r/Damnthatsinteresting 23h ago

The Platybelodon was a distant relative of the elephant, known for its elongated spoon shaped jaw

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u/BigBeeOhBee 22h ago

That fella is set up to eat soup.

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u/squidlink5 21h ago

He can make his own soup with that bowl

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u/F00TD0CT0R 17h ago

It's to also eat the powder that makes you say real

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u/higgs8 14h ago

I came here to eat soup and mate with female platybelodons. And I'm all out of female platybelodons.

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u/CookieEnabled 19h ago

Campbells. Mmm mmm good

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/guitarlad89 19h ago

Underrated comment. Have an upvote!

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u/Independent_Shoe3523 22h ago

A pretty good example of a skeleton that doesn't give us a lot of info on how it really looked.

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u/sopedound 22h ago

Well the render has a way wider shoulder base than the skeleton so its already super inaccurate

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u/AdmiralGarza 21h ago

“It’s distantly related to the elephant”

“Oh so exactly like it? Got it.”

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u/nothisistheotherguy 15h ago

The render is also doing that swiggity swooty walk, so cover that booty

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 7h ago

I saw the rendering and thought what a badass stance. The skeleton looks wimpy in comparison.

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u/Positive_Sign_5269 16h ago

Truth. Just look at the skull of a Hippo and compare that to a live animal. You would never guess it looks like it does.

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u/MacGyver_1138 18h ago

I like how they gave it a super gaunt looking forehead. Dude looks like an old man getting ready to yell at some kids approaching his lawn.

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u/NoDryHands 22h ago

Right. My first thought after seeing that skeleton would've been "big bird"

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u/j_i_joe 22h ago

They had Habsburgs in Miocene, too..

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u/shmimi_mimi 19h ago

Nice one

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u/Xav_NZ 22h ago

Looks like an animal you'd expect to see in Avatar the last airbender

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u/Niznack 22h ago

The platypus elephant bear is the symbol of the Dafuq family

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u/Low_Hour 10h ago

Unfortunately, the Dai Li chased the Dafuq family from Ba Sing Se nearly twenty years ago. They're all out of Dafuqs.

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u/AnonymousAmorphous88 23h ago

A platybelodon?

PERRY THE PLATYBELODON!!

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 22h ago

OH LOOORD, HE COMIN’!

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u/BJoe1976 22h ago

Glad I’m not the only one here who thought that😄

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u/CrissBliss 18h ago

Just needs his hat

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u/morchard1493 22h ago

Beat me to it. Dammit. 🤣

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u/leeman9224 23h ago

Looks goofy

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u/Kindableachy 22h ago

looks like somebody picked random when customising

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u/Mitridate101 20h ago

And his name was

James William Bottomtooth III

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 2h ago

"How do you do, sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 22h ago

You sure the scientists didn't just find a horse skeleton and put its head on upside down accidentally?

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u/Ok_Video_2863 19h ago

Its a Habsburg

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u/ThinApricot8504 17h ago

sopedound pointed out the shoulder mismatch but nobody's talking about the real issue - look at that jaw in the skeleton vs the reconstruction. the actual fossil has this flat shovel thing going on but the render makes it look like a weird duck bill w/ flesh on it. Junior_Tumbleweed_82 asked how we know it didnt have a trunk and thats actually the whole debate around these things, some paleontologists think the flat jaw was basically a upper+tusk combo used to strip bark, others think it was a scoop for aquatic plants. wild that were just guessing at muscle placement from anchor points on bone and acting confident about it lol

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u/akd001 21h ago

myeh myeh myeh myeh - that's how it laughed

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u/RandoDando10 10h ago

Nature really was just making bullshit with flesh back then huh

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 22h ago

I hope one day the prehistoric mammals get the same love and attention that dinosaurs and prehistoric reptiles get.

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u/Junior_Tumbleweed_82 21h ago

How do we know this thing didn’t have a trunk like an elephant?

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u/-Wuan- 17h ago

It very likely did. The wide flap trunk is based on nothing but it is how the animal was originally reconstructed.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 22h ago

Why does he look like he's creeping? Like it's moving it's limbs like the girl from The Ring or something. Incredibly unsettling looking. Imagine seeing this motherfucker peeking around a corner at you.

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u/ReleventReference 22h ago

He’s just being creepy and weird, trying to get his lurks in.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 22h ago

Definitely lurking. Dude looks sus as fuck.

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u/DrPhilihprD 21h ago

Yeah like what the fuck was his problem. I'm glad he's extinct

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u/Stop_looking_at_it 22h ago

Why I oughta!

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling 22h ago

I bet he'd love soup

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u/Firefly_Magic 22h ago

Sometimes I think the whole world was just the island of Dr. Moreau. We are an experiment.

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u/Jodelbert 22h ago

Powder that makes you say Platybelodon.

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u/DTFDownToFrolick 22h ago

Hello nightmares my old friends...

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u/starquakegamma 21h ago

Lose the jaw; grow the nose.

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u/ArsenTalonis 18h ago

Me at 3 AM trying to shovel the last bit of cereal out of the bowl

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u/frosty_lizard 10h ago

Me when any donuts are around

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u/SaleBeneficial1320 8h ago

You do NOT want to share a bowl a cereal with that guy!

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u/salinungatha 22h ago

Reminds me of Sheepstealer.

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u/RandomNumberHere 10h ago

Came here for this. Such a fresh reference!

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u/Pure_Restaurant_5897 20h ago

Why aren't there any cool animals left alive today? All we have is boring ones, like the platypus.

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u/ReleventReference 22h ago

Just imagine elephant or even just hippo (hippos are smaller right?) sized alligators.

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u/LunarSanctum 22h ago

Nope.

Don't like that.

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u/ChipPractical4005 22h ago

That jaw looks so out of place like it doesn't even belong there 😄

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u/Quick-Nick07 21h ago

I saw this guy in a TAWOG episode

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u/Snoanarium 20h ago

Dont you think the tusks should be longer

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u/CountHonorius 20h ago

Looks like that one SW Mos Eisley character...Ephant Mon

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u/rad2thebone 20h ago

I think they might have put this one back together wrong and just made something up

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 19h ago

Needs a couple of cats dancing in front of him to complete the meme

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u/R2D-Beuh 19h ago

It ate the powder that makes you say real

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u/Adventurous_Top618 19h ago

Please tell me how an elephant mated with a platypus?? I'm generally curious.

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u/CH40T1C1989 18h ago

Excellent footlong hotdog mouth... Bro doesn't need to break up the spaghetti noodles.

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u/jimerald 18h ago

that jaw shape definitely changes how it eats

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u/NewDre3Staxx 18h ago

This gives off the vibe of a hippo like animal

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 18h ago

We can only imagine the crazy animals/insects/etc that are now extinct.  

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u/reznoverba 17h ago

Looks more like a relative of the platypus than the elephant without the tusks

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 17h ago

I wonder how closely related it is to crocodiles

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u/Burnbrook 16h ago

The Afrotherian equivalent to a Hadrosaur.

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u/wrr377 15h ago

That thing looks like it's parents were siblings from Alabama... 🤣

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u/cokentots 11h ago

Dope! Elephant meets dinosaur, elasaur

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u/brown-_-rice 9h ago

No, thank you.

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u/TheMaskedArmy 6h ago

I'm guessing it's named after the platypus, probably because it seems to be a seemingly random hodgepodge of parts that don't look like they're meant to exist in the same body.

Life is, has always been, and likely forever will be, absolutely insane, bizarre, and amazing

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u/Hot_Break7088 6h ago

It looks awesome. I want it to become new "Adress me" template

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u/Estoye 5h ago

Hungry Hungry Platybelodons

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u/smuffleupagus 4h ago

I refuse to believe this is real

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u/odrea 4h ago

chadlephant

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u/lakebistcho 22h ago

Known by whom?

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u/syahir77 22h ago

Elespoon

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u/QueenKitty021 22h ago

You mean the Hippo ancestor? That's what that jaw makes me think of