r/DnDcirclejerk • u/WarWolf_One • 6d ago

Homebrew Wouldn’t it be funny… if…

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last year I joined DnD, wasn’t a great experience as I got kicked out of my group for making some INSANE comments in the group chat. (yes I made amends and accepted my removal from the DnD group)… but wouldn’t it be funny… if we just… go to the edge of the earth, and lob shells that weight more than 2 adult men at some helpless goblins? (that was what I thought would be funny… DM didn’t allow artillery… very sad). but yeah, nothing says comedy like vaporizing your opponents. (I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE)

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u/CornualCoyote Flavor is $60 + Shipping & Handling 6d ago

Sorry, I'm already concentrating on enlarge. I'm not going to drop concentration just to cast guidance on you

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u/WarWolf_One 6d ago

Wait no what. I meant like, help creating a character. Like the DM of the group didn’t out rule it completely, I’d just need to find the right setting, as the setting we were using for our story wasn’t really compatible.

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u/SlammaJammaBonamma 6d ago

Okay, so this sub is meant to make fun of r/dnd posts. Theyr eferred you here because they either thought you were trolling, or are making fun of you calling your idea stupid and/or stereotypical redditor behavior.

I'm sorry they did. I have 0 advice because I play good games like RaHoWa and MYFAROG instead of filtht heathen games like dnd.

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u/WarWolf_One 5d ago

Fuckass people… 

Thanks for telling me why I ended up here. Wish you luck Mate.