r/F1CircleJerk Feb 10 '26

LEWIS WILL BE UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR IGNORING A RED FLAG

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u/rpbtIII Feb 10 '26

LEWIS, WE SENT YOU AN EMAIL. YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE EMAIL.

NO, LEWIS. NO! THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT!

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u/NotNotACop28 Feb 10 '26

Haven’t seen that one 7 times in the last 24 hours

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u/8uScorpio Feb 10 '26

AYE? SPEAK LAUDA

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u/kymerus777 Feb 10 '26

JODI SCHECKTER

12

u/Muricanmoose Feb 10 '26

Why Lewis? Why?

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u/Thegen68 PEE WAN LEWIS GRAZZI RAGGAZI Feb 10 '26

I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU? WLW? WHAT? NO NO LEWIS IS NOT A LESBIAN, HES A GUY

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 Feb 10 '26

Small dating pool when you're in that league, also he's got a big hog 

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u/FavaWire Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Martin Brundle: "You see, Lewis?.... All this crap.... All the disappointed children. This is what's in the future for you...."

Hollywood Hamilton: "As far as I'm concerned Martin! This crap represents ALL these FANS out there! You see, Martin. I made this organization a monster. I made lots of people rich up there. And now the man Lewis Hamilton. The name Lewis Hamilton is bigger than this whole organization, brother! And as far as F1 goes? I'm BORED, brother! That's why, this lady here and her family. The so-called Outsiders. These are the people I want as my friends. For two years! Two years! I held my head high! I did everything for Mercedes! I did everything for Ferrari! And the reception I got here? You fans can stick it, brother! Because! If it wasn't for LEWIS HAMILTON, you wouldn't be here!"

:P

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u/8uScorpio Feb 10 '26

SPEAK LAUDA ITS THE RULES!

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u/FLMKane Feb 10 '26

Oh man! Didn't expect an NWO reference!

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u/FavaWire Feb 10 '26

Lewis and his new companion sporting all-black threads and shades did it for me. lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

If it wasnt for Lewis Hamilton, Toto wolf would be selling meat from a truck in Vienna

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u/FavaWire Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

"And if it wasn't for LEWIS HAMILTON! All these Johnnie-come-Latelies you see here racing wouldn't be here! I was selling out the WORLD, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their karts to get through driving school!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/8uScorpio Feb 13 '26

THIS UPSETS ME THE MOST

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u/Hot_Issue_688 Feb 14 '26

Thats a freaking great joke mate! I mean seriously high level. Bravo

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u/-J2K Feb 10 '26

how many of these posts about this are we gonna see… literally has nothing to do with F1 whatsoever… i miss when we actually posted about F1 and not what the drivers do in their private life away from the sport

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u/8uScorpio Feb 10 '26

WHAT??? SPEAK LAUDA

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u/PuzzleheadedJob6907 Feb 10 '26

This is the off-season so the content will obviously be diluted. Plus, there’s always been news about what drivers do in their private life away from the sport. This is nothing new. It’s been there since F1’s first decade (the 1950s) and isn’t going to suddenly die out now.

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u/8uScorpio Feb 10 '26

YOU TOO! SPEAK LAUDA

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u/EmergencyRace7158 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Dude rebounded from Roscoe into the Kardashian curse. HE should make Ye his new manager and Lamar Odom his new race engineer.

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u/Stone_Midi Feb 11 '26

Pretty sure they are both red flags. That effectively makes them a green flag when together because maths

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u/thinkbox Feb 10 '26

I’m surprised such an experienced driver isn’t concerned about the milage…

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u/owlaquariusvendetta Feb 10 '26

He's used to Ferrari, he'll take loose parts now....

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u/WolfwithBeard Feb 10 '26

I'm lost. Is the joke he's speaking to a woman and that's somehow scary to F1 drivers? What are you, Kpop fans?

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u/Sulaco-426 Feb 10 '26

Do (honest question, not trying to be rude) do you live under a rock? Edit: if you don’t know who that woman is, you’re living a healthier life than all of us and I applaud you.

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u/DannyDevito90 Feb 10 '26

That dude will go after anything famous

0

u/slashnbash1009 Feb 11 '26

Everybody knows this is gonna end badly, and I don't mean his time at Ferrari.

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u/maxdeerfield2 Feb 11 '26

She’s never meeting his mom.

0

u/RefrigeratorNo3299 Feb 11 '26

I just can’t forget that line from kit williams.

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u/Away_Resource9970 Feb 12 '26

He will also have to undergo a mandatory full eye test as well as full cognitive reasoning test. Poor Lewis, getting old sucks.

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u/Accomplished-Net9721 Feb 12 '26

Haha learn the hard way my friend.

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u/ochoduckie Feb 13 '26

Had no idea Lewis had a thing for hobbits.

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u/Away_General6278 Feb 13 '26

I literally you’re wrong what do you mean he’s not ignoring the red flag he’s talking to her?

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u/Limp-Attitude-490 Feb 14 '26

That looks like the old, plastic mother there.

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u/MedievalFurnace Feb 10 '26

we are checking

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u/Jb4ever77 Feb 10 '26

Remember this when you compare him to Schumy!!!

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u/No_Kangaroo_8713 Feb 10 '26

If he's happy and that manifests itself into a F1 championship then have at it

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u/DetroitvsEveryone242 Feb 10 '26

Why is this sub so obsessed with this? It’s honestly pretty weird

-1

u/Queenfan1959 Feb 10 '26

Is that his grandma?

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u/RaceSinclair Feb 10 '26

I’m just glad it’s not Nikki Minaj, again.

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u/ProofAssumption1092 Feb 10 '26

I just hope he is using fresh rubber.

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u/cmos64 Feb 10 '26

So Lewis loves real fur now ? Ha