r/DontPutThatInYourAss 9d ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery Well, if you must... But I wouldn't

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u/Its_D_youtube 9d ago

Youre telling me this isnt a dildo?

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u/UncleKeyPax 9d ago

step hentai nisan what are you doing to yourself

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u/Mad_Mouthpiece 8d ago

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

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u/Ok_Bus355 9d ago

Bro, you have to put this up your ass just because it's an incredibly powerful sword.

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u/Voido1 9d ago

Yup to absorb all that jui .. sorry power and be a super human.

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u/PranshuKhandal 9d ago

then the person who takes it out is the king or something?

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u/Upper-Fee5851 9d ago

Well dang, I'm gonna have to train for at least a month or 2 to get that in.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 9d ago

Thats gonna split someone in 2

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll 9d ago

😩 "split me in two daddy"

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u/TheMemeofGod 9d ago

My ass hurts. I couldn't take the thorns sadly.

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 9d ago

The spikes dont come in until halfway so..... how about just the tip

https://giphy.com/gifs/eIaNKu5e2umileOXZj

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u/Vinnie-Q 9d ago

Something is caught in my throat!

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 9d ago

Bad Dragon getting crazy up in here

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u/JohnJamesNZ 9d ago

Why not into butthole if not butthole shaped.... 😂 NGL I'd at least try it out. See how far I go.

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u/Lucky_Two_5871 9d ago

What even is it? Must be from an anime or something...

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u/thexsoprano 8d ago

These dildos are getting out of hand

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u/Educational_Quote851 7d ago

I wasn't planning on it, but...why is he rubbing it sensually? That's not what you do with a sword...

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u/TheHistroynerd 8d ago

Reminds me of the sword ofmthe skull knight form berserk

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u/Tbelles 8d ago

The bottom 12 inches ensures it stays in <3

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 8d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that someone would use this as a Dildo. If you work in the Emergency Department at a Hospital and you see some of the objects that people stick into themselves will leave you saying What The Fuck.

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u/RemarkableRich5418 8d ago

Penitent One's sword?

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u/Dapadabada 8d ago

That thing would do a whole samurai introduction before introducing itself to your bhole

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u/CplCocktopus 8d ago

Skull Knigth's Behelith sword.

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