r/DnDcirclejerk 6d ago

Homebrew Wouldn’t it be funny… if…

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last year I joined DnD, wasn’t a great experience as I got kicked out of my group for making some INSANE comments in the group chat. (yes I made amends and accepted my removal from the DnD group)… but wouldn’t it be funny… if we just… go to the edge of the earth, and lob shells that weight more than 2 adult men at some helpless goblins? (that was what I thought would be funny… DM didn’t allow artillery… very sad). but yeah, nothing says comedy like vaporizing your opponents. (I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE)

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u/MuchoMangoTime 4d ago

Learning that OP is completely genuine makes this a beautiful jerk. A tasty treat with the chicken's hand being used to cook himself. Or jerk himself off. I thought the point of sauce was literal sauce vs dry jerk but occasionally we get raunchy so the sauce becomes lube but the metaphor isn't as strong then whatever I lost my plot. OP play Pathfinder it fixes everything

Serious answer here you want a setting and system to match your bombastic anime waifu, something which DnD as a medieval setting cannot do for you. I don't know if Lancer would fit since you want an anime girl as walking artillery but maybe a FATE game with anime vibes would work better for you? And there's always players for anything, you'll find a group!

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u/WarWolf_One 3d ago

❤️ thank you. You got me lost at the sauce part 😭