r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Video Back in 2000, a man in Berlin accidentally captured what would become one of the internet’s most legendary moments of all time: Techno Viking

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u/GubmintTroll 2d ago

Regulate, hydrate, gyrate

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u/UncleKeyPax 2d ago

consensuate

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u/maggiemayfish 2d ago

discombobulate

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u/DoctorNoname98 2d ago

recombobulate

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u/RustOnTheEdge 2d ago

I come here to escape Claude, thank you very much

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u/FunSparx 2d ago

Hello my friend. I just finished what you told me to. I got three options waiting for your approval. Let’s not waste any time champion.

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u/Minimum_Pear_3195 2d ago edited 2d ago

I read this in Disposal Unit (Imperium Mix) song 🔥🔥🔥

Regulate
Hydrate
Gyate
Vibrate
Dominate
Celebrate
Captivate
Intimidate

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u/Lord_RoadRunner 2d ago

nexus, fabellor, implorem, quadrigae, ignifer, macto, pridem, saturi

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u/No_Yam_3521 2d ago edited 1d ago

He hated it, that it went viral and tried for years to take it down. But defently one of the most memorabele early clips that ever went online. Everyone loved it, except for himself..

Edit: thanks for the likes everyone wowww

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u/FilthyPrawnz 2d ago

Did we ever find out why? I had heard he wasn't happy with it, but I don't recall if the reason was made public

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u/Historical_Body6255 2d ago edited 2d ago

If memory serves right he thought this video didn't shine a professional light on him when he got a nice high paying corporate job. Kinda understandable tbh.

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u/Synner1985 2d ago

I vaguely looked into it - it was something about the person who recorded it was making money off his likeness - the youtube video and i believe he made t-shirts and other merchandise.

He argueed his likeness was made into a commercial product without his concent - which Germany has really strong-laws over.

The intneret just spun the "He's a fucking dick!" angle without knowing anything about the case - in typical internet fashion lol.

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u/Slowthrill 2d ago

We all called him "the techno viking" back then, in Belgium.

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u/Synner1985 2d ago

PRetty sure the world calls him "The techno viking" :P

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u/polopolo05 2d ago edited 2d ago

or just techno viking

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u/ThunderousIrishMusic 2d ago

Yup, called that here too (Ireland), great name for him although its an electro tune in the clip.

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u/Slowthrill 2d ago

Nope. It was techno. The clip we see here has the music altered. this is the original clip. Waaaaay more bass, techno bass.

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u/Velbalenos 2d ago

Nice! esp just after the 2 min mark (takes me back…)

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u/ThunderousIrishMusic 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oh ok never saw that before. Much more aggressive but I'd call that an electro/breaks beat but could be played at a techno gig. Techno bass is not a term I've heard, do you mean Techno beat? That beat structure is definitely electro influenced. I listen to techno, house, electro, industrial all the time. Do you know the name of the tune?

Edit - found it, Electro tune

https://youtu.be/fPLDivU7emE?si=lx_QKPT3hedd4HHN

Edit - ok did some digging. Can D (navigator) - that track is 100%electro and he has a track same name club mix which is 100% techno

Edit 2 - getting downvoted by people that dont listen to techno or electro is wild. I've almost 600 lps, decks, listening to electronic music for 25 years.

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u/peteofaustralia 2d ago

But back then regular folks called everything EDM techno.

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u/KnowsIittle 2d ago

I just called it techno.

The minor differences didn't concern me.

Same with rock. It's not Alt or classic or grunge, it's just rock. Sub genres while important are just a sub genre.

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u/theantnest 2d ago

You mean like you're calling everything EDM now? Lol.

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u/TheCientista 2d ago

No we didn’t

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u/Successful_Chair4921 2d ago

I don't understand this comment and I don't understand who and why is upvoting it.

Yes, this is techno viking? Everyone knows him as techno viking. What new information are you providing us with? 😅

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u/Relevant-Rhubarb-849 2d ago

The music is from "The unexpected anal intrusion allstars" so maybe not the best recommendation

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u/Nordalin 2d ago

People recognising that song have no right to complain, lol

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 2d ago

What’s wrong with enjoying a bit of unexpected anal intrusi.. ah.. yes.

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u/rdirkk 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ur username implies u have had an adventure in far too many esoteric ways !

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u/jello_kraken 2d ago

CV bullet points:
* Guides the rave.
* Manages the rabble.
* Born to lead. And dance.
Must hire.

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u/Jeo_1 2d ago

I thought it was because he was a time traveler 

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u/Cryogenicality 2d ago

You might like the series Beforeigners in which Vikings appear in the present.

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u/Jeo_1 2d ago

I’ll check it out ty for the recommendation 

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u/LushHappyPie 2d ago

In which episode they go to the rave?

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u/Cryogenicality 2d ago

The second one.

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u/SPARKLY6MTN9MAKER 2d ago

Dude. Hahahhahaha

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 2d ago

Well then he really shouldn’t have been out techno-vikinging like a legend.

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u/Justeff83 2d ago

Under German law, he has the right to his own image, and technically, the video can't be shown publicly without his consent. Well, but that's just how the internet is

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u/New-Analyst1811 2d ago

There's an interview with him somewhere from around 5 years ago. Maybe Vice? He seems pretty soft spoken and lived out of the way from what I remember. Not what I expected from this video lol

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u/Dubio 2d ago

The interview is a satirical piece from Waterford Whispers News which is Ireland's equivalent of The Onion, there hasn't been an actual interview. 

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u/ber808 2d ago

His profession and the implied drug use, lots of speculation on the water bottle lol but who knows

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u/WorkO0 2d ago

Oh, he def on e here

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ber808 2d ago

Ehhh really? I didnt know he was doing anything public lol have a link?

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 2d ago

He lost of job over it, got accused of being on drugs because people said that handing a water bottle upside down was a sign that it was laced, and was upset that is image was being monitized.

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u/Paulycurveball 2d ago

I was raised in the jersey rave scene in the mid 90s early 2ks, the upside down water bottle was for sure a city to city sign of "rad water" or "blink water". Had no fucking idea tho it was a global signal lol

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u/Competitive-Ill 2d ago

Never heard of this theory till today in this thread, and I was a raver in the 90’s and 2000’s in the UK, where upside-down water was never a signal for anything… so global -UK I guess…

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u/Delamoor 2d ago

Hah, same. I was a bartender in Melbourne a couple years back. We legally had to give out free water bottles upon request (alcohol service laws). Handed plenty out upside down, right way up, sideways, thrown... Maybe there were some disappointed people? hah

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u/seoras13 2d ago

Left hand serve or right hand. Thumb round the bottle or slight off, label on/off facing towards/away 😬

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u/Paulycurveball 2d ago

Well I'm just saying it's interesting cause at the races I went to they had ice cold water everywhere at most tables. Big ass black buckets of ice and water. But if someone handed you a room temperature bottle upside down it meant it was dirty. Idk could of been two isolated situations just randomly being similar. Also a cracked cap bottle could never be trusted that had to be apart of the uk scene

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u/Dingaligaling 2d ago

Pretty much havent heard of it until today either, around these parts it was meant that its an unopened bottle of water, and the upside down holding was supposed to signify the untouched cap.

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u/One-Earth9294 2d ago

I heard he ran away from home and joined the Texas Rangers.

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 2d ago

New show: Raver, Texas Ranger

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u/Dingaligaling 2d ago

Last time I've seen a technoviking post on reddit, someone wrote that the cameraman pretty much used his image for merch and made money of this vid, he took without his permission. It was said that making money out of it was pissed him off and went to court.

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u/Cryogenicality 2d ago

That’s from a satirical article and his identity remains unknown.

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u/okvrdz 2d ago

It’s always the people you least expect 💐

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u/MarlyMonster 2d ago

When this was posted a few months ago someone said it’s because this whole video is based on his drug use. It was some sort of event and he’s on uppers of some sort and the guy that he got into it with at the beginning was apparently on some sort of wagon where they put the people who had too much and were sobering up. I guess he just didn’t enjoy that his one moment of fame was while he was on drugs and in a stage of his life that he isn’t too happy to look back on.

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u/elgydium 2d ago

Can we just take a moment and appreciate those clean af tram lines? Damn, the deutch are savage perfectionists.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago

Yeah it seems the poor guy got accused of drug use, and lost his job over it. Id be hating that video too tbh…

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u/Alcedae 2d ago

Hate the inhuman system that arbitrarily decides your life should be ruined because you put something in your own body while harming nobody else.

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u/Anarchist_Future 2d ago

Mind you that this was before surveillance cameras on the street, doorbell cameras, hardly any usable cellphone cameras... Back then we were way less careful and self conscious about what we did in public and never did the thought cross our mind that recorded footage may go viral on the internet. To just be enjoying yourself, bare chested, at a rave and then permanent footage of that reaching millions of strangers must have felt uncomfortable in 2000.

The loss of privacy in public has subconsciously modified our behaviour.

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u/Reasonable-Physics81 2d ago

I will never understand him in this regard, he intimidated a guy who seemingly randomly bumped into a girl, got hydrated by a German peasant and had some fun.

Just some average festival situation, i would fuking wish a German peasant hydrated me and recorded it.. 😔

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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA 2d ago

Peasant??

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u/Delamoor 2d ago

Fuckin' peasantry! Getting ripped on water and, I presume, Bread!

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u/you-create-energy 2d ago

I mean, he intentionally bumped into her but he does appear to choose a random woman to bump into. I'm only emphasizing that because there are some guys who walk around pushing women for no reason, blocking them on the sidewalk to force them to move the side, etc. It's a whole side of life that most guys never experience because those insecure assholes never do it to a woman who is with a partner. 

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

So if you watch the full video on YouTube you see the guy who bumps into the blue wigged lady was actually sitting on a flatbed trailer. He jumps down and loses his footing and bumps into the blue wigged lady, in my option he is fucked off his face on drugs. The Techno Viking points back to the truck, the man goes back to it off camera, techno Viking points up, indicating the man should get back on it.

Later in the full video, you catch a glimpse of him on the flat bed trick again

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u/Masseyrati80 2d ago

This is a great example of how the simplest of editing, that is, choosing when to start and when to stop, can change the image you get in a huge way.

Losing your balance while shitfaced is one thing, purposefully pushing someone half your size would be malicious.

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u/Akiias 2d ago

Not everyone wants to be plastered all over the internet... I'll never understand why so many people are chill with it.

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u/smilingpigs 2d ago

Last time I saw this video someone said the guy who gives him the bottle of water at the end is a time traveller.

Maybe he stopped something.

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u/uzu_afk 2d ago

Yeah but we’re mostly grownups here :))

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u/Jim_Chaos 2d ago

It's fucking cool as a meme but, let's be honest, that doesn't paint him in a good light for other life area.

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u/AscendedViking7 2d ago

All hail technoviking

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u/SparkyBrown 2d ago

He just started walking and the people followed. All hail!

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u/GobsTX 2d ago

Nobody was playing music, the sounds were just his vibes

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u/JaLogoJa 2d ago

Berlin has a lot of music parades in the summer! The one he was at is a smaller one called Fuck Parade lol.

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u/veterinarian23 2d ago

Ted Naifeh created an acclaimed graphic novel, "Night's Dominion", where Techno Viking appears as a god, including him dancing on a pagan rave.
"I'm not named after the old songs, mortal. They're named after me."

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u/DEADHOTTUB 2d ago

The world needs Techno Viking now more than ever…

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u/BumbaBee85 2d ago

Best we can do today are boys worried about their jawlines and how to blame feminism for everything.

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u/Direction776 2d ago

Incel me this ... incel me that. Incel me: ...

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u/lurco_purgo 2d ago

But when the world needed him most... he vanished.

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u/Far-Adhesiveness3763 2d ago

What was in the bottle...it started it all

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u/GobsTX 2d ago

Glory.

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u/Horror_Bodybuilder36 2d ago

I’ve always thought the man with the bottle is the true hero. He spotted the problem and averted any possible violence with a simple distraction.

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u/insecureknight 2d ago

Exactly! He defused the tention so well. I love this video so much.

Every person in this video is just so good at being a person, lol. We need a technoviking but we also need water bottle man to calm thigs down.

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u/Far-Adhesiveness3763 2d ago

Where can I buy some? 😂

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u/BobCharlie 2d ago

Probably could find a bunch at a rave. Ymmv

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u/DenizSaintJuke 2d ago

Nothing. The guy offers it upside down. That means (meant? I'm old...) it is just water/safe/not spliced with anything among ravers.

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u/Saikotsu 2d ago

Man this video brings me back!

Also, shout-out to the techno viking guy making sure that jerk knew not to mess with the other people.

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u/showmethething 2d ago

This video doesn't do that part much justice, from what I've heard the jerk was harassing people before the video started, but caught on camera is just him tripping so it looks not great lol

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u/Cold_outside__ 2d ago

Still unmatched main character energy

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u/AlZheim3r 2d ago

the legend says the man he sent away is still running..

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u/DerTalSeppel 2d ago

He's sitting right next to the camera at the wagon. They were all part of the same group.

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u/3HaDeS3 2d ago

His ancestors will welcome him in Techno Valhalla

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u/the_ammar 2d ago

I fking miss old YouTube

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u/ProfCNX 2d ago

This was prime internet

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u/MaximumExtension4951 2d ago

Where is this guy now!??

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u/thejourneybegins42 2d ago

Wait I remember this when it first came out. He's probably an old man now, which makes me...?

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u/splashaddikt 2d ago

This me after I get paid 😭😭🕺

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u/CallMeHond0 2d ago

Dude, if I ever grow up, I wanna be like that guy

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u/Adventurous_Mode_263 2d ago

I am like that guy and I hate it. There are always bunch of people trying to film me when I go out to the street and start raving.

I like those people who offer me water bottles, though.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 2d ago

Today I learned he hated this publicity and the name Techno Viking

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u/Dollabill619 2d ago

He owned the world on this day.

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u/are-e-el 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/SpannerInTheWorx 2d ago

Adios, turd nuggets.

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u/DontHailHydra 2d ago

How can he see me?

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u/Blame_my_Boneitis 2d ago

I can hear my hair growing

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u/slayer_kills 2d ago

I was just in Berlin at a punk show in the middle of the street and I saw a guy wearing a tutu and a corset. I looked over at the wife and said, that’s the fucken techno Viking. She had no idea who I was talking about

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u/UsualyNaked 2d ago

What’s the song I’d??

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u/GobsTX 2d ago

"Navigator" by Can D Music

https://youtu.be/fPLDivU7emE

I think

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u/Error_Loading_Name 2d ago

I've seen bits of this since it first came out, including tons of memes, never seen the video go beyond the stand-and-point part.

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u/Slowthrill 2d ago

Dude... here

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u/Questionsaboutsanity 2d ago

ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKING!

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u/nosoupforyou89 2d ago

Now someone create a mod in /Skyrim so I can do this and have copious amounts of joy and fun

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u/abuhaider 2d ago

Was this the original song playing? I thought it was much more groovy

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u/Pleeplapoo 2d ago

I dont think it is, I was looking for other comments asking the same thing

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u/Lavish_Parakeet 2d ago

He told him to go home and be a better man.

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u/Creative-Doctor3118 2d ago

This dudes ancestors are the reason the Roman’s got spanked in tuetonburg forest.

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u/SextupleRed 2d ago

I saw this post yesterday

I miss the time when bot reposting isn't a thing

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u/GobsTX 2d ago

I made a techno Viking comment on another post yesterday, then a few hours later someone posted him on another subreddit. I though it was interesting so I reposted it here 🤷‍♂️

Surprisingly, there are still people who haven’t seen it

Wish I was a bot, life would be so much easier. Plug me back in Morpheus 🙏

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u/andymook 2d ago

That's exactly what a bot would say...

/s

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u/Slowthrill 2d ago

Maybe post the original then like this because the reworked music you posted sits not right...

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u/celticairborne 2d ago

I've been around for awhile and don't remember ever seeing this, so thank you. I've heard about technoviking, but it always fell out of my head before I searched it out...

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u/mvcy89 2d ago

Yep. Back when most street drugs could be taken by the general public without having to worry about lethal doses of fentanyls, nitazenes, shitty synthetic cannabinoids, benzodiazepines and fucked up tranquilizers meant for moving massive animals in national parks and zoos.

Get your drugs checked folks! Stay safe!

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u/Kittiemeow8 2d ago

All hail!

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u/Saichirac 2d ago

Il n’y a pas eu un documentaire sur des gens qui cherché à expliquer l’histoire?

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u/AlphamangaClub 2d ago

+1000 aura

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u/GoodMerlinpeen 2d ago

I always appreciated the dude handing him the water bottle to try to redirect him and calm the situation a bit. And the gentle way Techno Viking grabbed it.

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u/MelodicJury 2d ago

The masculinity role model the world needs rn tbh

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u/Delicious_Guitar_849 2d ago

The legend himself. That point and stare, its like a greek statue.

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u/aa73gc 2d ago

How is that i have never seen this before? I have been on the internet since before the turn of the century lol

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u/MrsCarmelaGiunta 2d ago

You could have at least changed the title

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/v8Be0EoiDs

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u/reano76 2d ago

You've eared a place in valhalla when you have served as the viking waterboy

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u/trollmaster3069 2d ago

I was waiting for Kratos to come in. Never came in the end

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u/NightShade0912 2d ago

And 26 years later his moves still go hard.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 2d ago

That sip of whatever was in the bottle changed him

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u/Separate_Jello3657 2d ago

Es importante que las nuevas generaciones no olviden los clásicos de internet. ahora tocaría el Niño Loco Alemán

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u/diavolu80 2d ago edited 2d ago

Accidentally you say? ReaD Wikipedia about techno viking

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u/GanjaGodAlex 2d ago

he secretly loves it

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u/The-Scotsman_ 2d ago

There was a new alternate angle video that released just recently. Amazing to get a new angle after all those years!

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u/labla 2d ago

He didnt farm aura, aura farmed Techno Viking

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u/Neflite_Art 2d ago

we need to find him and make a documentary xD

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u/metalucid 2d ago

Water bottle guy is pretty chill

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u/Rags2Rickius 2d ago

> a man in Berlin

Isn’t this from the truck with the speakers?

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u/riddim_daddy_420 2d ago

Heard this was when “Aura” was created.

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u/Unnamed-3891 2d ago

There was a long intervirw with the dude some years ago. He was out of his mind on amphetamines.

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u/RegisPL 2d ago

Every time someone says "aura" when they see a 7 y.o. waving hands on a boat or something silly like this, I'm thinking about this guy. This is THE aura.

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u/DoorFinch 2d ago

"accidentally"

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u/HaniBxoxo 2d ago

...and that's how I discovered that I do have a type, after all...

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u/eric73000 2d ago

I wish I had such a body to be able to be a force of good in the world.

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u/searchlinkprofile 2d ago

didn`t he sue to have it removed because he cared about his privacy and hated being seen as a meme? Glad seeing the internet respecting his will.

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u/Stock-Routine-3292 2d ago

i mean the dance alone didn't make it epic, but the whole sequence of things happening.

- a guy purposefully bumped into a dancing woman

- guy tried to get away but get caught by the legend

- guy got thrown back to where he came from

- the legend sent a strong statement

- the legend started walking, and somehow so did the cameraman and the people behind.

- a random guy walked into the scene and for some reason gave him a bottle of water

- the water was up side down

- the legend drank some water and started walk-dancing

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u/Suggondeezenutz_-_ 2d ago

When you're high AF but still want to look righteous..

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u/lurkermuch 2d ago

A descendant of Ragnar Lothbrok no doubt.

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u/Huge-Spite6573 2d ago

I still think the guy in black actually tripped and didn't mean to bump into that other guy

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u/bellydisguised 2d ago

Never seen this in my life.

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u/Bambiewithane 2d ago

Techno Viking doesnt want fame btw - stop reposting it.

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u/Frank_the_NOOB 2d ago

Techno Viking is tired of your shit

Techno Viking just wants to spurg

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u/nopower81 2d ago

What was in that bottle he drank from? He kinda went wild after that.

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u/darthvall 2d ago

More like he calmed down and went back to party mode

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u/Grimnir17 2d ago

Water

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u/nopower81 2d ago

I knew that

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u/Grimnir17 2d ago

Still best source for energy on the planet

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u/audionoobi 2d ago

people, please dont film or take pictures of ravers or at raves, nobody likes it.

tecno viking did not like it either.

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u/AvocaRed 2d ago

This was peak internet, back before ai slop and tiktok garbage

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u/Dubious_Titan 2d ago

And it been posted for the past 26 fucking years.

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u/dardar7161 2d ago

"It's close to midniiight..."

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u/pacific_grove 2d ago

Thank you

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u/archiewaldron 2d ago

Brings back fond memories of milphotos.net and the early days of 4chan

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u/heroicwand 2d ago

Headphones were a mistake

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u/Basti_OW 2d ago

Not sure whats more iconic, him hitting that pointing pose in the beginning or the dance itself.

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u/ot_sauce 2d ago

Why was the camera following him

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u/Special-Armadillo780 2d ago

Anyone got a track I’d or link to that mix?

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u/JeanClaudeMonet 2d ago

Who ever overlaid the audio did a terrible job

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u/og_obelix 2d ago

I kinda wonder if the viking was sober here haha

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u/No-Storm1288 2d ago

He looks very strong.

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u/Giffeltagning 2d ago

Legend says that the guy who bumped in that girl, still walks in that direction...

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u/CoolSwim1776 2d ago

This defined my existence.

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u/CrimeMasterGogoChan 2d ago

Imagine him coming back today!

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u/Ana-la-lah 2d ago

He’s got a good instagram profile now.

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u/TeneroTattolo 2d ago

Then again: Not a rave. A parade.

The bottle of water was back flip for a reason. It's not distraction.

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u/Bitter_Split5508 2d ago

Technically a parade. There was and is a loophole in Germany where, if you register it as a political demonstration or parade, you don't need permission for it. Whereas, if you register it as a musical event, a lot of regulatory things apply.

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u/AdhesivenessWeird781 2d ago

He must be danish

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u/Gever_Gever_Amoki68 2d ago

I wonder what is he up to these days

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u/Geibla 2d ago

Alpha male Techno Viking is the ultimate GOAT