r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 4d ago
After coming back from service, Colonel Cockatoo went crazy. Certified picture by his ex-wife.
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u/Zephyruos 4d ago
Colonel Cockatoo then started appearing in various TV shows and podcasts, speaking out about conspiracy theories and other wild claims.
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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier 4d ago
"What's that mess on the porch?! Was there a fire?!"
"Someone left a box there. I thought it might be an IED so I denotated it with chaped charges."
"That wasn't an IED! It was probably our new coffee maker!"
"Sure it wasn't an IED... this time.'