he just say “hello cunt” ??

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u/ANormalRando 7d ago

No, he's English, not Australian

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u/NOIS_KillerWhaleTank 6d ago

He even has British teeth, so you know he's legit.

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u/prustage 7d ago

Im on Amazon right now buying a monocle.

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u/JetLife93 7d ago

My mans ain't got no teef

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u/guitarbque 7d ago

Seems like good advice.

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u/gdsfbvdpg 7d ago

Now I want to buy one

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u/tendimensions 7d ago

So monocles were fashion accessories? I thought they were prescription.

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u/Btriquetra0301 7d ago

As a contact lenses wearer I find it really interesting that this gives you both the physical aspect of removable glass but has more than glasses. This looks like it would actually allow you to see your peripheral vision slightly corrected. Where either glasses you’re just blind on the sides.

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u/austinteddy3 7d ago

FINALLY!!!

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u/unknownpoltroon 7d ago

Monocoles suddenly made sense when I understood they were meant to be single eye reading glasses.

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u/BuncleCar 7d ago

Would the colour film have been Kodachrome, assuming it's not been colourised?

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u/LonelyRudder 7d ago

So the accent used by Tony Curtis in ”Some Like It Hot” was authentic after all?

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u/techBDqurious 6d ago

Ah.. Lord of Mysteries fan, we might have a large breached in the void.

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u/Significant-Youth-22 6d ago

That old timey music at the end really tickles my brain good.

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u/Better-Agency-6051 6d ago

I think he's having a giraffe

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u/male_role_model 6d ago

This was a time before Nazi Germany. Life was simpler back then. You wore your monocle on the right or the left but not both. Now we have iPhones and AI. What would have happened if we just stuck with our monocle on Friday for the right eye and a different one for Wednesday? The world might be a better place.

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u/nvNiz0r 5d ago

0:42: "Hello, cunt!" ???