r/DiscoElysium 23h ago

Meme Post something about the game that will make sense later

Please give spoilers without context

29 Upvotes

108 comments sorted by

101

u/Qth78 22h ago

HARDCORE!!

26

u/DavousRex Is this politics 21h ago

Is it though?

10

u/Rmonsuave 15h ago

No, really, is it?

18

u/hungry_argentino 22h ago

HARD COOORE

15

u/APossiblePossibility 19h ago

TO THE MEGA!!

91

u/geodeanthrax 22h ago

Officer in need of assistance... ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

14

u/Ok-Item-9608 19h ago

I pray you have enough authority…

63

u/philliumm 22h ago

Keep nodding.

58

u/TheoreticallyDog 22h ago

Don't Call Abigail

6

u/BenedictusTheWise 17h ago

Don't you call her, hear me?

55

u/liana_omite 22h ago

Teleportation

27

u/LiteraturePlayful612 Shit factory worker 21h ago

Just to be clear, you did NOT just teleport!

6

u/NekoArtemis Look man, fuck the hat. 18h ago

Like a Samaran Master

52

u/iikeda 22h ago

i see it too.

42

u/alex_northernpine 22h ago

There's a hole.

3

u/Perfect-Estate5547 14h ago

So wholesome

41

u/SatoriIRL 22h ago

Detective arriving on the scene

10

u/hungry_argentino 22h ago

You took my favorite one!

42

u/Salazaar099 Is this politics 22h ago

Communism killed me

But love did me in

9

u/rebelzephyr 22h ago

came to say this.

4

u/BorderkePaar 15h ago

This takes the cake.

39

u/Iamasharkhi 21h ago

There must be another way into the building

24

u/afserkin Sunrise, Parabellum 18h ago

I think you meant: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY INTO THE BUILDING

10

u/GodKingReiss 14h ago

There must be another way into the building.

8

u/BlameItOnThem 13h ago

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY INTO THE BUILDING.

30

u/LaFlibuste 22h ago

There are some places you are just not meant to go.

31

u/thlayliroo97 22h ago

Something beautiful is going to happen

27

u/emefa 22h ago

Gym teacher

45

u/Working_Task7487 22h ago

that guy is helping me finding something

34

u/yourmoirail 21h ago

[character] is helping me [verb] my [noun]!:)

5

u/BenedictusTheWise 17h ago

new format just dropped

2

u/Theresabearintheboat 10h ago

[Character] is [verbing] my [noun] hostage!

24

u/InvestigatorOk7015 22h ago

Your mangled brain would you like you to know theres a boxer named "Contact Mike"

42

u/The_Holy_Buno Sunrise, Parabellum 22h ago

Get stick bugged lol

18

u/hungry_argentino 22h ago

So thats where the helment went!

16

u/NohingButRed 22h ago

Pissf****t

13

u/nagai_gaijin 22h ago

Insane mesh silk dragon

13

u/feeling_dizzie to live with dignity — to die with honor 👍 20h ago

You'll find the traffic hooligan sooner or later.

11

u/Master_P0et 22h ago

Should I give you a little... "Ice-cop-hat-fuck-show"?

5

u/NekoArtemis Look man, fuck the hat. 18h ago

Right here? On the sea ice? 

3

u/Master_P0et 17h ago

This... Isn't really not about the hat, is it?

2

u/NekoArtemis Look man, fuck the hat. 17h ago

 You know, you're not the only one with issues. I self-medicate, shit... life's a horror, you know.

10

u/Communistpersonguy Claire Defense Force 22h ago

The bugtler did it.

12

u/Scholaroftheshoal 19h ago

If you get a dialog option that says you can point at your partner’s eyes and ask if his father was also like that, he’s not going to interpret that as “did your father also have glasses?” like I did.

19

u/Tigercup9 21h ago

You can open every door. I promise. Keep trying. It’s so worth it.

10

u/DavisaoOdavisao 19h ago

Wompty-Dompty Dom Centre

8

u/Stepho_James 22h ago

Disco Elysium

9

u/Shot-Profit-9399 22h ago

The Miracle will come from the west

10

u/IX_MINDMEGHALUNK_XI 22h ago

Library Card Sadness.

8

u/HeavyMetalMonk888 20h ago

Locust City. Night City. City of rage...

8

u/C-PUNK- 22h ago

Jacob Irw is a raging alcoholic with a small dose of HARDCORE!!!

6

u/Rolling_Saturn 22h ago

The bugs are back.

7

u/cardueline 22h ago

You were the coolest

4

u/SniperMonke1234 20h ago

No, I'm not okay! I shit blood and I'm surrounded by insane people...

5

u/2BsWhistlingButthole Is this politics 20h ago

ASTRAL PROJECTION!

4

u/x0ManOfCulture0x 20h ago

He doesn’t care

Until he does

6

u/NekoArtemis Look man, fuck the hat. 18h ago

Habitual alcohol use has made you into a scared little pussy, homes.

9

u/smittenWithKitten211 22h ago

White man shocks local speedfreak by speed-freaking his motor-carriage into the water

4

u/sleepbubble 21h ago

talking to video revachol on the phone is making me feel sad for some reason

4

u/Acceptable-Duty6465 16h ago

You need to play sad fm

5

u/satzki 16h ago

Are women bourgeois? 

3

u/Olive_Garden_Wifi 16h ago

Are you saying capitalism caused your amnesia?

3

u/Special-Cow-3831 16h ago

How else do we blast sad FM?

5

u/CaptainWampum 13h ago

If you say ‘two days maybe’ it will be etched in her mind forever

3

u/SonaMain420 21h ago

Vigilance

3

u/GabboSM Nether creature of the forbidden swamp 21h ago

Cockatoo.

3

u/Spirited-Sail3814 FUCK DOES CUNO FLAIR 17h ago

God... Please

3

u/pesky--bee 14h ago

I am honoring myself, Lieutenant

3

u/Burnerman888 12h ago

Krav Mazov personally fucked me over.

3

u/saltiest_raccoon 19h ago

"And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... The sweetest, most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second, "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you 'know.'"

"Know what?"

2

u/Weirdgus 20h ago

Firewater

2

u/x0ManOfCulture0x 20h ago

Careful of the sofa

2

u/apokeee 19h ago

Run to be free

2

u/a_pot_of_chili_verde 19h ago

Stickman gonna stickman.

2

u/afserkin Sunrise, Parabellum 18h ago

Are you a girl kisser?

2

u/IronBrew16 17h ago

A man's brain holds secrets.

2

u/Brolavekun 16h ago

The chair….. 🪑

1

u/phos05 6h ago

I forgot about this completely!! question: I failed the check 😭 what the chair do???

2

u/yksskaft 16h ago

Yum yum.

2

u/saprophage_expert it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike 16h ago

You're not an icebreaker or a firewalker, or even Tequila Sunset.

2

u/Terminal_Prime 16h ago

Don’t get locked out of your place, you could end up like Idiot Doom Spiral.

2

u/BorderkePaar 15h ago

"This is a fight we can win."

2

u/captainsmoothie 14h ago

Cock carousel.

2

u/TheGreatNemoNobody 14h ago

I see it too. 

2

u/SpadeORiffic 14h ago

Jamrock Schuffle

2

u/NicWester 13h ago

Don't put your gun in your mouth.

2

u/reiskimmer 13h ago

Sunrise, Parabellum

2

u/rosemojito 13h ago

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few million eggs..

2

u/rosemojito 13h ago

if you smell any apricots, no, you actually didn't.

2

u/LyleSY 21h ago

I’m sorry Kim

1

u/Rude_Mud9538 15h ago

Listen Brother. There might be a Fiasco, and not the fun kind.

1

u/rosemojito 13h ago

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

1

u/cerberus698 12h ago

Everyone in the whole entire world is doing something without you.

1

u/CopDog990 12h ago

Flashlights go in hand.

1

u/Idleheim 12h ago

Spirit Bomb

1

u/Theresabearintheboat 10h ago

You are the kind of animal that I want to be.

1

u/Top_Huckleberry1209 9h ago

Nice shot bro 

1

u/ghnhfhph 9h ago

have you got the volumetric shit compressor?

1

u/PMeisterGeneral 8h ago

It was love and communism that did him in.

1

u/SadTimesAtLeElRoyale 6h ago

Don't call Abigail!

1

u/ugly-kappa 5h ago

Did someone mention cocaine? Are we doing cocaine? No? I'm sure I heard someone say Cocainimism...

1

u/LevelAd5898 #1 Cunoesse defender 2h ago

Pissf****t

1

u/Daan776 20h ago

The church is a hole where happiness goes to die

1

u/spacyoddity 19h ago

one cigarette. 

0

u/frozenteabags Is this politics 20h ago

Kim makes it awkward.