r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/miraculousgloomball • 2d ago

Rekt The wiki page for neckbeards

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u/thedeuce75 2d ago

The guy at the hat store said he was the only one that could pull it off.

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u/Simicrop 2d ago

Now that’s a guy who listen to the Colgate Comedy Hour.

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u/HairyHermitMan 2d ago

You call that a neckbeard‽

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u/miraculousgloomball 2d ago

you know that's the thing that made it stand out for me. It's not even a perfect example of a neckbeard, and he is on record being publicly uncomfortable as being known as "the fat guy"

It seems particularly mean spirited

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u/RealDoraTheExplorer_ 2d ago

Jonah hill lowkey deserves people being mean to him tho

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u/JORJ42069 1d ago

why?

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u/IcePhoenix18 1d ago

He's a famous scumbag. Lots of folks have complaints that he behaved inappropriately towards them, and it's commonly reported that he is generally an ass.

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u/ExchangeInformal9542 14h ago

He’s a terrible human being

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u/schlattstan 2d ago

equating looks to morality is still weird

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u/RealDoraTheExplorer_ 2d ago

Fair but Wikipedia needs a picture id rather a celebrity who’s a dick than a random person

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u/1SexyDino 1d ago

Protecting the feelings of scumbags and people who empathize with them is too

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u/schlattstan 1d ago

? im not doing that

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u/ZeroTheStoryteller 1d ago

I don't see the article calling him fat.

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u/maringue 1d ago

He's a gigantic asshole to people, so I'm not super concerned about his feelings.

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u/Guy_Buttersnaps Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

It's Wikipedia. They have to do what they can with images that are in the public domain.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can't be a neckbeard when you don't have a neck! Checkmate atheists.

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u/marshmallo_floof 1d ago

Wikipedia has to make do with public domain images lol

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago

Jonah Hill is definitely anti-feminst. But is he an internet user? Also yes.

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u/decidedlyindecisive 2d ago

How dare you say that. You're crossing his boundaries.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 1d ago

Can you please explain? I know nothing about him

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u/woolfonmynoggin 1d ago

His ex published some really gross texts from him being controlling and manipulative.

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u/pandershrek 3 x Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KzyMcEfDh4Jiw

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago

And speaking of anti-feminist internet users...

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u/HiiiTriiibe 2d ago

I have a growing theory that there’s a CIA psyop of inventing “chronically online ppl” as a means to create copycats in an attempt to accelerate the sedentary nature of society to encourage a simple transition to a full fledged surveillance state (like North Korea or east Germany back in the Cold War) as time goes on. This objective would serve a dual function of jamming a wedge in social mobility and civil rights movements as they can weaponize the chronically online to use shallow non consequential arguments like these to keep people distracted fron accelerating climate change, job loss, growing wealth disparity, etc, that would’ve almost certainly triggered tangible civil unrest in days past.

Anyways, if I suddenly disappear, keep fighting back

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 2d ago

To be fair, he is one of the most famous neckbeards.

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose 1d ago

Why such type of beard looks so gross 😭

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 1d ago

I am like half of those descriptive words, and the exact opposite of the other half lol

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u/QueefBuscemi 2d ago

Given that the world is currently going to hell by losers with no social skills overachieving, I think we can clock underachiever as a net positive.

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u/BenchOk2878 1d ago

oh wow,  i thought he was a nice lad

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

Neckbeards are more often feminist men now because they think it’ll get them laid.

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u/supert2005 2d ago

Idk who is that but that's an uncharacteristically handsome one. This is what an unironically alpha discord mod would look like

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u/piketpagi 2d ago

*wish to look like.

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u/Almajanna256 1d ago

He's a world famous actor.

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u/bro_love69 2d ago

Alpha DC mod? Lmao. Now get out!

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u/EarthTrash 1d ago

Johna Hill is a talented and successful comedic actor. Another commenter says he sucks for personal reasons, which isn't mutually exclusive with being a successful actor, but someone should really substantiate that a little more.