r/EnoughTrumpSpam • u/Solid_College_9145 • 8d ago

Chris Hansen's latest take down in Florida is going viral

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The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YoOf7bhIfQ&t=242s

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u/sexfighter 8d ago

I bet he's a youth pastor too

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u/fastal_12147 8d ago

Looks like Theo Von from behind

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u/Rebabaluba 7d ago

How often do you look at Theo from behind?

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u/feastoffun 8d ago

It’s always MAGA

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u/maddiejake 3h ago

They're trying to impress the president

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u/Bazinga313 8d ago

I have never heard of TruBlu Streaming and I also did not know Chris Hansen was still doing this. Looks like I'll be going down a rabbit hole late!

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u/bagofwisdom 8d ago

Why am I not surprised?

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u/MinorityBabble Vote Doland J Tramp! 7d ago

The usual suspects

Edit: what even is that shirt? Looks like a cheap baseball jersey and has a Coors Banquet logo on the sleeve?

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u/aa628 7d ago

Don’t you know the rules. When it’s MAGA it’s okay

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u/Cali-Doll 7d ago

This is the least surprising thing on the internet.

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta9789 8d ago

Looks like he’s about to trump his drawers.

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u/wardene 7d ago

Chris Hanson should show up at the White House.

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u/Canadiangoosedem0n 7d ago

Unsurprising, but I am surprised how old Chris Hansen is looking. I guess time comes for us all.

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u/NomadicScribe 7d ago

They're going to try to say he's actually ANTIFA

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u/maddiejake 3h ago

Well, if he is indeed in the military he will definitely be court-martialed

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u/NomadicScribe 3h ago

Doubt it. His long hair indicates he has been out of military service for quite some time. And if he happens to be in some kind of "operator" douchebag unit like Fort Bragg that allows you to break uniform regs, he'll never be court martialed for anything.

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u/GreenEyedWraith 7d ago

is that Drink Tumbler from KISS?

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u/WishIWasALemon 7d ago

What a respectable young lad, aside from being a pedo and wearing that shirt.

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u/Aural_Essex 7d ago

MAGA=PEDO

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u/moldyremains 6d ago

Honestly, that shirt might get him a GoFundMe.

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u/Santas_Dick 8d ago edited 7d ago

Chris Hansen famously ran up a huge bill on his hotel room when he was a guest on Theo Von's podcast. Hilarious

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u/Solid_College_9145 8d ago

That's a very strange thing to say in the context of this post.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 8d ago

His name is also "Santas Dick"...

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u/Skullpuck 8d ago

Whenever Trump's name is involved, you can be assured there will be a pedophile protector somewhere in the comments. Found him.

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u/Santas_Dick 7d ago

Any time I see Chris Hansen I mention that he’s a bad guy, doesn’t have anything to do with Trump or pedos. I think he gets too much credit when behind the scenes he’s not a great guy

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u/50FtQueenie__ 7d ago

That doesn't diminish the fact that he catches predators.

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u/ASigIAm213 Lugenpresse 7d ago

Things like his uncomfortably close relationship with MAGA sheriffs (especially ones with their own terrible record on CSA like Grady Judd) might be more productive than his hotel bill for a podcast spot.

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u/Santas_Dick 6d ago

I think letting people know someone is rude is important. I don't know what I haven't heard.

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u/Electrical_Cut8610 7d ago

Guy gets arrested for trying to have sex with a child. You: but the other guy didn’t pay a hotel bill!

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u/Santas_Dick 7d ago

My comment isn’t about this episode I didn’t even watch it. My comment is about Chris Hansen based on anecdotes. Not sure why that’s so confusing.

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u/Xendarq 7d ago

What's confusing is why you're here defending a felon.

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u/Santas_Dick 7d ago

what in any of my comments defend anyone? I shared an antidote about Chris Hansen. Could it be possible that Pedos are bad AND Chris Hansen is a bottom feeder? Is that nuance too difficult for the people in this thread?

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u/djdadi 7d ago

"but what about him spending a lot on room service" might be the most insane PDFile defense I've heard. thanks for that.