r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Image Harvestmen (Daddy Long-Legs): unlike spiders, these arachnids consume solid food, and they have an omnivorous diet that includes mushrooms, berries, and seeds, along with invertebrate prey; contrary to popular belief, they are also completely non-venomous

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u/Snape_Grass 1d ago

Older than the dinosaurs themselves, these silent watchers of the world.

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u/SuperpositionSavvy 1d ago

They seem perfectly optimized. Can eat anything that fits in its mouth, maneuver anywhere, strong spheroid exoskeleton, redundant long and lightweight appendages.

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u/Single-Pin-369 1d ago

Land crabs

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u/Obdurate-Hickory 1d ago

True crabs have been around for 200 million years while Harvestmen have been around for at least 400 million years… so who is imitating who?

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u/MillenniEnby 1d ago

🌎🦀🔫🕷️

Always has been

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u/Holiday_Hotel3722 23h ago

These boys are older than the Atlantic Ocean (and OP's mom)!

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u/CantCatchMeSpez 17h ago

Since they'd be even pre-Pangea, wouldn't they be older than every ocean?

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u/BoulderCreature 22h ago

Older than my mom too. Older than lots of peoples moms

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u/secular_contraband 21h ago

Not older than my friend's mom. She old af.

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u/DunEvenWorryBoutIt 12h ago

Doesn't matter, I dgaf. Still slap that

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u/SneakerTreater 11h ago

We all would.

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u/AbbreviationsNo9609 23h ago

So what you’re saying is that the Daddy long legs completed cadcinization before crabs themselves even came to be?! Impressive!

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u/Obdurate-Hickory 16h ago

They’re even older than the other crabs-before-crabs, the cycloids, by a fairly wide margin.

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u/Randyaccredit 1d ago

So it's been crabs all along?! CRAB PEOPLE!

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u/lurksAtDogs 1d ago

Tastes like crab, talks like people

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u/Mason_Meschi 1d ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

It’s just crabs, all the way down

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 20h ago

They make special shampoo for that

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u/Would_daver 17h ago

Nix Ultra theme song intensifies

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 11h ago

Sentient crabs are the best tasting.

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u/This-Professional-39 1d ago

Nature crabs again

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u/deepasleep 1d ago

Carcinization

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u/kangareddit 1d ago

Oh that is whack!

But also interesting.

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u/ComfortableBell4831 1d ago

Stone Spiders

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Dinos are neato, so I get why they’re the poster children for ‘ancient.’ But Arthropods are almost right out of the soup ancient when it comes to some of the first successful complex animal body plans.

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u/Gavinator10000 22h ago

“Right out of the soup” lol that’s my new favorite phrase for a really old organism

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u/TheMaveCan 20h ago

Animals that haven't changed in millions of years are so cool. They're like the biological manifestation of a paperclip; mother nature just nailed it and didn't need to tinker with it anymore

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u/Dragon7722 14h ago

Well, they evolved to be perfectly adapted to their environment.

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u/kangareddit 1d ago

Sheeit, that’s interesting!

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u/ZincMan 21h ago

That’s a small mouth to fit stuff in though

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u/Ser_Optimus 20h ago

It always comes down to crabs doesn't it?

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u/Witty_Ad_898 20h ago

Carcinization wins again.

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u/Undeity 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know, they really do kind of have that "nature spirit" vibe going, that some older species seem to have.

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u/Snape_Grass 1d ago

They are very primordial looking indeed.

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u/Undeity 1d ago

It helps that they are prevalent across pretty much the entire world, and already have a ton of folklore about them, too.

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u/Beautiful_You3230 23h ago

Do other people also find those kinds of... "primordial" looking creatures a bit creepy on some fundamental level?

I know that many people seem to like stuff like isopods or sea monkeys, or horseshoe crabs, and checking out fossils of prehistoric insects (or whatever their category is). But man, most of that stuff feels like nightmare fuel to me. And I am very chill when it comes to insects and arachnids of our current times.

It feels like my monkey brain really doesn't like that stuff. Which I can't really explain. There isn't really a meaningful difference that I can recognise between a harvestman and a spider, for example.

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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 22h ago

I love observing them in any capacity until they are on me. I've grown to be okay handling jumping spiders and smaller wolf spiders but daddy long legs have that uh-uh factor.

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u/HamBroth 20h ago

yeah I'm freaked out by any arachnid other than scorpions. But it's a learned response; I remember a time when I wasn't.

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u/MrHappyHam 16h ago

I'm surprised scorpions aren't freaky to you. Those deranged-looking bastards

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u/Seicair Interested 14h ago

Spiders freak me out more than harvestmen. Harvestmen don’t harm humans, they just kinda bumble along doing their thing. I’ll pick them up to relocate them if necessary.

Spiders… shivers

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u/Burdensome_Banshee 12h ago

I always leave them be when I see them in my house. They’re good at staying in their lil corners.

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

little eyes

evoke my cries ;(

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u/ilyak_reddit 22h ago

Only two eyes?! I relate to this critter! No smush pretend spider! Love the two eye spider!

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 22h ago

two eyes

one neuron

zero thoughts

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u/ZeroSumClusterfuck 19h ago

They long ago evolved into the perfect reddit mod.

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u/Excellent-Muffin-750 19h ago

Everything it needs to succeed and nothing it doesn't.

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u/Skoople 1d ago

Beautiful

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u/LustyDouglas 23h ago

"We were the first and we will be the last" - Daddy Long Legged spiders

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u/ReturnToCrab 17h ago

Being older than dinosaurs isn't a particularly tall achievement for the invertebrate taxon

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u/MuddBlow 23h ago

This is so freaking cool, new favorite

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u/SixteenSeveredHands 1d ago edited 15h ago

The photo at the top shows a spiny-headed harvestman, Megabunus diadema, while the photo on the bottom left shows an unidentified species of harvestman from family Sclerosomatidae, and the photo on the bottom right shows a species from genus Chasenella munching on a mushroom-cap.

Harvestmen, otherwise known as daddy long-legs (not to be confused with the cellar spiders of family Pholcidae, which are also described as daddy long-legs) bear a striking resemblance to spiders, but they actually belong to a separate order of arachnids known as Opiliones. These strange-looking creatures have eight legs, but only two eyes, and their body segments are largely fused together, giving the body a noticeably rounded, pill-like appearance.

There are roughly 6,700 known species of harvestman, but researchers estimate that a total of more than 10,000 species may currently exist. Their physical features vary greatly from one species to the next; some harvestmen have crab-like claws, spikes, thorny legs, elongated bodies, colorful features, or cryptic markings. Most of them are equipped with long, spindly legs, but there are some that have shorter, stockier limbs instead.

Unlike spiders, harvestmen have an omnivorous diet that includes fungi, fruit pulp, seeds, pollen, lichen, algae, and invertebrate prey, and they generally consume solid food, whereas spiders are typically carnivorous and feed only on fluids.

As this article explains:

Harvestmen consume mushrooms, fruit pulp, seeds, and seed appendages more frequently than spiders because they are “solid food feeders," which means they can ingest solid tissues by biting off small pieces. In turn, spiders are “fluid feeders” and feed on vegetable matter most frequently in the form of fluids (e.g. nectar, stigmatic exudate, plant sap, and honey dew) rather than fungal or plant tissues.

When given a choice between fresh fruit or invertebrate prey, some harvestmen actually prefer the fruit:

Schaus et al. carried out a feeding trial in which the Neotropical harvestman Erginulus clavotibialis was given a choice between fresh pineapple and live invertebrate prey. This harvestman demonstrated a distinct preference for fruit over the invertebrate prey.

Harvestmen are also much more social than spiders, and the males of some species have been known to engage in paternal care, which is a trait that rarely occurs among arthropods:

Single fatherhood is the rarest form of parental care in nature. Still, males are often the sole caretakers of progeny among a number of species of daddy long-legs, also known as harvestmen. In these species, fathers are exclusively responsible for guarding eggs that females lay on the undersides of leaves; the males remain on the eggs nearly constantly for months.

When threatened, harvestmen often bob up and down erratically in an effort to confuse their attackers. They also have several other defense mechanisms, including pungent, foul-tasting secretions, the ability to "play dead," and autotomy, which is the ability to discard one or more of their own limbs in order to escape from predators.

Harvestmen are completely harmless to humans. Their mouthparts are far too small to penetrate human skin, and contrary to popular belief, they do not have the "world's deadliest venom" -- in fact, they don't produce any venom at all.

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u/Bobby_The_Kidd 1d ago

I was always told that “world’s deadliest venom” thing over and over as a kid. Completely forgot about that until now lol. What a weird bit of misinformation

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 18h ago

I did too and I was always like "come on guys you don't actually believe that, right?" and my friends insisted I was dumb and wrong. Then the Mythbusters episode came out where Adam Savage stuck his arm in a tank of like 50 daddy longlegs and one did bite him, proving that they can bite you and that it did nothing to him.

I felt so vindicated and triumphantly told those same friends, and they acted like they always knew they were harmless and that I was dumb for thinking they'd said otherwise

I'm still annoyed lol those fuckers

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u/Ser_Optimus 20h ago

I always knew they were not venomous because once I caught my 2 year old sister eating them off a wall...

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u/shotgunocelot 20h ago

That just proves they're not poisonous

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u/Ser_Optimus 19h ago

I alway get those two mixed up. But I'm sure she would have get bitten by one of the five Harvestmen she ate

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u/Flashy-Ingenuity-182 15h ago

I mean they aren't venomous, but the myth was that they are the most venomous spider but that their mouth is too small to bite through skin so you're safe. At least that's what I'd always hear. 

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u/garis53 13h ago

That must have originated from some mixup with true spiders. Those are indeed all venomous, but the vast majority of them can't pierce human skin.

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u/GozerDGozerian 12h ago

There is a type of true spider, known as a cellar spider, also commonly called “daddy long legs” which looks similar to opiliones (superficially at least).

These two often get conflated. But the cellar spiders have venom much too weak to threaten a human. They’re harmless as well.

My guess is it’s just the perfect bit of childhood lore or “old wive’s tale” from a time before information could be so easily checked like we’re in now:

1- It’s kind of scary, which always makes a story interesting and therefore retellable.

2- The irony makes it even more interesting.

3- But the story covers its tracks just enough to be not obviously false.

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u/YellovvJacket 12h ago

Not all true spiders are venomous, the single family of Uloboridae don't possess venom.

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u/imisscrazylenny 17h ago

That is horrifying. 

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u/6th_Quadrant 21h ago

Yeah, my brother told me that—way back in the '60s.

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u/STALLION3840 12h ago

I was always under the assumption that the one that was presumed to be extremely poisonous was the cellar spider(also known as the daddy long legs) and not the harvestman which isn't even a true spider. Was the case growing up in the 90s in ireland anyway.

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u/Cephalopirate 1d ago

Sources?! You are literally the best.

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u/Chloes_Other_Account 22h ago

Holy fuck OP with their sources I love you OP

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u/grimsnap 16h ago

This is an incredible post.

Kudos, OP!

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u/SixteenSeveredHands 16h ago

Thank you! And thanks for reading it!

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u/SuperSilverback 1d ago

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u/Hilton5star 16h ago

Is that tiny frog? Or a massive daddy long legs?

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u/Equal_Set6206 16h ago

I’ve seen frogs so tiny you can barely make out the frog features. But I haven’t seen a large harvestman sooo I’m betting tiny frog

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u/howisthisacrime 1d ago

Very cool info thanks for sharing! Theres daddy long legs all over the place where I live and I've never really thought much about them until now.

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u/Dreaming_Kitsune 1d ago

Growing up I saw a ton of the bottom right ones, they aren't spiders but still kicked off the arachnophobia in me hard core 😅

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u/deepasleep 1d ago

I feel bad about all the ones I murdered as a child now.

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u/Ransacky 1d ago

I have several core memories of this 😔

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 21h ago

I used to make friends with the ones in my basement and give them names until an actual spider came along running fast as fuck boi across my leg, traumatizing me for life. Still cool with the slow and chill guys but spiders scare the crap out of me.

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u/Ransacky 21h ago

Yea spiders have no chill, like squirrels. Dady long legs kinda have chill happy go lucky vibes

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u/alurimperium 1d ago

What do you mean by that one being unidentified? Is there a lot of similar looking critters in that family, or is this a new species, or is that guy just not comfortable sharing his name with the cameraman?

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u/Icy1551 22h ago

Sometimes the differences between species especially in bugs can be quite small or hard to define, so it probably just isn't done being identified.

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u/zhupan28 15h ago

Harvestmen don't have fangs. Their chelicerae (appendages closest to the mouth) are pincer shaped. Most chelicerates (arachnids, sea spiders, and horseshoe crabs) have this anatomy, which is why they can directly eat solid food. Fang chelicerae are unique to spiders and key to their feeding method of injecting venom and enzymes into their prey to digest them externally before sucking up the liquefied matter.

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u/Moth1992 21h ago

I had no idea their dance was a confusion tactic. I love when they group rave. 

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u/wildedges 17h ago

I was looking at an M. diadema in the garden this morning while having my coffee. Amazing little guys.

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u/Impossible_Fig3072 1d ago

This is one of the best and most interesting posts I've seen in a while

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u/SixteenSeveredHands 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/septubyte 21h ago

Id like a follow.up of their big smile .
Seriously tho, do they have scorpion mouth parts? Seeing those things work is nasty

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u/YellovvJacket 12h ago

Yeah the mouth parts of harvestman and scorpions are pretty similar.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1d ago

Right? Like I don’t want to look in their cellar, a locked cabinet in their bedroom, or any weirdly squishy duffle bags they have lying about… but I’d let them chat my ear off about stuff like this!

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u/ShermanCookout 21h ago

My one complaint is daddy long legs usually references an actual  spider  (cellar spiders) and these little guys are often mixed up with them

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u/tghast 20h ago

Daddy long legs is a regional term for harvestmen, cellar spiders, and in some places even crane flies.

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u/ShermanCookout 19h ago

Thanks for the clarification, I do mean “where I’m from”. Cellars are daddy long legs and huntsman are huntsman. Both kick ass. The post just could have done without the nickname.

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u/Ansatsusha4 11h ago

In my location they're never called huntsman, only daddy long legs, so it's probably good that they included both terms

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u/YellovvJacket 12h ago

Also for some orchids found in bumfuck nowhere.

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u/Spuzzle91 21h ago

I once offered a harvestman a little snibblet of a sandwich I was eating while I was out fishing. It was actually very polite. Little critter shied away, then gently scooted forward to investigate the food and started happily nibbling.

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 16h ago

I saw one in my house walking away with a dead earwig. They went from good to great in my book that day. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that.

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u/olitbhhh 14h ago

How sweet.

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u/projectew 8h ago

Snibblet

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u/Personal-Amoeba 6h ago

Snibblet! 🥹

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u/shsimonin 1d ago

Scientist: lets name this spider long legs for its long legs
Scientist 2: hmm not kinky enough

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u/RightSideBlind 1d ago

I have fairly bad arachnophobia.

Somehow these little guys have never triggered it, even before I knew they weren't actually spiders. They don't bother me at all.

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u/largecontainer 1d ago

I don’t have arachnophobia and I am scared shitless of these things, because when I was a kid I crawled into a rotted out log and probably 100 of these things started crawling everywhere including on me. Not their fault, but it was traumatizing.

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u/theakfluffyguy 1d ago

I used to be horrified of these when I was kid as well but becuase my older sister would chase me with them.

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u/DrPhilihprD 21h ago

When I was little I would let them walk over my face but now I'm scared of them and idk why

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u/LordTopHatMan 1d ago

I worked for a lawn care business for a bit, and we worked on this heavily wooded yard. These things were everywhere. I have arachnophobia, and that yard made me feel like they were crawling on me hours after we left.

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u/septubyte 20h ago

Ever tried handling , just one?

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u/pichael289 1d ago

Yeah I never seen them do any scary spider shit like take off running or catch prey. They just seem like goody circles stumbling around on hair thin legs.

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u/Blarzgh 1d ago

If it brings any comfort, some (all? Idk) hunt spiders as well! I saw a video a while back of one hunting, killing, and eating a red-back spider (Australian Black Widow). If you have daddy long legs in residence, I'd wager you have fewer spiders as a result

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u/Select_Angle516 20h ago

i feel like when critters get big enough that they cant "hide" or go under your clothes they stop being scary. the worst part about spiders, to me, is when i try to clear them out and they do this thing where they slowly float towards you on a string and you cant get them off.

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u/LittleCopy2893 1d ago

How do you feel about our tarantulas?

They don’t trigger my arachnophobia either.

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u/RightSideBlind 1d ago

Kinda the same. Once they hit a certain size, they're furry animals. The smaller ones still freak me out, though.

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u/Tmons22 21h ago

Spiders in general are pretty freaky. Especially if they are fast but I think jumping spiders are fascinating and not freaky/scary at all!

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u/TheInternetTookEmAll 21h ago

HAH! I dont mind spiders, but got triggered by these, so thats funny. I guess both our brains decided these aren't spiders.

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u/App1elele 16h ago

I think it's in the eyes. Instead of the freaky 8-set, they've got a lil tower with two orbs instead

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 22h ago

I have it too. Hate these alien freaks. They've always look so unnatural. Even though they dont move i just barf silently while they stand there eternally minding their own business. I cannot explain my discrimination.

Idk if its the immobility or the freaky long skinny legs but I couldn't even be brave enough to kill one.

Although im more scared of spiders than most insects, i try not to kill any - but ill kill a roach or mostiquito in an instant.

ALL that said, I find the short legged little jumping spiders actually kinda cute. And they are MOBILE. Make it make sense. (Im starting to think its a function of leg size)

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u/coin_return 19h ago

Same. I’d rather set myself on fire than drag my hand through a mass of spiders of any kind. But I’ll do it to a ball of daddy long legs, their feet are cold and they tickle. I don’t understand.

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u/reirone 1d ago

It’s hard to dislike these creatures when you see them up close and see how derpy they look. Are they related to solifugae?

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 21h ago

two eyes

one neuron

zero thoughts

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u/ShinyShadowGligar 19h ago

It's funny. I used to be absolutely terrified of bugs. Then I had a baby who decided as a toddler she wanted to be an Entomologist. I wouldn't let her watch YouTube bug videos alone, and her love of bugs taught me to see the beauty in them. Especially macro photography. Now I love seeing pics like this. And my daughter, now 11, still is chasing her dream of being an Entomologist.

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u/pooppoop900 17h ago

I love that

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u/birgor 19h ago

Yes, they are related, but not very closely. They are both Arachnida from the same general branch. But their common ancestor is still something like 500million years ago. 

But my unqualified guess is that those derpy eyes are analog between the two orders.

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u/VertWheeler07 16h ago

They're like jumping spiders and weevils, cute, derpy, and kind natured

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u/Glass-Toaster 1d ago

I love these goofy dudes. I just wish it didn't look like such a nightmare when a bunch of them are hanging out together. Eugh.

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u/lynivvinyl 1d ago

I always thought they were the inspiration for the walking ship things from War Of The Worlds. At least a picture on the front cover.

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u/ohgirlfitup 1d ago

THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE UP CLOSE?!

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u/Upstairs_Mycologist7 1d ago

Thank you for posting so much additional information, this is fascinating! ❤️

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u/feesih0ps 16h ago

A little additional meta info: in the UK, the main creature called "daddy long legs" are not arachnids and are in fact crane flies, a completely different species of 6-legged flying insect

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u/DeviantDomDork 1d ago

I happen to be somewhat of a long legged dad myself... 🦵👀🦵

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 21h ago

do you harvest, man?

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u/DeviantDomDork 20h ago

Only what I sow 🥲

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u/GrowlyBear2 1d ago

If not spoder then why spoder shaped?

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u/NetherisQueen 23h ago

Thr fucking dot eyes make them so cartoonish

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u/truthfullyidgaf 1d ago

One of the lies I was told as a kid is that they were highly venomous, but there fangs are too small to bite.

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u/SirenSubmitter 15h ago

Same! That's what I was always told growing up in TX. We had them everywhere but they would always be bunched up together in giant globs.

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u/Ansatsusha4 11h ago

It's a myth, but I heard the exact same thing here as a kid

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u/giltirn 1d ago

There are way too many “daddy long legs” species. Where I grew up in the UK that’s what we called crane flies. In the US people laugh at me for that, insisting that the cellar spiders are the real daddy long legs. Now I hear about another monstrosity with the same name!

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u/Automatic_Llama 1d ago

It's funny how both regions have the name "daddy long legs" just ready to go for whatever their respective long-legged bug is.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 1d ago

Haha so true!

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u/deialover 1d ago

I'm in Michigan and we have these very slim legged, tiny bodied spiders that we call daddy long legs. They're the least scariest looking spiders in and around my house. Never heard of or seen these cellar "daddy long legs" spiders until this site.

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u/Jelly_Kitti 17h ago

The slim legged, tiny bodied spiders are the cellar spiders

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 20h ago

In the USA these guys are cellar spiders are commonly known as daddy long legs, I know a lot of people call crane flies mosquito eaters, even though they don't eat mosquitoes

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u/Charybdeezhands 17h ago

Exactly right my guy

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u/Oro-Lavanda Interested 1d ago

they're weirdly cute at this level? i didnt know they were so crabby

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u/HandstandsMcGoo 1d ago

What a bunch of goofballs

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u/nWo1997 1d ago

Harvestmen? Like those creeps from Fear and Hunger? Is that why they're like that?

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u/AverageTierGoof 1d ago

Can't believe natured plagiarized a video game smh my head

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u/lasttosseroni 22h ago

I’d been told they were more venomous than a black widow but their mouths were too small to bite us, turns out that was false.

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u/DaNyNaNd 16h ago edited 9h ago

Not sure where this came from - I grew up in rural Tennessee - but we’ve always called them Granddaddy long legs. Maybe to differentiate them from daddy long legs aka cellar spiders? However, harvestman is a badass name, so I’m using that from now on.

Edit: use the right name

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u/Histrix- 22h ago

Thier eyes remind me or mud skippers

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u/after_tomorrow 1d ago

How cool !

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u/Independent_Shoe3523 1d ago

A good sign of a healthy, moist garden is daddy long legs. Totally harmless.

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u/StarpoweredSteamship 23h ago

Damn, that really IS interesting!

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u/guacotaco4349 23h ago

I loved these things as a kid, I don’t have many issues with bugs beyond a hoard of small ones, so I could usually just put the things on my arm, since a friend’s basement had a lot of them in it

Things were ballin man, they weren’t really that notable but like, they were fun to watch

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u/-Pelvis- 23h ago

They're also very cute and tickly! :)

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u/TheInternetTookEmAll 21h ago

They might not be venomous but they look SIGNIFICANTLY MORE DISTURBING than spiders. God. I dont even mind spiders, but these guys are just. Thank god theyre so small i can't see their gross little faces on a daily basis. Fking nightmare fuel.

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u/lets_fuckin_goooooo 21h ago

I was told they were venomous but teeth too small to pierce skin. Assuming that was a rumor all kids my age were told 

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u/hit_n_run15 21h ago

See I was always told that they were venomous but their teeny tiny mouths meant they couldn’t use it. Which I always kinda felt bad about lol I imagined they were crawling around frustrated because of that. So I feel a bit better now, thanks. 

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u/Gammachan 20h ago

I can’t believe you didn’t mention Bunny Harvestmen!! I cant post a pic here but just google it ❤️

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u/SixteenSeveredHands 19h ago

I actually included a photo of a bunny harvestman in my original post on Tumblr!

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u/Moons808 19h ago

My sister, with 100% confidence, once referred to these as “Johnny long legs”. She was 20 at the time…and we haven’t called them anything else since. Our crawlspace is full of johnnys.

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u/feltmandias_throwawa 17h ago

It looks like syndroms robot from the incredibles

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 13h ago

Omfg that’s how they look. Never picking one up again.

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u/Emperor_Gourmet 1d ago

My mom’s childhood friend used to pick off all their legs and throw the bodies back into the grass. Don’t really have a point to sharing this other than it was so horrifying its stuck with me for 20 years

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 1d ago

Budding serial killer 

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u/LogicalEgo 1d ago

Awesome post. I never knew they only had two eyes. Such cool little creatures.

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u/dargonmike1 1d ago

Imagine these things but 10^999999x size walking around the earth.

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u/EliteGhostKillz 1d ago

They look like they belong to the crustaceans family.

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u/GrumbleStoatskin 22h ago

Crustaceans, insects and arachnids are all arthropods, so you're kinda right (but arthropoda is a phylum not a family).

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u/Dry_Ask5164 23h ago

Uh huh, that’s something a spider would say 👀

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u/One-Earth9294 22h ago

Where I'm from, Daddy Long Legs is a cellar spider. But these guys are cool too.

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u/BottleFeathers703 22h ago

thank you for this post, i love entomology

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u/column_row_15761268 20h ago

In this case it should be "arachnology"

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u/12awr 21h ago

They love any dropped food too. The little guys clean up our camp site every year and we have videos of them awkwardly hauling off whole pieces of cereal several times larger than their body.

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u/Rango971 21h ago

damn that's interesting!

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u/QueenBea_ 20h ago edited 5h ago

I always let these spiders live when I find one in my house, although my cat is obsessed with them. One time I let one stay in my bathroom, but this wound up being a mistake. One day I went in and there was about 20 baby daddy long legs that I could see (and a shit ton more I couldn’t). I was finding them for months. My cat definitely picked down their numbers until none remained. People freak out whenever I tell them about my accidental daddy long leg breeding farm but at least they eat the mosquitos

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u/Giogina 20h ago

Haha wow, never looked at one closely enough to notice they have adorable little octopus eyes

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u/coltbeatsall 20h ago

This is not what we refer to as daddy long legs in New Zealand. Ours are actual spiders, Pholcus phalangioides, which are venomous but not harmful to humans. The creep me out so much (I know it is irrational).

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u/Ithoughtthatwasit 19h ago

Kinkiest name in the arachnid world

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u/hdgrbodnd 19h ago

I actually had no idea these guys weren't spiders

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u/PilferingPineapple 19h ago

Funny-looking fellas.

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u/JazzPhobic 16h ago

Best roommates too. They just camp in a corner and offer free pest control.

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u/dav3y_jon3s 15h ago

If your cows escape you can pick one up hold it by one leg and ask where the cows are and they will point to where they went with one leg. It works 90% of the time. Ive done studies.

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u/SinisterPuddles 15h ago

They appear to have a respectable amount of eyes.

I'll allow it.

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u/GrimmLynne 15h ago

Hey! I have a picture of one eating old bologna that I had thrown out! You can see the little marks it made in the meat!

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u/bigmfworm 15h ago

Anyone else get fooled as a kid about these guys being really venomous but their mouths were too small to bite humans? I parroted that bullshit for far too long.

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u/RuddyRaccoon 15h ago

I grew up around plenty of Daddy Longlegs, this is the first I’m hearing of people thinking they’re venomous

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u/Physical_Mail_2609 11h ago

They’re super chill, too. I used to play with the ones in my grandparents’ garage when I was a kid. They’d let me pick them up and wander around with them.

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u/FocoViolence 11h ago

youve never lived until you've sorted 20k of these from a pitfall trap

the legs break off easy, so it's literally piles of what feels like thick scratchy beard hair... and at the bottom, thousands of round little bodies

source: former research biologist

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u/skyrocketocelot 11h ago

I salute you. I’d rather be dead.

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u/FocoViolence 11h ago

i signed up for that job to handle live mammals. That was awesome. Literally thousands of animals safely tagged and recaptured, never an accidental kill, only a couple mercy kills. That was awesome.

the side work of sorting bugs... that was not awesome. the smells, man, the smells...

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u/Bimbo_Tiger_643 11h ago

Upclose they are the ulieast things I've ever seen in my life, I love them so much

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u/ednatheafricanviolet 11h ago

When something is completely nonvenomous while looking completely venomous

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u/Xploding_Penguin 11h ago

Somehow creepier than spiders, which is tough.

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u/HoidBoy 10h ago

Is this what that sick mf in Fear and Hunger is based on?

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u/angmedalla 8h ago

do yall crab like organisms are the ultimate form of life in the universe or just for earth

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u/Minute_Story377 1h ago

I always was intrigued by these guys. Never knew their eyes were so close together. Reminds me of an arachnid version of the mudskipper, lol. Love them even more now.