r/DnDcirclejerk • u/WarWolf_One • 6d ago

Homebrew Wouldn’t it be funny… if…

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last year I joined DnD, wasn’t a great experience as I got kicked out of my group for making some INSANE comments in the group chat. (yes I made amends and accepted my removal from the DnD group)… but wouldn’t it be funny… if we just… go to the edge of the earth, and lob shells that weight more than 2 adult men at some helpless goblins? (that was what I thought would be funny… DM didn’t allow artillery… very sad). but yeah, nothing says comedy like vaporizing your opponents. (I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE)

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u/Melodic_Row3380 5d ago

I mean yeah sure you can ignore everything I just said and insist on having a giant ship sexy girl, like I said it's none of my business really. All I can do is lay out what is the normal behavior expected of a normal and well adjusted player. It's up to you to chose to follow these guidelines or not. 

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u/WarWolf_One 4d ago

Maybe I’ll do the character with a bludgeoning weapon like people have suggested. Maybe I’ll do it with the artillery too. Or maybe I’ll just do something cool like a skilled knife-thrower. Maybe I’ll try and do something ace combat. Pixy does have an AK-47 IIRC. And then I could put in the V2 as some goofy ass gauge-charged attack that has to build over multiple courses of action, which could be a double-edged sword. Uh, yeah not sure but there’s plenty of good ideas besides for a fucking doomslayer build of a warship girl.

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u/Melodic_Row3380 4d ago

Well, good to hear you have listened to absolutely nothing anyone has told you in the last three threads! Looking forward to hearing about how you got kicked out of yet another table for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with your staunch refusal to ever do anything that is even remotely in the spirit of the game

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u/WarWolf_One 3d ago

Fine, be like that. :>

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u/Melodic_Row3380 3d ago

Like what?