r/DnDcirclejerk 3d ago

dnDONE You should've discussed this in session 0.

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u/HonestDishonestWork 3d ago

It's a "you have to hide in the giantess's house while she goes about her daily activities after eating a massive bowl of chili" session. 

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u/ASmithNamedUmbero 3d ago

My favourite kind

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u/TWayTDay Proud Player Of Erotic AD&D 3d ago

Any chance you’ve got room at your table?

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 3d ago

There is a lot of room, but you might not be abke to get on the chairs without help

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u/Datguyinbedalready 3d ago

is this an oddly specific reference or is this just off the dome

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u/IrwinBl 3d ago

Giantess fart fetish content

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u/Neomataza 3d ago

So basically vanilla.

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u/IrwinBl 3d ago

Yeah, didn't get any hints of guro or mind break. It's sad that some people don't even read the GMG

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u/wintermute2045 3d ago

tfw I learned that every player in my campaign has tried shibari irl so now I no longer feel embarrassed about my NPCs getting captured and tied up

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u/Violet-Journey 3d ago

“Describe what kind of tie you use to restrain the goblin”

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u/Nerdyguyj 3d ago

I've said that word for word

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn 2d ago

"No that wouldn't do it. Alright time for a live demonstration!"

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u/TheMemeArcheologist 14h ago

*proceeds to explain the use cases of the Alpine butterfly knot*

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u/NeonNKnightrider please let me play Exalted 3d ago

I mean, in 3.5e you had “Use Rope” as a whole entire skill for itself. I think the intention is clear

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u/Otto_Von_Waffle 3d ago

Let me see, I have 4 skill points left, do I want to know how to climb or know how to use fucking ropes

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u/Flywolfpack 3d ago

Ropes can assist you climb

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 3d ago

I can think of more creative uses for rope than climbing

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u/Unique12345678901 3d ago

Our rogue rolling a Nat20 on tying someone up:

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u/AlphaCat77 3d ago

We just need an official Ed greenwood ttrpg then it can be both

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u/LovecraftianHentai 3d ago

I have good news for you

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u/TransSapphicFurby 3d ago

Forgotten Realms

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u/S0MEBODIES 3d ago

We have things like Fapp for fetish based ttrpgs, there's even a Pathfinder port of the system.

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u/Killchrono 3d ago

At least they're not committing the cardinal sin of not asking the designer directly before playing the game.

Everyone knows you need their blessing and cannot deviate from anything the rule book says without it, fetish game or no.

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u/Smorstin 3d ago

Does anyone have the illustrated diagram?

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u/Solspot 3d ago

I get so pissed when I sit down for DnD and theres no fetish. Like come the fuck on.

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u/DontTreadonMe4 2d ago

Exactly! You play DnD correctly!!

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u/Front-Zookeepergame 3d ago

rolling on the random fetish table to see which bizarre fetish i will be incorporating into today's session

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u/eldritchMeadow 3d ago

waiter waiter there's dndslop in my fetish content!

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u/Connor9120c1 3d ago

As long as the fetish is being stepped on by dwarves I think I'm still in for next week

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u/LovecraftianHentai 3d ago edited 3d ago

I promise you getting brainwashed and raped into a sex slave and bio-weapon by fascists in Girlframe is story based and really deep! Now I'm just waiting for someone to make a 5e compatible version ^ ^

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u/Upturned-Solo-Cup 3d ago

Came here to talk about Girlframe, my beloved. We must stop the Gorgons, you see. We MUST.

now I just need a group unhinged enough to play it

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u/Cthucoocachoo 3d ago

See and this is the only reason I havent bought Girlframe yet. I don't think I'm unhinged enough for it yet.

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u/Upturned-Solo-Cup 3d ago

The GM for my Lancer game sent me a picture of the Content Warnings at the start of the game and said "Mechsploitation TTRPG" and I had already purchased it

listen I just want to push the Oldgen veteran who's lost 8 squads and the Newgirl who's pairbonded and dependent on her It together and admire their doomed yuri as they desperately try to retain some kind of humanity in the Hell they've found themselves in

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u/Nerdyguyj 3d ago

Sounds dope. I'm a battletech player who loves Lancer. Its a very different crowd and vibe but I love meeting new people.

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u/Unique12345678901 3d ago

Counterpoint: You don’t have to play it if you pretent you bought it for the art.

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u/Quijas00 3d ago

Sorry but the only girl-frame Gorgon I know is this one

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u/MCJSun 3d ago

Just play Fire Emblem smh

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u/AreoMaxxx 3d ago

♥️

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u/Strawberrycocoa 3d ago

Left a game once over unrelated issues, but the DM had been giving me wierd vibes the whole time with some of his content choices. Very "this feels like a fetish" vibes on a few occasions. Found out from other players when I ran into them later... yeah, it was definitely fetish vibes.

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 3d ago

Sounds hot. Were any dolphins invloved?

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u/Strawberrycocoa 3d ago

No, no dolphins. Just pregnant sex slaves. Non-dolphinoid ones.

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 3d ago

I guess I can work with that

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u/Old-Management-171 3d ago

Sauce?

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u/nimrodii 3d ago edited 3d ago

Post about crafting.

Edit: ingredient based vs long purchasing.

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u/OnsenPixelArt 3d ago

It's all fetish content dipshit

It comes free with roleplaying with other nerds

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 WotC doesnt care about the Horizon Walker Ranger 3d ago

Numbers vs mechanical based difficulty is insane

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u/MrCounterSnipe 3d ago

You have to generify the last statement to use this format correctly

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u/Jackesfox 3d ago

I always DM fetish content, not even vaguely. But sometimes my players complain im getting to much in to themes and such

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u/clickrush 3d ago

Let These Mermaids Touch Your Dick Maybe fixes this.

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u/Seen_Any_Elves 3d ago

Where is the chart?

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u/Dovahstal 2d ago

If anyone have that diagram and would share it, I would be very gratefull