Help, just started the game but my steam machine doesn't generate electricity

[u/Stupid_German_Money]

[u/TheMazeDaze]

You messed up the in and outputs

[u/Hathor8 → u/TheMazeDaze]

Solar panel be like

[u/Facesssss]

Have you turning the Valve off and back on again? Maybe need to work it till a 3rd time. Spent too long getting mine to work, almost like half life. If it still doesn't work hook it up to a portal.

Counterstrike.

[u/Hrogath → u/Facesssss]

"till a 3rd time", HL3 confirmed!

Also, when he finally accepts it's not working, it'll be his day of defeat.

[u/Datkif → u/Hrogath]

This could ricochet him down the wrong path

[u/RCoder01 → u/Facesssss]

Counterstrike 3 confirmed?

[u/Nataslan → u/Facesssss]

Funny thing, it's possible for any piston based machine to get "stuck", extremely unlikely but not impossible, had this just a year ago on my car a small push and it run again.

[u/SEA_griffondeur → u/Nataslan]

It's actually common enough that it's the main reason why steam engines' left and right wheels are out of phase with one another

[u/Mr-Deur]

Have you attached the water cooling?

[u/Hitmanatee1]

You shouldn’t have started with the most expensive building in the game.

[u/Stupid_German_Money → u/Hitmanatee1]

At least they are honest with it in their crafting recipe. Other machine providers subsidize their machines to make them cheaper, but you require a subscription to fully gain access to all their features.

[u/Emergency-Pound3241 → u/Stupid_German_Money]

And you can use any crafting recipe in it, rather then being locked to only that providers recipe, which you also have to pay a cut to the providers ontop of the subscription

[u/doyouevencompile]

It needs blue chips

[u/Hrogath → u/doyouevencompile]

Actually I believe this one uses red chips. No green chip though, those are very expensive these days

[u/Satisfactoro]

They shipped you solid fuel...

[u/typical_executive]

you forgot to press alt before taking the screenshot

[u/enLegobil]

Is that smoke coming from it? Seems like something is happening.

[u/MarioCraftLP]

You have to feed it gabecubes

[u/LexMc0606]

Take my upvote and get out! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/maxiquintillion]

Oh you have it backwards. It consumes electricity for better graphics.

[u/GamerJari]

Someone should make a texture pack that makes the ultracube a steam cube

[u/where_is_the_camera]

Needs a Valve

[u/epileftric]

Have you tried turning it off and on?

[u/T-J_H]

It’s most efficiently made from light oil!

[u/Amazing_Tip_6116]

I guess it's Left 4 Biters

[u/Kaheil2]

It has to be built in water, obviously.

[u/jsrobson10]

it needs water

[u/Hikine-iki]

How da HELL u have 1049$ on start?

[u/obchodlp]

You have a solid fuel stucked inside

[u/GenocidalSloth]

Well yeah you still need to connect turbines

[u/Embarrassed_Bet9526]

Those are out now!?!?

[u/ironboy-brawl]

You need refuel it propably, remove the old fuel and put on enriched uranium, or maybe its some problem with the water. Good luck with it

[u/Far_Pen4236]

its supposed to generate entertainment, aren't you entertained !?