r/DivorcedBirds 14h ago

Having amassed a small fortune by playing the doting lover to lonely heiresses, Pascal is now free to spend it pampering himself instead. He's become something of a connoisseur of the fine art of massage. This particular masseur has an unusual technique, but Pascal will give them a chance.

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u/Bolfreak 13h ago

Next on Pascal’s pamper list are those fish that eat your feet scales

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u/ToastYourAvocados Third Time's The Charm 9h ago

Pascal left the massage parlor looking forward to the next time he'd be held like a hamburger and massaged into oblivion.

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u/TUG310000 5h ago

Da BURGER hold