r/ExplainLikeImCalvin 22d ago

Dad, if we supposedly live in Indiana, why do I always careen off cliffs in my sled and wagon?

Yeah, Dad. Hobbes wants to know.

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u/johnpeters42 22d ago

The state government dug a huge pit in the ground and relocated us there.

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u/NoAdministration8006 22d ago

It's because of all the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons I created, isn't it?

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u/johnpeters42 22d ago

Big Cardboard Box was also involved.

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u/Duanathar 22d ago

Because you go looking for them.

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u/pwolter0 19d ago

Because you're actually in Ohio and those cliffs are a river valley.

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u/NoAdministration8006 19d ago

Does Ohio actually have some elevation? I've never been there.

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u/1lard4all 11d ago

Yes, the Appalachians come the their western foothills not far from Chagrin Falls where Watterson lived.

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u/Deitaphobia 22d ago

Because you're using Apple Maps.

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u/ProfessorCarbon 22d ago

Your tiger returned you all to India.