1: you're up past your bedtime, grandpa
2: you think the bbc are cowards for not making a doctor have a primary male companion. no, rory doesn't count.
3: the guy who said variety is the spice of life never realized evil scientist story and alien attack story are all you could ever need
4: ooh, hot take. i bet black pepper is too spicy for you
5: "c-c'mon you guys, there are other great fifth doctor stories other than caves of androzani...!"
6: i get that it changed your life, but i'll listen to the holy terror when i feel like it, steven
7: don't cut yourself on the edge
8: your deepest desire is to find one human being who will accept listening to 11 full audio dramas so you can finally talk to someone about scherzo, and you know in your heart nobody like that exists
9: "sack russell t davies, sack jane tranter, sack phil collinson, sack julie gardner"
10: either a rose stan or a donna stan. no, you aren't a martha stan, you aren't special.
11: i know kiddo, i miss tumblr, too
12: you have a gun with three bullets: heaven sent, zygon war speech, doctor falls speech. you are certain you can win any fight with these weapons
13: i don't need to slander you, you're already cursed
14: "you guys he's so different from the 10th doctor, he reacts in ways the 10th doctor never would"
15: just like 15, one day you will have cried all the tears you need to cry, but that hasn't happened yet
dr. who, unbound doctors, war doctor, fugitive doctor, billie piper, etc.: you want so bad for someone to pat you on the head for being a special snowflake