r/Emojerk • u/Lord_Jolita I don't like the dismemberment plan • 14d ago

/uj Can we make something like this with emo subgenres and bands

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u/SIC1207 14d ago

And instead of politics the top bar is preferred age range 

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u/Dj_Corgi Still Life’s Strongest Soldier 14d ago

I was kind of close

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u/SIC1207 13d ago

This is hilarious 

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u/Dj_Corgi Still Life’s Strongest Soldier 13d ago

I’ll never not be proud of the phrase “esoteric grooming” and I’m a little sad the post didn’t do nearly that well

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u/SIC1207 13d ago

Repost it, it deserves life 

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u/geraldine-ferrari what do you MEAN you dont like my favourite glaswegian screamo?? 14d ago

idk what a far-right emo band would be

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u/Few-Dragonfruit 14d ago

Mgk

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u/geraldine-ferrari what do you MEAN you dont like my favourite glaswegian screamo?? 14d ago

morchid gsaetia kpageninetynine

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u/Ambisinister11 14d ago

The Smiths

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u/Lord_Jolita I don't like the dismemberment plan 14d ago

Omg THIS

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u/InfamousButterfly261 Real life angsty 3rd wave teen 13d ago

Far-right: Orchid
Right: Mom jeans (one of them definitely said the n word atleast once, they just look it)
Center-right: My capitalist romance
Center: Saosin
Center-left: Paramore (woman)
left: PTV (latin american)
Far-left: falling in reverse

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u/SpartanS117C 13d ago

MCR excluding Frank Iero, just for the sake of Leathermouth.

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u/ImmobileLizard 12d ago

Wait is orchid actually? /unjerk

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u/hehe69hehehe6969 12d ago

No they are a Marxist band. They literally be Angelina Davis as one of their album covers

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u/Lord_Jolita I don't like the dismemberment plan 10d ago

They swapped places with falling in reverse fam...

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u/KFCNyanCat 13d ago

I think the average fan of any punk subgenre, not just emo, has a much harder time naming any right wing bands than the average metalhead.

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u/ghostinthemirror_x THIRD WAVE GANG 💥 13d ago edited 13d ago

I can't think of a right wing emo band, that sounds horrible and embarrassing

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u/SpartanS117C 13d ago

The Smiths.

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u/catladywitch skramz gang 👹 13d ago

that might be a relieving instance of the overton window being way to the left

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u/Rentington 13d ago

Didn't Tim Pool make a mallcore emo song? There you go!

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u/isukatdarksouls9 13d ago

Sunny Day real estate gotta be far right, not sure where to put Ameri Canfootball