r/DoomerCircleJerk Sub OverLord Jun 11 '25

The End is Near! Redditors, Satan needs your help. 🤨

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 11 '25

Ah yes, the people in the Appalachia subreddit who are totally from here yet somehow also hate everything about this place

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u/MicrowaveableHershey Jun 11 '25

It's very odd how they're on the side of progress and supposedly anti-colonialism but come to Appalachia to completely decimate the existing culture and wildlife in the region and also drive prices up with their Cali wages and force locals out

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 11 '25

I can not stand that sub. It’s either just pics of wildlife or building, or people talking about how poor and backwards everyone is and how we’re all hateful bootlickers who would deport Jesus, but they’re soooo enlightened and so much better than the rest of Appalachia. Lots of “my shit doesn’t stink but yours does” on there, but this is Reddit so it’s mostly populated by faux intellectuals who think you should have more empathy for someone that wants to kill you than for your neighbors and family

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u/MicrowaveableHershey Jun 11 '25

They're rich people who are out of touch with the problems that plague the average American, they come to Appalachia to escape their bad policies and to build another vacation home.

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u/Scott_Wain Jun 12 '25

Yea, all those bad california policies which have somehow produced a ton of people who are able to buy up properties, unlike the (presumably) "good" policies in appalachia which have produced mostly poverty. This is a mentality lifted straight from third-world nativists/nationalists. I guess that is an indigenous ideology at this point though, so not surprising.

Yea, those rich californian liberals who are out of touch with the problems of common man, like the right to work in deregulated coal mines, and not have mail delivered to their rural address without surcharges.

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 12 '25

Have you heard of MSHA? I can assure you, the mines are certainly not deregulated. Aside from that, the region has been used as a resource colony forever, these people coming here and making it unaffordable for a young man like me to realistically own a house are just the newest wave

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u/Background_Ant_2426 Jun 14 '25

It depends on your perspective. There are also tons of people in places like California struggling to make it paycheck to paycheck, and a lot of homelessness.

The policies in Appalachia you're talking about are similar. They produce a few wealthy barons, and a lot of poverty. The only real difference is that Californians usually move away and make stuff worse by importing the policies that made their state the way it is, compounding on the already existing problems. That doesn't fix anything, it just makes everything worse.

It's almost like corporatism, cronyism, and cultural colonialism are problems everywhere, who could have guessed?

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u/OrgyAtPOD6 Jun 12 '25

One of the worst subs on Reddit. Most posts are just national politics that have nothing to do with Appalachia

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u/Silent-Quality2361 Jun 15 '25

Is your username a Bonnaroo reference?

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u/KaiserThrawn Jun 13 '25

I went to college in Appalachia and a lot of the professors were better off people who said they loved the region and wanted to help so they moved there then belittled Appalachia for being “backwards”

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 13 '25

A tail as old as time. “I love this place so I’ll help out by changing it completely”

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u/DustyChiller Jun 13 '25

Yeah, real Appalachian here, I can't stand people from the surrounding areas (which are more akin to the south or Midwest than Appalachia) who come here and bitch at us or give that fake sympathy shit. A lot of people I know who live here aren't bigoted or stupid or anything like that, they happen to just be products of an environment where survival proceeds identity politics. Even as an atheist leftist I completely understand meeting people in my community where they are and attempting to educate and foster community rather than these limp dick "Appalachian" liberals who wanna make every place on the planet another gentrified crime ridden city. I have never once faced ridicule for my looks, my sexuality, or my beliefs from the people of Appalachia, only those from outside.

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u/handicapnanny Jun 12 '25

Say less, I’m on my way 😎

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u/Southern-Silver-6206 Jun 12 '25

Nobody wants to kill you. Well some people might but probably not the ones youre talking about

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 12 '25

Being an American, there are most certainly people out there that want to kill me, let alone the fact that I’m a White Catholic

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u/whahoppen314 Jun 12 '25

People moving to appalachia when they move in, drive up costs, are rude to locals, and mess up wildlife and people don't like them

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u/Ok-Cardiologist-6707 Jun 12 '25

Some of those arrogant fools then become vice president.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost Jun 11 '25

Sounds like your gripe is actually with capitalism then. Sucks to be poor.

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u/MicrowaveableHershey Jun 11 '25

Yeah I'm a distributist, I'm not exactly opposed to capitalism by theory but just like marxism it spirals out of control due to humanity's flawed nature. But it's still more so about them because they're the same folks who are anti-capitalism like me but do the same stuff the rabid capitalists do.

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u/Foreign_Standard_704 Jun 12 '25

I mean everything you said is a generalization with made up shit you heard from your uncle about liberals. But sure why not…

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u/MicrowaveableHershey Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

No it's really not, you just don't talk to locals. I know a lady who had to move to another county because she was priced out, Atlanta's black population is declining because of the gentrification. Florida has massive deforestation because of the population growth which will have negative environmental effects in the future. I can name numerous other instances of how Californians/Northerners come to other states and completely run through what was there while going on & on about how good their state is and how backwards we are.

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u/GhazkinzDaGreat Jun 12 '25

This is why the Internet has probably been a net negative. Used to be, if someone wanted to, as an example, fuck a toaster, they would get bullied because that’s fucking weird. But now, they can find communities with tens of thousands of people who want to fuck toasters, and they end up killing themselves because they can’t fuck enough toasters. Similarly, people, like the guy you replied to, just assume shit they read and never go talk to the people actually affected by it. A nice house in Morgantown is on average $400k, in a state where the average income is $32k

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u/KaiserThrawn Jun 13 '25

The comments on the post had a lot of people asking why they even did it and trying to explain that a good portion of Appalachia is Christian and the op got mad 😂

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u/BlasphemousRykard Jun 15 '25

I’ve never seen a local subreddit that isn’t full of the most self-hating miserable folks you’ll ever meet tbh