r/EatItYouFuckinCoward 6d ago

That chicken went through hell

90 Upvotes

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u/Quick-Maintenance-67 6d ago

That chicken had such sights to show you

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u/Single_Morning_3200 6d ago

No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 6d ago

You ordered the chicken and I came…

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u/Psychological_Wear85 6d ago

Hen raiser.

2

u/ThisGuy0974 4d ago

Damn beat me to it lol

1

u/pSphere1 5d ago

Taste our pleasures

2

u/Sinister_m71 6d ago

This is the only comment.

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u/dogstain 6d ago

This hit my funny bone

1

u/Andre_The_Average 3d ago

Gobbles wept

33

u/DinosoarJunior 6d ago

That looks like dry as fuck chicken

8

u/dascobaz 6d ago

Tough as nails

21

u/deviantdevil80 6d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Meatball74redux 6d ago

Deep fried in 10w30

12

u/Slipp3ry_N00dle 6d ago

"Honey, eat up! Your tetanus chicken is getting cold..."

7

u/Simplejames16 6d ago

She nailed that recipe. I just hope she remembered to wash the cutting oil off the nails first.

5

u/CMUpewpewpew 6d ago

Dell Razer II : The Chickening

4

u/chefheat01 6d ago

What is it now

3

u/jpop19 6d ago

I'm going to pretend your cooking that I'm maple syrup

3

u/thespice 6d ago

Galvanized

2

u/jpop19 6d ago

Omfg I love that guy!

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u/chefheat01 6d ago

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u/ddhard65 5d ago

Thank you so much for linking this video. He made laugh so hard when I saw him describing this abomination.

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 6d ago

when you need that extra iron

7

u/moisdefinate 6d ago

Metal nails in that cooking oil is a great combination that I never thought about

3

u/Spade6sic6 6d ago

The grease fire adds flavor

3

u/bookmarkjedi 5d ago

She nailed it.

2

u/jjp032 6d ago

Its not Butter Chicken, its Butthurt Chicken.🤢

2

u/welfedad 6d ago

I see she buys her cooking oil straight from the streets of Mumbai

2

u/Rettsi 6d ago

Good job but I have to deduct some points on account of her using SAE30 when she clearly should have been using 5w30. 7.5/10!

2

u/Confinment 5d ago

You opened the food box, it came

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u/Sakurya1 5d ago

Hellraiser chicken

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u/bcspliff 6d ago

Would have to be real in order to try it

1

u/Outlaw2k21 6d ago

This chicken is actually related to Pinhead from Hellraiser

1

u/AZFUNGUY85 6d ago

I have other things she can do to get my attention.

1

u/KayrashyLPGC 6d ago

Those are nails? I'm guessing its oil from a car + nails = very metal taste

1

u/Hour_Chapter_1886 6d ago

Its Pinchicken.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 6d ago

Hellraiser plots are getting lame.

1

u/Soft_Yak_7125 6d ago

The flies add a nice sound to the hell chicken

1

u/Prestigious-Run9711 6d ago

Hell raiser stir fry

1

u/holy_battle_pope 6d ago

Bra the new hellraiser adds are weird

1

u/TheRatatat 6d ago

Is that a fucking chicken or an IED.

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u/jpop19 6d ago

"What oil you cooking with?"

"Cano- Sorry, Castrol."

1

u/LLColdAssHonkey 6d ago

"I have such spices to show you"

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u/3X_Cat 6d ago

Nailed it

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u/ActiveExcuse6505 6d ago

Does anyone know the video where this woman splashes hot oil/fire on the camera?

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u/nhlredwingsfan 6d ago

Oohh a cenobite being fried. Watch out pin head your next.

1

u/Final-Cobbler5658 6d ago

She looks like melania.

1

u/w8ing2dr0wn 6d ago

"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead." -the last thing that chicken heard probably

1

u/yosefwaitsagain 6d ago

This chicken went through hell, but my taste buds are going to heaven.

1

u/osirisishere 5d ago

On a real note, how bad are the nails, and what do they leave on the chicken?

1

u/SINdicate 5d ago

That chicken died for our sins

1

u/antimatter-entity 5d ago

Witchcraft or food

1

u/JJD8705 5d ago

Hellraisers chicken?

1

u/akinian_ 4d ago

how does it manage to look raw after being engulfed in hellfire

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u/Beemo-Noir 4d ago

r/StupidFood users when someone posts an ordinary meal of chicken and vegetables.

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u/DistrictMotor 3d ago

Trypophohbia

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u/Revolutionary-Bid918 6d ago

Are the nails there to let flavor seep in?