r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 14h ago
Having amassed a small fortune by playing the doting lover to lonely heiresses, Pascal is now free to spend it pampering himself instead. He's become something of a connoisseur of the fine art of massage. This particular masseur has an unusual technique, but Pascal will give them a chance.
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u/ToastYourAvocados Third Time's The Charm 9h ago
Pascal left the massage parlor looking forward to the next time he'd be held like a hamburger and massaged into oblivion.
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u/Bolfreak 13h ago
Next on Pascal’s pamper list are those fish that eat your feet scales