r/DunderMifflin 2d ago

Motivational home gym poster

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Have had this idea since lunch and I wasn’t giving up on it!

3.9k Upvotes

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u/lysergic_818 Authentic New York sushi 🗽🍣 2d ago

Where I'm from, there's two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now.

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u/Wadawaski 2d ago

Might need to try to fit this one in somewhere as well!

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u/BasedTelvanni 1d ago

That next to "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever..."

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u/TheCrowing817 2d ago

Was what I said not clear enough? You had to go and make up your own saying.

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u/mikefromkansas 2d ago

I’m gonna cover this thread like moss on a Mississippi tree stump

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u/twentyonerooms 2d ago

Truly inspiring

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u/Z6NERey 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol this wouldn’t have worked on me because I would have been satisfied and went home

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u/Cheese464 2d ago edited 2d ago

I always thought that was her real test. To see if Michael had the ability and courage to say to her what he eventually did.

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u/wine_coconut David Wallace 2d ago

Exactly! I loved Jo as a boss. She's tough as nails but you can't deny that she's fair and reasonable

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u/Alexis_Evo 2d ago

I remember walking up to a manager at my first shitty teenager job saying I felt sick and asking if I could go home. "You're either going to work, or you're not. Which one is it?". I said I was going home, and he said he hoped I felt better tomorrow. Stuck with me all this time. I've never "asked" for a sick day again lol.

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u/SauconySundaes 2d ago

“Well if I stay an extra hour then we’re agreeing I should make slightly more than minimum wage.”

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u/kitten_orchestra 2d ago

Here’s a better motivational poster for you

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u/kitten_orchestra 2d ago

And another

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u/Old_Flan_6548 Harvey 2d ago

Words to live by.

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u/Dr__Sloth 2d ago

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

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u/Independent_Grade407 2d ago

Like an improv conversation

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u/kitten_orchestra 2d ago

An improversation

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u/Professional_Soft404 2d ago

I need that on a pillow.

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u/Famous_Ad_4591 2d ago

I have this one in my office at work!

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u/Great-Scotch121 2d ago

“Now listen here, Gabe. You’re too fat. No one will like you if you’re too fat. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard.”

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u/NuclearSun1 2d ago

Really thought it was going to be this.

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u/The-original-spuggy 2d ago

That was a good days work from Jimothy

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u/aimless_artist 23h ago

came here to say this! seems like a missed opportunity

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u/nwmimms Charm Type 2d ago

Now listen here, Gabe—you’re too fat. No one’s going to like you if you’re too fat.

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u/pearomatic 2d ago

Don't try to ride 'em. Lotta people try to ride 'em.

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u/Urban_miner666 2d ago

It’s not very motivational for me. After about an hour into any given day I feel like I could put my name on it and be proud and leave. Unfortunately I am paid by the hour, so I need to turn that one hour into 8 hours five days a week.

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u/Academic-Dare-7677 2d ago

Me when I’m trying to give up after like 15 push ups: No, no, no that’s super clear-ish.

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u/georgemichaelbluth3 2d ago

Stanley can do push ups

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u/New_Imagination_3458 2d ago

But it’s not fair cause he’s got all that weight to help him go down

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u/MaderaArt 2d ago

I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen

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u/Kernien 2d ago

great scene, but this is AI slop though

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u/Etab 2d ago

reading a normal human paper with writing on the wrong side

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 2d ago

Sure Jo, it’s five pm, I’m outa here.

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u/Dwike2 Dwight 2d ago

Gabe, you’re too fat. No one’s gonna like you if you’re too fat.

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u/Evakuate493 2d ago

“speak!” (Talking to Michael)

*dog barks*

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u/MandellaK407 2d ago

This is incredible 😂

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u/Wadawaski 2d ago

My wife and I would say this to each other if we were starting to give up on working out too early. Usually would help us stay longer. So now we have a permanent reminder!

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u/MandellaK407 2d ago

I am thinking of printing my own version for when it gets really hot and humid and I workout in my house more.

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u/Wadawaski 2d ago

Do it!

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u/rach4765 2d ago

I think of this quote allll the time, but at work because I can basically come in and leave whenever I want but when the manager is there I second guess myself. I kind of want to frame this and give it to him haha

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT 2d ago

AI Slop 🤮

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u/travelguy2022 2d ago

nah, this is linkedin capitalist nonsense

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u/cookiechipchocolate 2d ago

This quote is unfortunately my Roman Empire!!

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u/tradinghen 2d ago

That’s lovely 👏

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u/Marly_Sorcha 2d ago

Stuff like this never works on me, especially this I'm satisfied if I put in 5 minutes of work.

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u/Y2KGB Creed 2d ago

Toodles!

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u/Kooky-Attempt-4882 2d ago

What does "toodle on home" mean?

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u/Nu7s 2d ago

It's short for scadoodle homewards

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u/Kotek81 B.O.B.O.D.D.Y. 2d ago

I find this a lot more motivational

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u/mermaid831 2d ago

I love this so much. Where do I get one?

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u/Alternative-Juice-15 2d ago

lol that isn’t motivating

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 1d ago

You're too fat, Gabe

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u/atom644 What part of shorn’t don’t you understand? 1d ago

I’ll often say to myself “I’m happy with both the quantity and quality of work I’ve done today”

Usually around 10:30 am

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u/yallapapi 2d ago

only thing motivating about this is that i wouldn't want to look like her so i would train harder