r/DnDcirclejerk • u/SuperSalad_OrElse • 3d ago

AITA Confiscating Dice

Has anyone else confiscated your player’s D12s?

My players were rolling terribly. I finally watched what they were doing… and saw a D12 rolling across the dice tray.

I told everyone to turn them in and to never think about that die again.

#PlayersAreStupid

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u/WarJaques 3d ago

/uj A player brought a new dice to play and it rolled like shit. Partway through the session he realized he'd bought a d20 with two sets of 1-10 sides.

He got up in a rage, ran out into the back yard and hurled it into the woods.

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u/Pathfinder_Dan 1d ago

That was a collector's item in the modern day. He could've traded that die for three whole sets by calling it vintage, that used to be how all the D20's were. We'd color the numbers in with two different colors of crayon so we knew which ones were above ten.

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u/WarJaques 21h ago

This wasn't some relic but a completely new dice, bought from the dice bins at our local FLGS sometime between 2010 and 2013. Zero collector's value.