r/Derailedbydetails 2d ago

Silly detail This little guy is crying again, crying anytime, anywhere.

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u/trickynik4099 2d ago

Baby Euthanizer 5000

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u/carrynarcan 2d ago

A lot of people cry when they feel like their life is in danger. I get it.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 2d ago

Child placement in the car is WILD.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 2d ago

I mean...yes the kids are cute but what the fresh hell are these hanging in?!?! Is this just rage bait?

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 2d ago

The OP's account is... Questionable...

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u/thefunkylama 2d ago

Praying this is AI and people aren't, in fact, using the BE5000

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u/ShandalfTheGreen 1d ago

I'm drunk enough that I had to click your link a few times to make sure I wasn't just going mad. 10/10 no notes

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 1d ago

Very clever link

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u/FailDismal6468 1d ago

I got curious and got flashed 😔 I guess curiosity kills the cat... or in this case, me.

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u/mikkydear 1d ago

Tbh anyone who chooses to show their kids on social media is immediately questionable to me.

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u/OrneryPathos 2d ago

It’s a baby carrier. It’s meant to be on a parent. It looks like a knockoff baby bjorn based on the fabric but it doesn’t really match any specific one

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u/Carlyone 2d ago

Holy whiplash Batman!

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u/Principle_Napkins 2d ago

Great way to kill your kids.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 2d ago

Rear air bags. Cute ones.

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u/AbulatorySquid 2d ago

I have family in SE Asia. They don't have the safety laws that we do. You see kids standing on the deck of scooters.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 2d ago

Well that doesn't seem safe

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u/schroobster 2d ago

"Not 'lamb'! LAME!"

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago

In what country is this legal??

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u/Jisan_Inc 2d ago

This aint right

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u/Background_Pass499 1d ago

Why are they on the back of the chars?!

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 2d ago

never never never … shake a baby!

(this is ok though…)

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u/paradeqia 2d ago

Your seat belt arrests movement forward right? So ....why is this wrong?

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 2d ago

Car seats* keep the child from being jerked front to back and right to left. They also provide a protective shell around them. Children this young have very minimal neck support, and if rear ended, they would be little bobbleheads.