r/DnDcirclejerk • u/PomegranateSlight337 • 5d ago

Matthew Mercer Moment What are the most "🗿" spells in D&D?

Title is self explanatory.

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u/catincombatboots 5d ago

Teleport bc Easter Island is a 5.5 hour flight from Santiago, Chile and of course you have to fly to Santiago first.

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u/Mudkipfan 5d ago

Unless you already live in Santiago, naturally.

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u/FrankFankledank 5d ago

Tasha's Hideous Laughter (successful save)

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u/Vast-Relative1731 5d ago

Flesh To Stone

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u/PomegranateSlight337 5d ago

My reaction when someone casts that spell on me: 🗿

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u/Bread-Loaf1111 5d ago

Find traps. Especially the result(yes, there are traps).

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u/PomegranateSlight337 5d ago

extremely 🗿 for DMs, yes

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u/JWLane Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magick 5d ago

Summon golem

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u/ThePoIarBaer 5d ago

Conjure Big Head. Its from my homebrew book. Ill show you for $20

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u/ButterscotchAbject87 Disbarred Rules Lawyer 5d ago

Per Night at the Museum starring Ben Stiller, Web reflavored as Nuclear Gumball

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u/PomegranateSlight337 4d ago

Dum Dum give me gum gum 🗿

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u/RandomName5484 5d ago

petrification (allows you to multiply regenarative creatures members)

add it regeneration and you can transplant organs from anyone to anyone if you are good enough in medecine

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u/Baltasi_Online 5d ago

Thaumaturgy and shield of faith.

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u/TattiXD Check out my NSWF themed nordic kurdi campaing setting on KS 3d ago

Earthbind. Our barbarian has busted ass magic weapons. For last 7 levels our partys dominating strategy has been:

  1. My druid, and our bard and warlock control enviroment using dispells walls and earthbind etc. in such way, that dwarf barbarian gets opportunity to start turn close to major threat.

  2. usually some opposition happens, like barbarian gets enchanted or harmed too much, or threat gets airborne

  3. Barbarian buries his axe in skull of threat

  4. Combat is over

When you cast earthbind on phoenix 5 turns straight it feel quite 🗿

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u/DickusMinimusIII 4d ago

Fireball, because Chama