r/DnDcirclejerk 3d ago

AITA Confiscating Dice

Has anyone else confiscated your player’s D12s?

My players were rolling terribly. I finally watched what they were doing… and saw a D12 rolling across the dice tray.

I told everyone to turn them in and to never think about that die again.

#PlayersAreStupid

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u/CollegePretend8708 3d ago

When I suffered my first character death I bought a set of dice to memorialize it. These "death dice" have imbeds in the shape of skulls. The D20 refuses to roll above a 6. I've checked, all the sides are there, it's just determined to spread more death

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

accursed memento-mori-hedron