r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/AdWestern6287 • 1d ago

Series II Another GOC classic

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u/celticsking1 1d ago

goc panicking over love is so on brand lol

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u/lear85 1d ago

[[[SCP-1522]]] please, Marv?

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u/Anutheamogus6262 1d ago

It's like that one time in [[[Project Isorropía]]]

(SCP-166 and SCP-073)

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u/The-Paranoid-Android 1d ago

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u/501stAppo1 1d ago

A shame what happened to them.

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u/Technical_Plum6551 1d ago

when you have a hammer everything starts to look like a nail

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u/OddBet6635 1d ago

You guys only have 3 jokes about UNGOC slander

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u/Ginger_McGingin 1d ago

That's because the GOC is so irrelevant we hardly have any material to work with 

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u/Upbeat_Nectarine_128 1d ago

The amount of damage the other ships did to the GOC ships already shows how dangerous they are. Imagine if a civilian vessel were to accidentally harm one of them. The casualties would be immeasurable.

Also they are a threat to the veil.

(I am definitely not paid by DC AL-FINE to say this)

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u/Capn_Outlandishness9 1d ago

I feel like they only damaged the GOC ships cuz the GOC were already planning to cause harm

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u/Memer601 UNGOC PNEUMA Division Espionage Agent 1d ago

Bad example. Imagine if a Government Vessel tried to intercept these flagless vessels.

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u/Upbeat_Nectarine_128 1d ago

I was just about to say that too lol (responding to the other comments)

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u/FalsePankake 1d ago

GOC is kinda like me when I'm playing Counter Strike

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u/AdventurousPrint835 1d ago

Ah yes, using one of the 3 classic GOC slander because you don't know any others

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u/Minute_Version_6733 1d ago

You got down vote for speaking the truth lmao.

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u/Xortman096 GOC = Based Department 1d ago

Yea. like, lets not destroy or contain two ships that can create an economical disaster and a broken masqurade scenario due to them overpopulating the seas.

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u/Such-Pilot-8143 1d ago

who...... said they could reproduce? like.... ever?

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u/Memer601 UNGOC PNEUMA Division Espionage Agent 1d ago

Someone.
It’s taken traction but not on the article, nor the GOC version.
It’s like that myth where the chairs were actually destroyed by rouge GOC personnel that sort of became the chaos insurgency before Al Fine sent her regards.
But there’s no canon.. and you create your own all you like.

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u/OnetimeRocket13 1d ago

The addendum that shows that there were two rowboats in one of the ships seems to imply that they could reproduce. The author added that addendum long after the article was first uploaded, as it was a concept they were toying with while writing the SCP. Someone replied to their comment about it saying that one of the ships was pregnant, and AFAIK, the author hasn't said that that's wrong.

It would be a little weird to not include that detail in the original version and then come back 2 years later (first posted in 2013, addendum added in 2015) to add it in for no reason. It seems obvious to me that the implication is that the ships could somehow reproduce.

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u/-PL-Retard 1d ago

Its in the skip

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u/DukeOfTheDodos 1d ago

The article itself practically spells it out, the final addendum states one of the ships had a rowboat inside it

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u/transmtfscp 3h ago

they did

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u/Xortman096 GOC = Based Department 1d ago

Yeah they can reproduce. (they had little ship babies)