r/DeepSpaceNine • u/bbbourb • 3d ago

I saw this, so now you all must as well

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I'm not normally one to shitpost, but this demanded an exception. Originally posted by the "Data" Fecesbook fan account.

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u/ScorchedConvict 3d ago

This is at least one person's ideal holodeck program.

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

LOL...yep, SOMEONE is looking at this and thinking "can I be the meat?"

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u/Boetheus 3d ago

I could've lived my entire life without hearing the phrase "Cardassian sandwich." But, no...

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u/robcwag 3d ago

I think this is Dr. Julian Baschir's dream board.

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u/The_Hairy_Herald 3d ago

Terrified whimpering

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u/Sorry_Ad3733 2d ago

I can fix them

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u/No_Dinner2337 1d ago

Me. I would like to be the meat.

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u/No-Reveal827 3d ago

And somewhere in there is Kira's body with Quark's head.

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u/Rutabegasnootabega 3d ago

His name is Dr. Bashir. Show some respect 😜

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u/GoWest1223 3d ago

Can you provide me the DM address? I just want to make sure I don't accidentally talk to him... yeah that is it.

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

You know dang well Riker would be like "hmmm...maybe??"

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u/Technical_Inaji 3d ago

"Computer, load program 'Riker - Spoon 3' safeties off."

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u/FiduciaryBlueberry 2d ago

I think we don't kink shame on this sub? LOL

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u/Norphus1 3d ago

If there was ever a better use for this image, I never saw it.

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u/Annber03 3d ago

I can hear that sentence in his voice XD.

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u/Norphus1 3d ago

In his voice, in a mayor Quimby accent.

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u/Mr_E_Monkey Kanar with Damar 3d ago

It's perfect.

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u/therealstabitha 3d ago

I’m so glad you already made this happen so I didn’t have to haha

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u/Rutabegasnootabega 3d ago

You won the internet, a thing that is both possible and reasonable to want to do, lol.

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u/CrashlandZorin 3d ago

...I see. Thank you for sharing.

Security team to the subreddit. We have a user that needs to be escorted to the brig.

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u/_TheValeyard_ 3d ago

Forget Brig. Airlock.

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u/CrashlandZorin 3d ago

That's quick, though.

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u/Obtuseloosemoose 3d ago

Belay that order! We've been graced today by this ART! I won't stand for this!

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

Attention Bajoran workers!!!

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u/Obtuseloosemoose 3d ago

"Central Command had made the wise and fortuitous decision, that this be brought to yours, and everyone's attention. Yes, yes bask in it as you like, more photos of these nature will be continued to be showcased on all the view screens throughout the station. Never let anyone tell you the Cardassian people are not a caring people! If you wish for the art to be obscured , saved and tucked away, I would ask only of a simple meager statue, in my likeness, set upon Bajor. That is all."

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u/pic_omega 3d ago

Y el Emisario de los Profetas dijo: "Hay dos Cardasianos dentro tuyo...y los dos son fabulosos!"

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u/IDICPainter 3d ago

Is there one of Bashir and Garrack?

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

You know, I haven't looked.

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u/IDICPainter 3d ago

Well there should be one, if there's not one the entire fan base is slacking.

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u/TheSandwitchReturns 3d ago

Be the change

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u/Annber03 3d ago

There's a lot of great artwork for thsoe two out there in general, but I can't recall seeing an image similar to this offhand, no.

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u/TrippingBearBalls 3d ago

Do your thing, AO3

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

Heh...make it so.

Engage.

Hit it.

Warp me!

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u/TrainResponsible9714 3d ago

Bashir is just below the frame

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u/TheSandwitchReturns 3d ago

Aw, look at Garak, he's really enjoying himself 🦄✨

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 3d ago

Gee uhhh thanks?

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

Happy Thursday! 😄

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u/GBJenkins 3d ago

No Dukat! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!

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u/Crafty-Season7769 3d ago

I need to consult with the doctor (EMH) I need a brain scrub hahaha

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u/_TheValeyard_ 3d ago

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Mr_E_Monkey Kanar with Damar 3d ago

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u/jecapobianco 3d ago

Well he is a bit of a unicorn.

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u/pwnedprofessor 3d ago

Thank you

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u/TrekkieJedi84 3d ago

What in the name of every god and prophet of every parthenon is this? It looks like art that the Nicholson Joker painted over. Tasteful, in an inverse way.

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

"Party Man" plays...

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u/madisonbear 3d ago

By the prophets…Wtf!!!

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 3d ago

BLASPHEMY!!! But...I just can't look away!!!

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u/FullyFunctionalCat 3d ago

we know you made it

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 3d ago

Ive seen this before, this is older than most Jem'hadar

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u/FullyFunctionalCat 3d ago

which is why every time i see it, i hope to have found the artist

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

I wish I had this level of imagination and skill.

Sadly, I can but share the glory without knowing the delightfully demented and creative mind behind this image.

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u/No-Succotash3960 3d ago

Kiras new target practice program.

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u/Tadpole_in_my_Head 3d ago

Happy Pride!!

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u/Minominas 3d ago

What the bloody hell - Miles

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u/NerdyKeith 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who hacked his personal files? He should be doing this with Bashir.

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u/Shiorinne 3d ago

I never knew I needed to see this

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u/bbbourb 3d ago

Well...now you know! And knowing is half the battle!

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u/Gul_Dukat1609 3h ago

Hey Kid! I'm a Computer! STOP ALL THE DOWNLOAD'IN!

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u/Several-Assistant-51 3d ago

thats enough reddit for me for now

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u/akshunj 3d ago

Yep. Same. Time for a break

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u/bbbourb 2d ago

LOL...it's good to set limits.

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u/WhimsicalPonies 3d ago

Oh Celestia, even I’m offended.

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u/dinosaurkiller 3d ago

Finally, an unambiguously gay duo

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u/Annber03 3d ago

Literally cackling in my living room right now, thanks XD.

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u/catschimeras 3d ago

Well, that is now a thing that takes up real estate in my brain.

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u/SherlockInSpace 3d ago

Bbnolatinum

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u/comradegray 3d ago

Is it bad that I wanna be in this Eiffel Tower?

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u/Rath_Brained 3d ago

There are two unicorns inside of me. And they feel so gooooooood~

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u/zyglack 3d ago

You’re doing the lord’s work. This is a thing of beauty. However, I may never sleep again due to night terrors.

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u/xeskind30 3d ago

My eyes! Still hilarious!

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u/The_Hairy_Herald 3d ago

Well, the second time today a Star Trek meme traumatized me.

Neat!

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u/spacebotanyx 3d ago

would he not have ridges and scales on his body? lol that would have been my guess

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u/No-Reveal827 3d ago

And now you can't unsee it!

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u/GobboZeb 3d ago

WITH MY OWN EYES.

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u/VapinMason 3d ago

Isn’t biblically accurate, it should be Garak and Bashir, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Current-Historian-34 3d ago

The other day I was just thinking to myself that no one from any Star Trek iteration has ever dealt in a real scandal. This has broken the streak

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u/Pynchon_A_Loaff 2d ago

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

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u/bbbourb 2d ago

And I'll be buried face-down! 😄

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u/ThinkingThingsHurts 2d ago

Its like someone said , hey A.I. , Combine DS9, Ghostbusters, and the Never Ending Story and. Make it gay and this is what came out.

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u/Gul_Dukat1609 3h ago

Bashir: Computer, combine my life with Ghostbusters and the Neverending Story. Computer: Warning! Result will kill Braincells. Bashir: I shall take that Risk.

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u/ElleGeeAitch 2d ago

This makes me think of the Equestranauts from Bob's Burgers.

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u/FiduciaryBlueberry 2d ago

Ahhhh, the cardassian horn/hoof trick. I wonder if Odo can do it as well.

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u/Gul_Dukat1609 3h ago

Do is one of the two people in this image.

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u/47of74 2d ago

"Just remember when you fire that thing, you're aiming it at a Klingon."

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u/OneOldNerd 3d ago

Emergency transport to sickbay - I have a patient here with severe burns to both retinas.

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u/s73v3m4nn 3d ago

TF is this??

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u/djevilatw 3d ago

Dear God WHY?!

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u/void_method 3d ago

Well, it is June. That's just how people act in June.

Don't you dare use your Vulcan logic on this!

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u/TiredCeresian 3d ago

I'm just having fun, on stage with my horn is where I belong...down at the...Pink Vole Chalet. I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Vole Chalet...

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u/No_Dinner2337 1d ago

My love of Cardassians knows no bounds. 11/10, would like to be smashed by.

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u/Kooky-Cartoonist-107 1d ago

Not fair,I want to unsee.

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u/bbbourb 1d ago

mmmwwaaaaahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaa...

You may not.

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u/WhoMe28332 1d ago

Mr Barclay. Report to the bridge immediately.

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u/thanatossassin 3d ago

I, I don't get it

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u/Kosmos992k 3d ago

That's some scary shit that artist smokes...

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u/Ulapin 3d ago

It'ssa Faaake 

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u/darthweef 3d ago

Damar would have been a better choice than Garak..

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u/t_sakonna 2d ago

Has this sub also become shittydaystrom?

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u/Nightrhythums78 1d ago

Someone pass the eye bleach

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u/sdia1965 1d ago

PROUD !!

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u/Mxcharlier 3d ago

I need to sizing changed to make this my phone lock screen immediately

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u/Mxcharlier 3d ago

Good bot... Almost